Oooh, I've hurt my foot too...you know those IR beams across garage doors that keep kids from being crushed etc? Well I wanted the garage door to go back up, and being the cool ninja I was I had to kick through the beam with my best kick possible as hard as possible. Hit the bottom of the garage door straight on, full force, with only ONE toe, I still can't bend it very well at all and it's kinda fat

Another time I rolled my ankle badly when I jumped some bushes at a full sprint and came down sideways on a curb, that hurt bad and I heard some strange pops from my ankle. It healed up mostly fine though, it's just weak and easier to roll now
