Urinal Etiquette.

[R/T Hemi]

You're out for a night of drinking with a few buddies. You've had a picture or two and you've got a full bladder. You head off to the men's room (alone, guys never go in pairs) and find 6 urinals on the wall. You're faces with the decision of choosing the proper one. Simple choice? The urinal you choose may reveal more than you want to know about yourself.

Take this test, and post your current your score, if you dare!
50/60. ( I missed the last one)

[flohtingPoint]

40/60. I tried one of the questions like thinking that stall #1 was nearest the door.

[Bubba1]

40/60. I tried one of the questions like thinking that stall #1 was nearest the door.

I disagree with the last one on the test. I'm sorry, if there's a urinal open, and you gotta go, a real guy will use it. If none available, then of course you think about using the sink.

[Jesda]

"NO Singing. Period."

Sorry but that rule is BS. I like to sing George Michael's "Freedom" while I get my tinkle on.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSz3kjK214k[/youtube]

[hannibal]

^ And that's why no one ever stands next to you!

I dont agree with all those quiz answers. Check out this vid. Great explanations!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

[frapjap]

40/60. I tried one of the questions like thinking that stall #1 was nearest the door.

I disagree with the last one on the test. I'm sorry, if there's a urinal open, and you gotta go, a real guy will use it. If none available, then of course you think about using the sink.

I concur. For all of those idiots who aren't taking an open urinal, you can jump in there and whizz to your hearts content. These questions are so lame and homophobic that I bet the author would rather piss his pants than use a trough.

A note prior to pissing- if the front door is closer to the bathroom door, you might as well water some plants. Or a dumpster. Or some dudes car tire. Or nalas QX4.

[gwoods]

Wide stance
Hands on the wall
look side to side
whister careless whisper
talk to anyone who makes eye contact!

[MinisterofDOOM]

There was a large booger on the wall at eye level above the urinal in the bathroom at work for several days. Someone's a good multitasker.

[breadbox]

I choose #1 if it was available assuming its the one closest to the door, if the first wasn't available I choose #3.

I got a 20/60, i think.

That was dumb. What happens if its one of those troughs full of ice?

[gwoods]

What happens if its one of those troughs full of ice?

Don't eat the ice

[Jesda]

You melt the ice

[OutToWinPAHC]

better game
http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

[breadbox]

Eh, about the same, but more interaction.

[OutToWinPAHC]

yeah theres a door

[alms24sebring]

40/60

I disagree with #6 aswell. If you gtta piss, you gotta piss. You're not a man if you wait and look at yourself in the mirror like an idiot because your afraid to piss next to another man. But, the alternative is always the bathroom stalls. Please quit peeing on the seat and making puddles on the dam floor, thats just gross.

[OutToWinPAHC]

I like when I am in a public restroom and a guy just finished dumping but stands at the stall door until you leave.... so you just keep washing and washing and washing until he comes out and I know he pooped

[Razi]

[Amays U G37S]

I used the walk in johns.

I don't want no pee splashin on my junk or some old bald guy eyeballin' my 1 footer

[Dattebayo]

You melt the ice

I guess some people don't understand how bad open bathroom old hot pee smells until you live in Florida...

[Bubba1]

You melt the ice

I guess some people don't understand how bad open bathroom old hot pee smells until you live in Florida...

As far as conversations in bathrooms, under certain circumstances it's permitted. For example, many years ago, I was in a stall taking a dump in a large, luxury hotel bathroom equipped with a fancy timed release fraqrance spray. Two guys walked into the bathroom together and one commented to the other while urinating that he never smelled such a nice bathroom. From behind my closed stall door, I then farted loudly and said, "thank you".

[sx moneypit]

[alms24sebring]

lol! Have you ever been in a public bathroom and some guy runs in unbuckling his pants before he even makes it to the stall door. Then it sounds like he had a photofinish and proceeds to verbally sigh loudly in relief. I did, and it was funny as hell.

[naladude911]

50/60

[dre1507]

well with how a lot of restroom stalls are now being designed, there are partitions for every urinal so it doesn't matter which one you use.

[asoomal]

40/60.

[Ozzie]

10/60.

I piss where-ever the hell I want, and you p****** can deal with it!
You'll see me coming, cut yours short, and move to a stall.
That's how I roll.

[themadscientist]

Where is the choice of grasping one guy by the shoulders and talking to him before smacking him on the a**? Good things.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNKdN0JwLp4[/youtube]

[Jesda]

The old Busch Stadium had a big wide trough that all the dudes lined up at and peed in. There was no such thing as penile privacy. I do okay for an Asian so I wasn't ashamed, but I was a bit uncomfortable with the close quarters (baseball games are crowded and people are drunk and full of piss) so I kept my eyes on the wall and hoped everyone else had the sense to do the same.

[alphapig]

20/60 I pee where i goddamn please

[Amays U G37S]

I like when you pee loudly and people just want to tend to look over at you regardless of any privacy barriers.