So. We have an unwelcomed guest

[frapjap]

then i stuck the skunk in the woods next to my neighbors house whos dog comes over and sh!ts on my lawn

The only thing better would have been to feed said skunk to the neighbors dog.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

to everyone who's said, "shoot it". Shoot a skunk and you're gonna be dealing with every last bit of his rank, putrid stench for a month.

So, geniuses, what do you propose she do with A DEAD, STINKY, SKUNK?

(...not enough faces, not enough palms...)

I shot a skunk that was terrorizing a place of business that I used to be associated with. I got that little bastard right between the eyes with a .22 stinger round. Came out the back of his head as he did a backflip.The stench was about as bad as he was spraying every damn night anyway, so whatevs. We let the air clear for a while while we ate the pringles we brought to bait him with (that we didn't need). Then, put our shirts over our noses, walked up with a shovel, picked him up, threw him in the ocean (property is waterfront), went home, and burned our clothes. Destroyed the shovel. No more f*** skunk. The smell was only noticeable in the immediate vicinity of where the corpse was the next day. After that, you couldn't smell it any more (then again, we bleached the whole area down and hosed it).

[MinisterofDOOM]

So, geniuses, what do you propose she do with A DEAD, STINKY, SKUNK?

(...not enough faces, not enough palms...)

Burn it. Skunks are like witches. And I'm not implying that they float.

[Rager]

So, geniuses, what do you propose she do with A DEAD, STINKY, SKUNK?

(...not enough faces, not enough palms...)

Burn it. Skunks are like witches. And I'm not implying that they float.

you guys are kind of sick. i was reading online about gettin rid of skunks by drowning them. Im sorry i just couldnt drown an animal.

on other note i read that skunks only live for 2-3 years. I think .22 to the dome is the way to go.

[skydragoness]

Michelle, how did you get rid of the last stinky, unwelcome, black & white freeloader?

Nice.

[MinisterofDOOM]

you guys are kind of sick.

To be clear, I was talking about disposing of the remains, not burning the animal alive. If it makes it sound better, it's the same fate I'd prefer for my own remains.

[Mr1der]

catch it and de-scent it.

they're amusing pets.

ok, maybe not a wild one....

also, call Turtle Man.

[cellardoorv]

Michelle, how did you get rid of the last stinky, unwelcome, black & white freeloader?

Good lord, that made my YEAR. And he sort of took care of himself, and I left him there to rot. Hopefully it worked.

UPDATE.

We ended up doing a whole bunch of yardwork this week, clearing and burning a ton of brush and dead tree stuffs. Joe built a massive fire pit in place where the supposed dwellings of the creature (previous brush), and I have been scattering moth balls like a smelly fairy. So far, no sign of him yet. We're hoping that the bonfires that we've been having are scaring him off.

[frapjap]

This thread is not complete without photos of a dead skunk.

[AppleBonker]

Michelle, how did you get rid of the last stinky, unwelcome, black & white freeloader?

Good lord, that made my YEAR.

Ooof. It's cold in here!

I still lolled though

[93coupe]

Ooof. It's cold in here!

I still lolled though

I hope this skunk is ready for an onslaught of calls about how he's missed and things just arent the same once he leaves.

[szh]

To be clear, I was talking about disposing of the remains, not burning the animal alive. If it makes it sound better, it's the same fate I'd prefer for my own remains.

Same here ...

I want to be cremated ... I don't want to have to use any bells on my casket!

Z