1) My biggest concern is that now every F-250 owner in Texas is going to want to upgrade their gun rack to something like what that truck has.
2) Are we sure this wasn't mounted on the truck while it was in service with the plumbing company? Could people be mistaking an anti-septic-tank weapon for an anti-tank weapon?
3) I was willing to give the guy the benefit of the doubt until I checked out his company's reviews on Yelp - "Our drains used to back up with the blood of infidels, Crusaders, and Zionists. It was a safety hazard for slip-and-falls, and the unpleasant aroma was lowering morale in my whole terror cell. But a brother from Texas fixed the problem like a miracle worker, and his prices were reasonable, as plumbers go. Also, he taught us not to set up a minefield in our drainfield, and gave us an attractive but tasteful calendar for 1436. Highly recommend."
