So I go to MD a lot...

[93coupe]

I know what you meant. John actually managed to launch the cue ball off the table during a break.

[DrifterXRPS13]

i can has nico east coast friends meeting gathering pool shooting wing eating fun?

[Dittoz7]

Damn My States Location!

[numbnuts240]

i can has nico east coast friends meeting gathering pool shooting wing eating fun?

come one over homie. we'll plan everything all around your arrival. oh, and i just found out that over near mark's, there's f***ing glow in the dark mini golf. GLOW IN f***ING DARK MOTHER f***ING MINI GOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!

[93coupe]

That is badass! We have a mini golf/arcade/batting cage place with a full bar in it.

[numbnuts240]

i'd be launching baseball bats like mad. speaking of which, i haven't been to a batting cage in ages. methinks it's time to break the drought.

[Koshin]

That is badass! We have a mini golf/arcade/batting cage place with a full bar in it.

we haz one of those downtown Indianapolis...

[Koshin]

in my defense, f*** THOSE KIDS, AND f*** THEIR PARENTS!!!!! shouldn't have them anywhere near the bar anyways wait a tic...THAT WAS RICH'S FAULT!!!!!!! screw you guys

[numbnuts240]

we should have just walked out with our beer glasses out of spite.

[Koshin]

thats right!!!

f*** Chilis...it not the atmosphere I look for when trying to get drunk...

Im on a new 100 proof Captain Morgan kick here lately...

[93coupe]

That is because it tastes better than the original 70 proof.

[Koshin]

...and moar drunk y0

[RobPaulson]

life will be calmer next month. i been wicked lame lately.

I look forward to partaking in shens in baltimore... i will be introducing new local bmore friends for all too!

[93coupe]

I'll be up there the sixteenth and seventeenth of this month. Michele will be down again this weekend, and for Thanksgiving. Come down anytime. It's always a good time.

You just can't poop in John's house with the door open

[numbnuts240]

I'll be up there the sixteenth and seventeenth of this month. Michele will be down again this weekend, and for Thanksgiving. Come down anytime. It's always a good time.

You just can't poop in John's house with the door open

first, you're coming up for a monday and tuesday? weak.

second, who poops with the door open? honestly. i don't even do that when i'm home alone, it just sketches me out.

[93coupe]

I really had to poop and my opinions and views were needed for an intense conversation.

I am coming up on a Monday and Tuesday for some reason that I can't remember right now. There was a reason for it though.

[Dattebayo]

The door open poop is reserved for if you have food or something being delivered and no one is home other than you, IMO.

Also:

That is because it tastes better than the original 70 proof.

How would you know?

[93coupe]

I used to drink... a lot. And I managed a liquor store. I got to sample everything we carried.

[Dattebayo]

oooooo an ex-drinker...

Why'd you quit? Getting fat?

[93coupe]

Yeah, I got fat. I was drunk everyday and made terrible decisions. Most importantly, I'm epileptic and it does NOT mix well with that. I decided to give up all drugs and alcohol and try the whole gym thing. Best decision ever.

[MagikDragon]

oooooo an ex-drinker...

Why'd you quit? Getting fat?

why do you keep drinking? To maintain your weight?

[numbnuts240]

oooooo an ex-drinker...

Why'd you quit? Getting fat?

actually alcohol consumption will be disappearing from my life very soon as well. so will smoking.

[DrifterXRPS13]

YAY!!! everybody be more like me!

[MagikDragon]

actually alcohol consumption will be disappearing from my life very soon as well. so will smoking.

well this calls for a party!!!

[numbnuts240]

well this calls for a party!!!

i think my one last hurrah is already spoken for. might give you a ring if you're in ct sean.

[Dattebayo]

why do you keep drinking? To maintain your weight?

I drink because of boredom. Also, I don't have much social patience and it kinda makes that better. I am so lazy...

(Was that a shot at me?)

[MagikDragon]

i think my one last hurrah is already spoken for. might give you a ring if you're in ct sean.

I've been back for 2 months! definitely hit me up.

(Was that a shot at me?)

Of course not.... I'm just messin with ya.

[EpicNightMayor]

Michelle, you're an ***hole for not calling me!

[93coupe]

This weekend? Come out this way.

[Doya]

Yeah, I got fat. I was drunk everyday and made terrible decisions. Most importantly, I'm epileptic and it does NOT mix well with that. I decided to give up all drugs and alcohol and try the whole gym thing. Best decision ever.

I'm epileptic too and I tried drinking Kentucky Gentleman once at a friends house... it did not turn out good I had her take me home and once I got there, I blacked out. My mom was like " WTF were you doing," and she smelled the whiskey on my breathe so she knew what I was doing. And I'm highly allergic to wheat and barley, so it turns out, I was having a seizure and going into anaphylactic shock at the same time.