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Rev_D21
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Our forklift at work has a Nissan H20 engine running on propane sitting inside it. It's not a Nissan forklift either. I found out today after using that forklift for over 3 years, the starter went. Up to then I never even thought to flip the seat/hood.


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Rev_D21
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...and instead of producing greenhouse gas emissions it makes bacon.

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sbird1
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Sounds like the one that we had at the shop that I worked at. Ours didn't ever make bacon though. *Sad face*

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Chaotic_Warlord
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Reverend D21 wrote:...and instead of producing greenhouse gas emissions it makes bacon.
I'm confused by this statement. How does a forklift make bacon instead of emitting greenhouse gas?

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Rev_D21
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Ok you got me, I was lying about the bacon part.

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Amays U G37S
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First its a Nissan and then it produces bacon?!?!?

I swear I smelled bacon in the air from a car. There must of been a propane UPS or Fedex truck ahead.

COOL!

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Dattebayo
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...and instead of oil and a filter, you put in chocolate sauce and screw on a doughnut. Image

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Rev_D21
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Then you can honk the horn made of macaroni.

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sbird1
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This car sounds delicious. Where can I buy one?

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jewelz505
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..LMAO

turbonxsx

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bacon killed Elvis

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turbonxsx wrote:bacon killed Elvis
Your mom killed Elvis!!!!

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Dattebayo
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Bacon killed Elvis by proxy of your mom?

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Chaotic_Warlord
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Oxy's Vicadin's, fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and sleeping pills is what killed Elvis.

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What is it about threads with "learn" and "today" in the title never staying on topic?

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So apparently drksolest is a girl..

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Ace2cool
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So anyone know how Tina's shoulder is doing lately? I'm not part of the "in" crowd so I guess I don't know....

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I talked to her earlier. She's still in pain. She's healing slowly. The docs are limiting her work duties. No pain meds. :eek:

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Ace2cool
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:eek:

Send her our regards, Bex!

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Rev_D21
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LOL, someone said duty.

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IanS
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I had a hard time understanding your title. I stared at it for a while before realizing you just misspelled a word. I am assuming you meant to type leared'ed. ;)

Bacon making Nissan forklifts FTW.


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