Texans > New Yorkers

[Jesda]

Don't know what ppl see in new york...

Rodents and filth -- and that's just the people! ZING!

[MinisterofDOOM]

My exisiting hatred for New York has increased a millionfold thanks to my job. New York City emergency dispatchers are without question the worst in the nation. And not just by a little bit. They're in a special league of their own. The operators themselves are spectacularly useless, and the uselessness is compounded by their terrible procedures. And then there's the borough system. I know there are multiple boroughs in the city, but it's PROBABLY a good idea not to reuse the same street name in all of them. That way we won't have to wonder WHICH "elm avenue" poor little Mrs. Edelstein is having a heart attack on.

The DAY I take over the world, construction will begin on a 453 foot tall wall around the city of New York.

[Mr1der]

ha, I'll so put on an eye patch and "save" the president afterwards.