Urinal Etiquette.

[ThatGuyRoger]

i hate having that pee sensation and when i get to the urinal, it takes forever to start peeing

[93coupe]

50/60

How did you score so high when you have to sit down to pee?

[dre1507]

lol ryry.

[bcar240]

You think urinal proximity is uncomfortable? This is a picture of a retrofitted bathroom in one of the OLD buildings back at my college (I believe they split a larger previous bathroom into a men's/women's). This was not a "single person" bathroom, the door did not lock, the only other thing in there is a small stall immediately to the left of the urinal that I could not back up far enough due to the wall to get in the picture. It was a nightmare, just very awkward to be either pissing or washing your hands like 8 inches from someone doing the other.

I also don't "walk out" if I need to piss if there is an open urinal, I'm going to use it. That is partially by necessity, because most of the bathrooms I frequent have only 2 or 3 urinals, so if you hold off until you can abide by the rules, it could be a while. Though, if I'm headed for a stall and the bathroom is crowded, I might come back later.

[nissangirl74]

There was a large booger on the wall at eye level above the urinal in the bathroom at work for several days. Someone's a good multitasker.

As far as conversations in bathrooms, under certain circumstances it's permitted. For example, many years ago, I was in a stall taking a dump in a large, luxury hotel bathroom equipped with a fancy timed release fraqrance spray. Two guys walked into the bathroom together and one commented to the other while urinating that he never smelled such a nice bathroom. From behind my closed stall door, I then farted loudly and said, "thank you".

I LOL'd. A lot.

[Bubba1]

50/60

How did you score so high when you have to sit down to pee?

LOL, I suspect he left out the part that he achieved 50/60 after taking the test 4 times.

[frapjap]

You think urinal proximity is uncomfortable? This is a picture of a retrofitted bathroom in one of the OLD buildings back at my college (I believe they split a larger previous bathroom into a men's/women's). This was not a "single person" bathroom, the door did not lock, the only other thing in there is a small stall immediately to the left of the urinal that I could not back up far enough due to the wall to get in the picture. It was a nightmare, just very awkward to be either pissing or washing your hands like 8 inches from someone doing the other.

I was at a concert one time at a small venue that had ONE bathroom EXACTLY like that, except the back wall where you were standing to take the photo was a toilet with no stall. When you gotta poop, you gotta poop. While I was sitting on the can, I heard some younger kid who just walked out go "theres some dude dropping a deuce in there," and some older guy on his way in the non-locking door says "No s*** Sherlock, its a bathroom."

[alexanderc]

30/60. This is absolutely hilarious. "Go to the mirror and pretend to comb" so true.

[Mr1der]

the only etiquette I'm aware of was don't piss on shoes and don't longingly stare at someone's dong.