^ < V forum game! Take 2

[Bubba1]

^ You never know. Marriage was the farthest thing in my mind until I met Ms. Right.
< It's later that we all learn their first name is "Always".
V Prefers Ms. Right Now.

[frapjap]

^ Yes and no.
< prefer that ms right now be around a little while and possibly monogomous.
V worst baggage a chick had that you dated?

[Heavy]

^ she had some crazy s*** going on inside her head that she would blame on her parents and everyone else around her. i got my revenge in the end MUAHAHAHAHAHA
< i did get to PIIHB
v bishez be crazy no?

[alms24sebring]

^ thats true, sometimes I wonder if I should turn gay
< But then I realize that my other would be the female of the relationship and it wouldnt change a dam thing
v Cant gay guys just put it in a girls butt instead?

[Bubba1]

^ I'm sure they could, it's likely the urge to do it that's lacking.
< It almost sounds like you could be sucked into becoming gay
V is an accomplished bonerphonist.

[frapjap]

^ i can make her yell in all kinds of pitches
< got some weird call last night
V has been the victim of a sexual harrassment case.

[Bubba1]

^ nope, I never pressed charges against Heavy...
< dang, it's summer! My favorite season
V has attended one of those company mandated sexual harassment seminars and said "done that....done that....done that....like that.....done that."

[alms24sebring]

^ unfortunately my To Do list is pretty long
< Cant find a girl to... let me do stuff
< And no I could never become gay. There is only one severe man-crush I have that borderlines gay, but just not quite there.
v Who's your man crush

[frapjap]

^ jason statham.
< JS gets all the bishez.
V man crush?

[Bubba1]

^ don't have one
< could probably think of a couple female ones
V celeb female crush?

[frapjap]

^ we've been here before.
< Anne Hathaway
V Disney Princess you'd most like to bang?

[Heavy]

^ idk but i wouldnt touch snow white with a 10ft pole, im not into girls who let dwarfs run a train on her.
< soooo its time to pull the motor in the LS
v should i throw in a LS1/T56 combo?

[frapjap]

^ whys that?
< would build a bastard LS block from a truck engine
V twin turbo that b**** while you're there

[Heavy]

^ that would be the bees kness
< well theres some oil dripping from the back of the motor which leads me to beleive the rear main seal is on its way out, plus it needs new valve cover gaskets, pan gaskets and some other little odds and ends.
v wishes jesda would just kidnap kelly clarkson already and tie her to a chair and feed her twinkies for days on end

[Xdisaster240sX]

^ or macaulay culkin
< My wife got new tattoos and I think she ubber hot
V Jesda wants to see your donger

[frapjap]

^ jesda wants to see your wifes supposed hot tattoos
< I might too. You know, to see whether you're mental or not.
V last time you used the work "pecker"

[Bubba1]

^ A friend was typing something into the computer horrendously slow, so I accused him of being a "hunt 'n pecker". I think he misunderstood.
^ I agree if he claims his wife looks hot, he needs to back it up with pics
< I suppose some words for that appendage go out of style
V Last time you used the word "weiner" (and not referring to a hot dog)

[frapjap]

^ like 2 days ago.
< told a chick to "play with my weiner." She obliged.
V clit is a silly word, isn't it?

[Xdisaster240sX]

^


< I told you
V Didnt I tell him?

[alms24sebring]

^ You told him, you told him.
< I think women with tattoos are hot. Real tattoos, not a tiny rose or chinese letters
< Also I was eating chicken wings and I felt a hair in my mouth. Pulled it out and it was 10 inches long and halfway down my throat. Felt it slide out and everything right in the middle of a meal that I almost threw up.
v Remembers the scene from The Ring (pretty sure thats it) where she pulls out the 3 foot cut of black hair. Just gross.

[Bubba1]

^never saw the Ring.
^What's the significance of that inkwork on her chest?
< small tattoos > big tattoos IMHO
< has a tat of Michael Jackson on his left butt cheek

[alms24sebring]

^ hells no.
^^ Never saw The Ring!? You have to
< small tattoos < big tattoos IMO
v Has seen the pic of that hot chick with a phrase tattoo'd around her brown balloon knot

[Bubba1]

^ did it say "exit only "?
< Nope, never saw the Ring. I assume the tattoo is relevant to that movie??
V has a tattoo on his lower back with an arrow pointing down that says "enter here".

[alms24sebring]

^ hell no. That port is for exports only.
< The pulling hair out of my throat after chicken wings was the relation to the movie. Still gagging...
< License expires on Thursday (my BDAY!!!) and of course DMV is closed Monday
v So what you ganna give me for my extra worthless year on this Earth

[Bubba1]

^ I'd be williing to give you twice what I gave you last year....
^ you lost me about the Ring and her what her tattoo is.
< Memorial Day Parade passes in front of my house tomorrow. Bagels and mimosa's on the front porch FT....buuuurp, aaaaaah W.
V Will give sebring a juicy kiss for his birthday (location at your discretion)

[alms24sebring]

^ As long as its a trouser friendly kiss
< Well couldnt find a pic of butt tattoo or hair out the throat scene, so I will attempt to entertain by the greatest tattoo ever
v

[frapjap]

^ What would you possibly do with that?
< knows a girl who recently got a tattoo on her a** that says "mom" Shes 27 :/
V stupidest ink you've seen a friend get?

[Heavy]

^ my friend got one on his lower torso right on the "pants" line, half the ink pulled out when he took his jeans off.
< so i got retardedly drunk at a barmistvah and sang mellencamp
v ever been to one of those "people with the funny hats" shindigs?

[sbird1]

^ Nope.
< Watching Game of Thrones.
V Knows there's lots of boobies in it.

[Bubba1]

^Well, it is on HBO. boobies are mandatory
< lots o' gore too, but a good series.
V thinks Game of Thrones involves toilets.