Tore my ACL...

[AZhitman]

a vasectomy that explains a lot haha.

It explains why your mama only gets food stamps for ONE ugly basturd kid.

[AZhitman]

Deezo! 'Sup, cat? Glad to know you're still around.

Interesting factoid there, Andy - I was thinking I'd contact the Discovery Channel and see if they wanna do another new show to go along with Monster Garage and Monster House:

"Monster Surgeries."

[DAEDALUS]

Heck yeah! I wanna be on that team. We'll get you wired in and hooked up bionic man style. Tear everything out and toss it in the corner. Don't need it! We'll replace everything on days 3-5 and when we're done, you'll be doing 4 second 40s and 9-meter long jumps.

[AZhitman]

As long as we go the Q-route and give me sodium-filled femur and tibia AND an aluminum alloy reciprocating knee joint bathed in a fresh supply of Mobil 1....

[Repo Man]

Nah, just fill your bones with adamantium (sp?).

[AZhitman]

Bones HELL! I want titanium alloy with uryllium sleeving!

(and a hot little blonde physical therapist) :naughty

[MaineExport]

haha... oh hitman, I thought you'd never ask!! and who told you I was as physical therapist?

[OneFastStanza]

Sorry to hear about the injury Hitman. Hope you get well soon even though it will likely be a ******.