So I go to MD a lot...

[Dattebayo]

Tyler actually doesn't get any from his GF, so he's covering up by attempting to look like a freak.

I think it worked!

[ADDirishboy]

While I don't get it quite as often as I would like, when I DO get it, it's good.

Oh, and before I forget, you're a bastard.

[Dattebayo]

Oh, and before I forget, you're a bastard.

My dad appreciates that. He is a bastard too.

[ADDirishboy]

You appreciate it!

Wait.... what?

[cellardoorv]

Update! Yaaaaay!

So. Me and my best, Heidi, went to Maryland this past weekend for some fun. This is the first time I ever brought someone with me, just as Ryan was beginning to think that I just made up having friends. I now have at least one confirmed female friend. Some photos:

After getting into town past midnight, we made quick work making my boyfriend extra pretty:

We got back to the hotel and had some ridiculous matching PJs. They were for show only. I don't own PJs.

Heidi and Dominic, looking mighty creepy

Me: "Look nice!" Note Ryan's hand placements.

My "O" face

Ryan maliciously targeted me in Uno, dealing ME all sorts of Skips, Draw 2 and Draw 4s. I was a sore loser.

At least she loves me, and will hold me in my vulnerable times

We made up. WHY DO WE ALWAYS MATCH?

I taught our gay friend, Todd, and the entire bar at Friday's how a tampon works, and subsequently, molested everyone with it.

More Friday's:

Ryan, John, Dom, Heidi, and I went to the strip club. They took our phones and cameras. Sorry guys. But on the way home:

Take one

Take two

Playing at John's house!

Booty tee!

John trying to turn Heidi into a Raven's fan

We ended up watching Paranormal State. I laughed. Ryan practically hid behind me. Awesome.

Next day, Raven's game!

We ate at a slammin' Mexican place. NOM.

John was really sad about his cup. Ryan was very happy.

We were happy too.



Our waiter. Sup TONY

Wearing Heidi's shades. Ewk.. Ed Hardy.

Kissies.

We lost, but we still look good

Duckface... and I have NO idea what he's doing.

Denied

OHAI!

John was loudly snoring on the floor

Heidi starts to mess with him...

ZOMGWTF

RETALIATION! (those are Heidi's legs)

We'z best friends =)

[93coupe]

Demon chicken hooves scared us. I had to sleep at John's last night.

I also had to tell John that "it's not that type of restaurant".

QUOTE:

Hostess: You all want a booth?John: Fooo shooo.

Later

Waitress: Why are you guys hiding?Me: We're duckin these hoes.

[PEZi]

that's hot

[Dittoz7]

It's Like..It's Like... I'm Really There.

Your Sure He's Not A Jew?

(*>*)

[ADDirishboy]

Looks like fun!

[93coupe]

No way.

[numbnuts240]

It's Like..It's Like... I'm Really There.

Your Sure He's Not A Jew?

(*>*)

hey john, where is your wife always hiding when these things go down?

[DrifterXRPS13]

john is super feminine...that's why he will be my next victim.

[Bmore-coupe]

john is super feminine...that's why he will be my next victim.

I am so manly that photography cannot contain it all. Stick to Tito

[numbnuts240]

this really needs a "you gon get raped" caption. also, my nipples are hard.

[Bmore-coupe]

Do you see the size difference of those sodas???!!!! I was sad as s***.

[DrifterXRPS13]

I am so manly that photography cannot contain it all. Stick to Tito

then ryan'll have to do...he does some some soft features and those lips, mmmm

[Bmore-coupe]

then ryan'll have to do...he does some some soft features and those lips, mmmm

[Bmore-coupe]

hey john, where is your wife always hiding when these things go down?

Ouch! sore subject. You never heard that she left me and cleaned out my house while I was up in CT when I met you?

[Mr1der]

then ryan'll have to do...he does some some soft features and those lips, mmmm

that boy's got a purdy mouf

[cellardoorv]

He does lovely things with it, however

[Mr1der]

make fart noises when you bend over?

[Bmore-coupe]

make fart noises when you bend over?

after the food we ate this weekend, im sure he didn't have to make the noises for her

[cellardoorv]

We can haz poop party?

[HashiriyaS14]

We can haz poop party?

+

[Bmore-coupe]

We can haz poop party?

[Dattebayo]

http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac38 ... -043-3.jpg

+

http://www.gogreenstarfish.com...p.jpg

That is seriously messed up, Davis...

[Dattebayo]

Daaaave. You never come out to play.

=(

Well no one ever called me... I actually had some time to hang and the gas to get there. Whoops?

[numbnuts240]

Ouch! sore subject. You never heard that she left me and cleaned out my house while I was up in CT when I met you?

no i didn't. i'm sorry to hear that brother.

[Mr1der]

I think Chris is saying he wants to throw hot coffee on them?

[Dattebayo]