^ < V forum game! Take 2

[alms24sebring]

^^ She walked passed but made no facial expression. I dont know how she either didnt smell it or kept a straight face
^ I murdered some cinnamon toast crunch the other day
< I saw a flat black Gallardo the other day. It was tight I guess but the paint was little less evenly coated from the second and a half I saw it go by
v I think buffets are disgusting.

[Bubba1]

^depends on the buffet
^ besides my 1986 GMC and 1997 4 runner? a 1987 Audi Urquattro, but I also caught a few hot laps as a passenger at Summit Point in a 300ZX TT.
< don't quite understand the appeal of flat paint colors on a car. Doesn;t look finished
V If you could pick one person to be on a deserted island with, who would it be?

[nevertheless]

^Donna pham
<the 240 is finally in the shop gettin painted
VHas yellow fever also?

[frapjap]

^ meh. wouldn't turn down an infection.
< lazy co worker cant even clean up his goddamned mess in a communal work space.
V would see red over that.

[Bubba1]

^ or see an opportunity to prank him to get him to clean up his act
< keep it fun
V better to get even than mad

[frapjap]

^ suggestions of professional means of getting even?
< fingers keep peeling. weather isn't dry and haven't been messing with chemicals.
V has creamy lotion-y hands.

[Bubba1]

^ dishpan hands maybe.
^ you know his achilles heel better than me. they don't have to be malicious, Ideas include establishing an appropriate nickname among your group and using it until he changes his ways. For a slob try, Pig pen, Oscar Madison or Phil (as in Philthy), perhaps a free junk mail campaign with names themed toward his sloppiness.
< Junk mail campaigns are good for the economy. Although they don't generate sales for the company, it grows their mailing list meaning they can sell their list to others for more money, which keeps the prank going, plus it keeps the USPS and printing companies in business.
V has pranked a co-worker to modify behavior.

[alms24sebring]

^ never but I was always scared because I would get yelled at or fired from my previous non sense of humor or hypocritical bosses and co-workers
^ I heard a blip about that on the radio in that they spend more money than they make on email ads, that are by the way super annoying and I dont give a fruit about them.
< People had some really AMAZING drawings in my art class for a final project and I snapped some pics.
v Cant even color in the lines

[Bubba1]

^ might be able to if I put on my bifocals.
< My son's got some art work on display at the Philly Museum of Art
V would sign up for an art class featuring a nude model and draw stick figures

[Heavy]

^ i have gone to an art class like that with an almost nude woman, my shading of the boobs was spectacular.
< so i watched goodburger last night for the first time in years, was that movie sponsored by nissan or something? in the first 10 minutes theres a 300zx, Pathfinder, Maxima and a J30
v thinks the 90s were better than the 00s

[Bubba1]

^ dunno about that, I had a lotta fun in both decades
< the 70's were better.
V what's for dinner?

[nevertheless]

^Fish
<Wasn't alive in the 70s
VWasn't alive in the 80s

[alms24sebring]

^^ Haha agreed. I watched it like last month and I thought the same thing now that I know what cars they are.
^ born in 87
< I is having good homemade BBQ chicken.
v There is absolutely nothing unique about singing competitions anymore. Not that I watch but how do they keep getting good ratings.

[Heavy]

^ because the public loves s*** music and out of work movie stars/musicians
< saw a pretty hefty girl yesterday wearing UGGS, looked like she was walking around with tree stumps on her feet since her cankles were so big.
v loves dem big wimmenz, muffin tops for life yo?

[frapjap]

^ nah, used to think it was sort of cute. but not anymore.
< prefers an active, fit chick.
V almost an oxymoron, isn't it?

[Bubba1]

^ perhaps in some cases
< An "active fit" chick has short term appeal without a good mind.
V First thing you look at when checking out a babe walking by....

[Heavy]

^ DAT a**
< hurry up lunchtime!
v get off my lawn

[Bubba1]

^as soon as I finish peeing
< 'da weeds are finally making my lawn look green
V shoots people that let their dogs poop on your lawn

[frapjap]

^ once kicked a repeat offender dog in front of the owner when it tried to drop a deuce on my wheel that was off the car. Owner was pissed, but never did anything (previous instances or during the event) to help to prevent it.
^ your candlepin bowling comment reminded me of probably the best date in my life- me, her, an otherwise empty alley aside from the employee, and a juke box where we played whatever we wanted. Twas perfect.
V tell us about the one who got away.

[alms24sebring]

^ Oh noooo.. Shes crazy now
< Shes probly reading this right now while drinking a bottle of wine and writing down all the ways she will make my life miserable from here on.
v Give me a movie to watch on Netflix
v Speaking of Netflix, tell me how its possible that they dont even list Ace Ventura...

[Bubba1]

^ perhaps it's because it's been overplayed on free tv?
<(Bending over) Excuse me sir, but do you have a mint?
V Courtney Cox or Jennifer aniston?

[Heavy]

^ jennifer Aniston without a doubt, the role she played in horrible bosses....
< i rode around for a couple hours last night basting every beastie boys album, some guy in his 40s was rocking out next to me at a stoplight to no sleep till brooklyn.
v still does not understand all the great musicians die and we are still stuck with s*** artists "if you even want to go as far as calling them that" such as lil wayne and nicki minaj. they get so much hype and have not done a damn thing for music , bunch of d!ck riders if you ask me

[alms24sebring]

^^ Cortney Cox is way hotter. I have had some nasty fantasies with her...
^ I agree 10,000%. I HATE almost all of today's music so f***ing much.
< Eminem is still my fav rapper of al time because he actually talks about stuff other than rims, money, and hoes.
v Why do random.. dark skinned guys.. always try to rap to themselves. Its really REALLY bad. Throw a few b****es, N-words, and 20"s into a sentence and you go platinum. Please

[hitbychance]

^ haha i have no idea
< the recent fad around here is guido style because paulyd was here to dj
V also hates all that jersey shore crap

[frapjap]

^ what do you mean dj? Those guys dont' dj?
< someone should pay me to hook up my mp3 player for everyone to dance to.
V would like to cram a coke bottle up each members a** from mumford and sons.

[Heavy]

^ why would i do that? mumford and sons isnt a bad band
< HEY LADIES IN THE PLACE IM CALLIN OUT TO YA
v carlisle is this week! YOU PUMPED BRO-NAMETH?

[frapjap]

^ I am!
< hears there will be a mechanical bull at the coyote ugly-ish bar
V will be riding the bull

[Bubba1]

^ah, the power of purple drank
< can see a exodus from Friday's to the mechanical bull bar
V might prefer milking a bull than riding it,

[Heavy]

^ rays a pro at that
< seriously cant wait till friday, its a much needed vacay
v how far is your driving distance to carlisle?

[Bubba1]

^maybe 150 miles
< An easy drive
V bringing Nala as a date to Carlisle