^ < V forum game! Take 2

[Heavy]

^ who cars about tim tebow? not this guy!
< I NEED SLEEP
v is it friday yet?

[frapjap]

^ long night banging?
< long night banging.
V long night not banging.

[Bubba1]

^ true, I was driving home from the track
< no fenders got banged.
v when it comes to banging, my nickname is "minuteman"

[frapjap]

^ I'm better known as sex machine.
< needs a woman who can cook
V married to an asian woman?

[Bubba1]

^ nope.
< never dated an asian woman, either. Oh well.
v has fantasies about Heavy dressed as a geisha.

[frapjap]

^ that red lipstick makes him sooooo sexy.
< hsa never dated a full blown asian woman.
V Has used a sex swing.

[Heavy]

^ if you count a swing on a playground as a "sec swing" then sure
< hey i look damn good in a kimodo
v think i should put some new pipes on the LS?

[hitbychance]

^ yes
< needs an exhaust for the z
V has straight pipes

[Bubba1]

^ yes for my house, no for my car
< I thought one of the LS' best features was how quiet it was. If it were mine, I'd keep it stock
V considering a hello kitty windshield banner

[sbird1]

^Already have one.
< Spent 4 hours cleaning the inside of the Suburban yesterday and I'm not even done with the inside.
V Knows keeping the car clean is easier than a once a year cleaning.

[alms24sebring]

^ Its easier if you dont clean it.
< This Russian girl told me that she absolutly loves her Juke.
v Do I have to warn her not to be seen in public with it?

[frapjap]

^ nope, just tell her you've never banged in one.
< 3.45 til vacation time!
V fear of flying.

[hitbychance]

^ negative but also never been
< wants to go south
V knows canada doesn't have palm trees

[TTkickedin]

^ Canada also has RHD NA6CE miatas

< DO want a RHD miata from canada to register and legally drive RIGHT here in Boston. Turboed and Slammed as a daily driver.

V Te gusta?

[hitbychance]

^ qui?
< my small city has tons of rhd r32 skylines a couple rhd supras and r33's
V got jdm?

[TTkickedin]

^ Lol my honda friend is going around calling a Euro spec Honda .... UKDM. :|

< i just want RHD to get the funny looks from passers-by and drive a car differently.. I don't care if its made in Norway, Canada, Japan or Africa. You won't see me reference JDM 'student driver' badges on my vehicle. I'm not in driving school, bro. "experienced driver' badges -> i lol.

v currently need to take a dump.

[Bubba1]

^ too late......aaaaaah
< washed one of cars today.
V hopelessly addicted to.....

[TTkickedin]

^ swedish snus. My god it's hard to break this habit.

< worse than cigarettes, except for your pancreas.

V isn't addicted to tobacco.

[frapjap]

^ nope, never ever smoked.
^ you've never been on a plane? typical new englander. :P
< weddings this week and weekend. Also reserved an SS Camaro 'vert. 6.2l of v8 fury for a week!
V last time you did a standing burn out

[TTkickedin]

^ I've been on a plane!! I've lived in pensacola, FL San Diego, Ca, and visited Virginia Beach, VA
Las ttime I did a standing burnout? In the mercedes like 3 days ago, and it was the worst burnout i've ever seen. The luxury car of the great depression for sure.

^ I have a feeling you will do a standing burnout in said camaro.

< would love to do a standing burnout in said camaro.

V Can you let me do a standing burnout in your car fo fwee?

[Bubba1]

^ Can I? yes. Will I? Uh, no.
< I'd rather scuff off tire tread from miles of hard cornering than a few seconds of a standing burnout.
V number of US states you have visited is

[sbird1]

^ Oh, man. Uhh, rough guess is 20.
< Listening to Bitter Sweat Symphony for some reason...
V Likes Orange Goblin.

[alms24sebring]

^ I liked that one song you posted
< Possibly putting the dog down tomorrow
v Rotten egg farts in a hot steamy shower is the worst

[Bubba1]

^ yes but...
< rotten egg farts are worse in an elevator for victims where escape is not as easy as a shower.
v has farted so loudly it stopped a conversation dead in its tracks.

[Heavy]

^ i call it the "showstopper"
< woke up super late today for work, oh well its not like we are busy anyways.
v do you enjoy your peanut butter and jelly with a baseball bat?

[hitbychance]

^ hell yes
< drinking lots of water
V drinking coffee

[Bubba1]

^as a matter of fact, yes.
< coffee gets you going
V favorite brand of coffee is

[Heavy]

^ i wish, didnt have time this morning
< needs to win the lottery
v hey it could happen?

[Bubba1]

^ You're more likely to get struck by lightning....twice than win it.
< but you can't win it unless you're in it, Odds don't improve significantly if you buy more than one
V will urinate on boss' desk if I win the lottery

[sbird1]

^ I'd urinate on everyone's desk.
< Woke up way early for no apparent reason.
V Can't go back to sleep after waking.