^ < V forum game! Take 2

[Heavy]

^ full contact musical toilets
< how the f*** do you run out of tomato at a deli, I DO NOT WANT BL
v did you know phil collins su'd?

[frapjap]

^ who'd he sue?
< only knew he suss-su-suddio'd.
V favorite phil collins song

[Heavy]

^ "in the air tonight" because it was in the pilot episode of one of my all time favorite tv shows, miami vice
< your right ray he suss-su-suddio'd
v do you enjoy watching married with children?

[frapjap]

^ never really got into it, but found it entertaining.
< stupid DVR recorded the series finale of House with no sound. PISSED.
V will southpark ever come off the air?

[Heavy]

^ idk that show ran its course like 5 seasons ago, the new episodes just plain suck
< would rather watch baseketball on repeat instead of new episodes of south park
v thinks trey parker and matt stone should just give it up

[Bubba1]

^I agree. They seem to be dialing it in lately
< A good day, some weird neighbors (two doors down) just sold their house. The moving truck is being loaded this morning. Buh-bye. Hoping for friendlier new residents.
V has had weird neighbors.

[frapjap]

^ had a guy who used to sing opera in the morning. Loudly. That sucked.
< wonders if neighborhoods will ever be 'communities' again.
V I want land in a nice neighborhood but don't want to talk to the neighbors.

[Heavy]

^ i dont mind having neighbors, unless they are scrawny white guy who looks like moby and a drunk rican that walks around on haloween with a light up bra.
< my parents neighborhood is slowly becoming s***
v ever had one of those neighbors that constantly bugs you to borrow your s***?

[sbird1]

^ Pretty sure I'm that guy.
< Trying to be less of a mooch and generally not a piece of s*** lately.
V Has had a period in life of conscious self improvement.

[Heavy]

^ sure?
< you didnt buy the unit from me yet you want me to call customer service for you? GTFO
v sooooooo tired of s*** customers that whine and complain and ask how to install things

[frapjap]

^ most of 'em basically want you to do their work for them.
< thinks very few people will try and discover what is broken with something and even fewer will try to fix it themselves.
V like the hipsters.

[alms24sebring]

^ How many times is it unplugged
< Yay tomorrow is me Bday. I want this card


v Can I get you in your Birthday suit?

[Bubba1]

^ If you looked like Cindy Margolis, perhaps.
^ If you want that card, does that mean we start calling you Trixie??
< Goat shaking?
V almost old enough to stop counting birthdays

[frapjap]

^ not at 30 yet, but not really counting to get there.
< stopped counting at 25 when insurance rates dropped like the stock market.
V always looking for a bar that gives an AARP discount

[Heavy]

^ yeah i tried finding one for greg and joel at carlisle but no one would cater to them, FULL PRICE YO
< moving sucks
v how many times have you moved?

[frapjap]

^ no less than a dozen times in 10 years.
< kinda a gypsy. Its amazing I've been in New England 5 years now.
V shortest time living at a residence?

[alms24sebring]

^ Ive been in the same area all my life
< I would move but I dont wanna be in corn stalks, tornado alley, brutal snow for 5 months altho sometimes I think I would like it, or hot desert like FL or TX where all the old people retire and crazy christians live
v Has one of those old crazy ladies that calls the cops for everything stupid in their neighborhood. Its worst if shes in the same apartment building as you.

[Bubba1]

[
^ I did, but she just sold her house and is moving to Minnesota.
< but having a non-crazy watchful retiree next door is great. We have one, and she's wonderful.
V sunbathes nekkid.

[sbird1]

^ Every day.
< Hungry. Going to eat and then sample a friend's home brew.
V Read an article about the p0rn star murderer in Canada.

[alms24sebring]

^ hmm sounds sexy
< I share the same Bday as Clint Eastwood
v Do you feel lucky... punk

[frapjap]

^ I suppose so. Maybe I'll get lucky tonight.
< couldn't sleep. washed pollen covered cars this morning.
V has driven naked.

[Bubba1]

^ sorta. does getting road head count?
< I bet sharing a birthday with Clint Eastwood made you go ahead and make your day...
V name a celebrity who shares your birthday

[frapjap]

^ Tom Cruise.
< If only I had his looks, money, (hell, even his acting ability is decent)
V Seen MI:3 ?

[Heavy]

^ yes it was pretty good, PSH had an awesome roll in MI3
< sooo sick of hearing people blasting reggatone
v whats your least favorite music genre?

[nevertheless]

^Country, or R&B
<Been crazy busy all day.
VCant wait for the weekend either..plans?

[alms24sebring]

^^ definantly Country or Spanish crap
^ I will be at Dave and Busters for some alcohol and gaming fun
< Having some crazy storms and tornado warnings all over the place
v Wants to see this as much as I do. *NSFW language*
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/82560827/

[Bubba1]

^ the commentary was dumb, but the video was pretty cool
< there's a big red blob of rain on the radar heading to my area, but it appears the worst will be west of me
V watches TV weather reports for weather hotties, not the forecast.

[alms24sebring]

^ ok whew I thought I was the only one
< I think its funny that we are all men in here, every ^<v invloves man talk
v so are you a breast or butt kind of man

[Bubba1]

^ Both
< is it just me, or when I say I prefer one, another one walks by and another part catches my eye?
V best pickup line you ever tried.

[Heavy]

^ wanna f***? and yes it worked
< clean hondas are near impossible to find
v wants to go back to bed...... with bubba