so i bought a honda last night...

[numbnuts240]

no, it's not a joke. i really did. hear me out, though. i needed it, and it was marked down in price. plus, the other options just weren't on the same level. so here it is




* Self-propelled, variable speed Smart Drive
* 4 in 1 - mulch and bag with opt. chute and leaf shredder
* Easy to start 160cc engine
* QuadraCut™ Twin Blades
* Honda Auto Choke System

and it's rwd kind of reminds me of an s2k with taht color scheme. i'm ordering stickers for it later. "type r" and "vtec" here i come

and some random pics i took

the creepiest creeper van i ever saw


lulz


probably on his way to lime rock, since we weren't too far


we purposely parked like jackasses in hickville. i was skeered of getting lynched


more lulz


aaaaand finally, my dog pooping with a boner. does this count as p0rn?

[ProudNissanFreak]

VTEC?

[Razi]

Lol, Buck Lickers.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Yeah. I knew this was going to be a lawnmower thread.

[ProudNissanFreak]

Yeah. I knew this was going to be a lawnmower thread.

*insert thats racist gif here*

[numbnuts240]

Yeah. I knew this was going to be a lawnmower thread.

are you trying to imply something?

actually, my dad and i spent some time looking at the boulevards they had. don't know much about them, but dey shore are purdy.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Yeah. I knew this was going to be a lawnmower thread.

are you trying to imply something?

Yes. I'm implying that I know you wouldn't buy a Honda car, so it had to be a mower (or a bike, but I figured mower anyway).

[tiger-SE-R]

its about time


now go fix what you did

[Bubba1]

You realize that's one of the few Honda's that a 240sx can beat in a quarter mile..?

[numbnuts240]

i'd buy an itr in a heartbeat. or an s2k. hell, i'd drive a civic si. and the sabres are sick looking (again, based off looks, idk shiz about bikes).

[numbnuts240]

its about time


now go fix what you did

nukka please, that's been rectified for a loooooong time now.

You realize that's one of the few Honda's that a 240sx can beat in a quarter mile..?

funny thing, it's actually pretty damned fast for a self-propelled walk behind. i wasn't expecting it and it almost pulled out of my hands in the driveway.

[MinisterofDOOM]

i'd buy an itr in a heartbeat. or an s2k. hell, i'd drive a civic si. and the sabres are sick looking (again, based off looks, idk shiz about bikes).

So I made the right guess on the wrong evidence. Pah. What matters is that I was right.

[Razi]

Now you have an excuse if you mess up a lawn.

Neighbor: Wtf are you doing on my lawn?
Tita: Vtec kicked in y0.

[numbnuts240]

i need to find a sticker for the gas tank that says "race fuel only". maybe some fake buick fender vents. we were joking about welding a fart can onto the exhaust. maybe when the warranty is up.

[krash]

funny thing, it's actually pretty damned fast for a self-propelled walk behind. i wasn't expecting it and it almost pulled out of my hands in the driveway.

Yup, rwd lawn mowers are the shiz. It only sucks when you're at the end of a strip and trying to pivot around.

[AppleBonker]

Yup, rwd lawn mowers are the shiz. It only sucks when you're at the end of a strip and trying to pivot around.

Agreed with the pivoting part. What is the benefit to a RWD mower? I'm honestly not seeing it.

[MinisterofDOOM]

What is the benefit to a RWD mower? I'm honestly not seeing it.

Drifting, dingus.

[AppleBonker]

What is the benefit to a RWD mower? I'm honestly not seeing it.

Drifting, dingus.

Touche...

aaaaand finally, my dog pooping with a boner. does this count as p0rn?

Thanks for adding that for us. I lawled.

[tm1218]

What is the benefit to a RWD mower? I'm honestly not seeing it.

you can put a wheelie bar on it. that way you can sit on the motor while leaning back against the bars. then just apply throttle and VIOLA... instant redneck riding mower.

[krash]

Agreed with the pivoting part. What is the benefit to a RWD mower? I'm honestly not seeing it.

The propulsion is a lot better. you don't find yourself pushing the lawn mower around, you're more just hanging on to it.

[numbnuts240]

Thanks for adding that for us. I lawled.

no problemo. it's funny enough how embarrassed he gets when he poos, but when he's dropping loads with a stiffy, it's just hilarious.

[AppleBonker]

The propulsion is a lot better. you don't find yourself pushing the lawn mower around, you're more just hanging on to it.

While I certainly see the payoff in automotive applications, I've never felt I was pushing any of my lawnmowers where power was delivered to the front.

I also find it humorous that Honda makes RWD mowers, considering very few of their cars are RWD.

Tita, if only your neighbors would've seen you snapping pics of the dog pooping. I wonder what they'd think...

[numbnuts240]

Tita, if only your neighbors would've seen you snapping pics of the dog pooping. I wonder what they'd think...

they already know i'm weird. i was literally jumping around and rejoicing the first time he peed whilst lifting a leg.

[krash]

My dog still doesn't do that. He's 11........

[numbnuts240]

i was starting to get nervous about it, and he was maybe 2 1/2. but 11? oh damn.

[Poyzinous]

no, it's not a joke. i really did. hear me out, though. i needed it, and it was marked down in price. plus, the other options just weren't on the same level. so here it is




* Self-propelled, variable speed Smart Drive
* 4 in 1 - mulch and bag with opt. chute and leaf shredder
* Easy to start 160cc engine
* QuadraCut™ Twin Blades
* Honda Auto Choke System

Make sure to install an oversized muffler. That will put all the vtec losers over the top with rice rage. I'm sure it sounds much faster than it looks already but, the game has only begun

[fiznowler]

Nice honda I am digging on candy paint. I have a few honda emblems on a parts car in my backyard. If you want em let me know I will ship the bishez to ya if you will put em on there.

[numbnuts240]

Make sure to install an oversized muffler. That will put all the vtec losers over the top with rice rage. I'm sure it sounds much faster than it looks already but, the game has only begun

upon first start-up, it actually idled like a rotary due to the auto-choke system. i chuckled.

[Koshin]

speed hump

15 mph

[BusyBadger]

Yes. I'm implying that I know you wouldn't buy a Honda car, so it had to be a mower (or a bike, but I figured mower anyway).

Hmm, you should have told the truth and said it was both unoriginal and predictable.

I see your Buck Lickers and raise you...