Simpsons Quotes

[mrbean]

Oh, and how could I forget:

Homer: "I pity those poor suckers on the freeway. Gas, brake, honk! Gas, brake, honk! Honk, honk, punch! Gas, gas, gas!"

[Bubba1]

D'oh! Love the Simpsons. Barney is my hero.,,(bu-u-u-rrr-p)

[silkk]

mcbaine's hummers mpg

"one highway, zero city"

[Zydeco]

Hans Moleman: "You wasted 4 mintes of my life and I want them back...Ahhh I'd just wasted them anyways"

[Zydeco]

"Jazz! Phhhbt!... they just make it up as they go along. I could do that..."- Homer J. Simpson

Maby we can revive this awsome thread.

[MinisterofDOOM]

"I'll mace you good!"-Homer, to Bart

"Have you seen that Blue Man Group? Total ripoff of the Smurfs!"-Homer

[w1ngzer0]

OMG??!?!?!

no one said this?.............

Homer:"mmmmmmm beer" orhomer:"mmmmmmm insert any object"

[Bruno240]

chief wiggum-We have a supsect on the run. driving a car... of some sorts... heading in the direction of.... THE SUSPECT IS HATLESS, I REPEAT HATLESS

Homer-i hope they nail that hatless basterd

it somthing like thatgreat quotes tho

[MinisterofDOOM]

Ralph:"Daddy's tummy is crying."

[w1ngzer0]

Ralph:"Daddy's tummy is crying."

lmao

Ralph:"I broke my wookie"

[MidwayParts]

(my hero..)

"What kind of a pathetic drunk do you take me for?!....hey, is that beer in the ash tray? glug glug glu"

-Barney

[JDMaholic]

Ralph; "My cats breath smells like catfood"

[MinisterofDOOM]

Burns:What are you doing in my corpse--I mean, innocence tube?

[TachyonS14]

OMG??!?!?!

no one said this?.............

Homer:"mmmmmmm beer" orhomer:"mmmmmmm insert any object"

[TachyonS14]

Ralph: That's my swingset, and that's my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. And this is where I met the leprechaun.Bart: Right, the leprechaun.Ralph: He told me to burn things.

Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!Smithers:You mean the revolver, sir?Mr.Burns: Precisely.

[mrbean]

Homer: "All my life I've been a fat man trapped in an obese man's body!"

[nismodave]

I cant believe these have not been mentioned.

COMIC BOOK GUY................"Worst Episode Ever!"

DR NICK..............................." Hi Everybody!!!!!" "These rubber gloves came free with my toilet brush"

MR BURNS.............................."Excellent!"

DUFF MAN..............................." OH YEA!!!!!"

APU........................................."Thank you, come again"

NED FLANDERS........................"Oakaly Dokaly"

One of my favorite exchanges

Marges mom "Monty, you are the Devil himself."

Mr Burns "WHAT????? Who told you?????"

More to come

[Cyberkreig]

Ralph: I WON I WON.Principal Skinner: No Ralph this means you are failing english.Ralph: Me fail english? Thats un-possidble.

[mrbean]

Oh! Speaking of Ralph, best greeting ever:

Ralph: "Hi Lisa! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!"

[Zydeco]

From treehouse of horrors II"If you dont like it goto Russisa." -Homer

[Zyphar]

Duffman - "Duffman can't breathe!!...oooh no!!"

[SDRonEbay]

"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick." - adult Bart as world's most obese man.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Homer:Ahhh, what a fine barbecue pit. WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT?!

[Drift Machine]

"You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel" - Homer

hahaha man I love that qoute.

[juxaguy]

Bart: Take him away, boys. Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the Police Chief here. Bake him away, toys. Lou: What was that, chief?Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid says.

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[surfwax95]

Homer's Mom (singing): "How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?"

Homer (walking into the room): "Seven!"

Lisa: "No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question."

Homer: "Rhetorical...eh?......Eight!"

[mrbean]

Homer: "I didn't know you were a boxer, Moe!"

Moe: "Yeah they called me 'Kid Gorgeous.' Later on it was 'Kid Presentable.' Then 'Kid Gruesome.' And finally... 'Kid Moe.'"

[nismodave]

"I warsh myself with a rag on a stick." - adult Bart as world's most obese man.

I love that quote......funny stuff.

Him displaying that stick.....LOL.