^ < V forum game! Take 2

[sbird1]

^ Totes. I've never keg standed (keg stood?)
< Wishing it was 5 o'clock already. This day is taking forever.
V Knows having nothing to do at works makes it so much worse.

[Bubba1]

^true, if you don't have anything non-work related to discreetly do
^^I'd crush the keg, Ray
< homemade swiss steak for dinner....mmmmmm buurrrrrrp
V will offer to walk my dogs in the rain.

[sbird1]

^ I walked my dog in the... moonlight.
< It was in the 40's on Monday and is expected to be 90 on Thursday.
V This planet is doomed.

[alms24sebring]

^Wont be long now
< Im playing CoD 4 again but I cant even choose a game mode. It just goes to "downloading game settings" when try and play online. arg!
v Has taken a shot of everclear

[Heavy]

^ wtf is everclear?
< so on the way home the other day my gf asks me to put on a "love song" on the ipod, I said sure no problem. I then proceeded to scroll through my artist selection and click on Guns & Roses. I highlight "I used to love her" and turned the volume up, she was not amused.
v if you used to love her but you had to kill her would you bury her right there in your backyard?

[frapjap]

^ nope, thats the first place those dogs would sniff.
< small body parts in the dumpsters behind various restaurants
V Noble or lambo?

[Heavy]

^ we talkin vintage lambo or current lambo? if its current ill take a noble, if vintage the lambo hands down
< wants a miura s so bad
v thinks asian women drivers from NJ should have their licenses revoked

[krimsonviper]

^ I think women should get their license revoked everywhere!

< Just kidding... Not really. All of my accidents were caused by women.

V Thinks I'm prejudice now, but doesn't know I'm the passive aggressive kind.

[Heavy]

^ YOUSA H8R
< lol just spent a boatload on a new exhaust, but atleast it wont sound like a peterbilt anymore.
v hates doing exhaust work, especially when its rusty.

[hitbychance]

^ yep but might have to change my cats
< hates check engine codes
V want to deliver a performance exhaust for me?

[alms24sebring]

^ Nah Im good
< for the record Everclear is 97.5% alcohol 195 proof.
< I have a friend that tried a shot and puked everywhere
v Its like drinking methanol

[Heavy]

^ sweet then i could prob shoot fireballs with that shiz
< saw a guy drop his drivehsaft on the saw mill this morning, the sparks were awesome
v happy to see crappy room-mates leave

[frapjap]

^ haven't had roommates for almost two years now.
< best two years of my life. would only live with my brothers now.
V ever had hot female roommates?

[Bubba1]

^ one, I ended up marrying her.
< opposite sex roomates can be great as long both are on the same page.
V will share a shower with a male roommate

[Heavy]

^ lol uhhh no, i dont live in a firehouse
< rotarys, go for it or stay away?
v ever had something powered by a triangle?

[krimsonviper]

^ Unfortunately not, but my dream car is an FD3S.

< Has been thinking about buying a blown motor of it and working on it.

V Knows that's a bad idea for me as I lost interest in projects quickly.

[alms24sebring]

^ you would get along with one of my friends who gets bored with any car/girl no matter how great after a few months
< I need a newer car, this old 90s beat up crap is hurting my soul.
v How many poops does it take to get to the center of a roll of TP?

[Heavy]

^ depends on what your idea of a clean butthole is, could be 3 could be 10, single square person or do you enjoy making mittens. there is no good way to guess that.
< just found out there is a ritas italian ice 2 minutes from my job, i am mobbing that place this summer
v who said this memorable quote "You kill the joe, you make some mo'"

[alms24sebring]

^ Hahaha I havent heard that before but sounds like a 1920s mobster quote
< Ritas italian ice is bangin. They have some of the best custard ever. I get it without the slush cuz it gets too watery.
v Have you ever watched someone at a stoplight picking their nose and stare at them with a nasty face so that when they look over at you it makes it really awkward for them

[Heavy]

^ yes i have and then they continue looking at you while on their quest for gold
< in 2011 both men and women shared the same car buying habbits, the top of the list for both genders was the volkswagen beetle, except the male version is called a 911.
v did you see the pics for tarantinos new movie "Django Unchained"? its going to be epic

[Bubba1]

^ I saw the trailer, aside from the cool horse mounted gatling guns, it looks epicly bad.
< MIB3 looks more promising
V has had sex with an alien

[Heavy]

^ well if it was Seerlena dressed up as lara flynn boyle in MIB2 id be all over it
< i dont know how i feel about MIB3 without the whole movie involving tommy lee jones
v cannot wait for "The Dark Knight Rises"

[alms24sebring]

^ I still havent seen the whole thing of the original Dark Knight I know... I know...
< I think MIB3 looks good, and isnt Tommy still in it?
v Who has the best fries

[Bubba1]

^mdDonalds, but I'm afraid if I open the bun on their burgers, I'll see the whip marks the jockey used.
< rarely eats fast food
< for the how many poops per roll, it depends, if after a taco bell meal.....one,
V how has the best burger (national chain)

[frapjap]

^ Depends on the segment and opinion
QSR/Fast food- Wendy's or In and Out by far; the quality they hold suppliers to is very high. But I don't eat fast food.
Casual/sit down- I'm a huge fan of the Old Timer at Chili's.
< could kinda go for a hamburger.
V favorite meat?

[alms24sebring]

^ Is that a trick question? Ill play it safe and say a bloody steak
< OMG speaking of trick questions and steak, heres the best of both worlds

v What? Its just a steak, dont ban me bro.

[Bubba1]

^ I guess we'll pass if you offer a special cream sauce....
< more of a filet mignon guy
V has had rocky mountain oysters.

[alms24sebring]

^ Dont think so but I love oysters on the half shell.
< Im having some Salmon tonight
v Watching the 1st round of the draft tonight?

[frapjap]

^ hell naw.
< will wait til the season starts.
V been to a unitarian church?

[alms24sebring]

^ whats wrong with you, anti football?
< Ummm.. I dont go to any kind of church unless I have to for a wedding or a funeral.
v Thinks hes the next coming of satan