short list of donts

Post by **240_reasons** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

do not play p0ker with a man named acedo not play pool with a man named sharknever trust a guy named buddyand NEVER race a BMW m3!!

ouch.

Post by **MasterMan** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

haha..

Post by **UncleBen** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

i'll keep that in mind:rolleyes , HAAHAHAHA

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont-drive it like you stole it.

Post by **S13Fastback** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

or a supercharged M5. That was the sickest thing I think I've ever seen.

Post by **Spectre** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don't use cop jokes on cops.Don't eat the yellow snow.Don't anger the genie :zap.Don't worry, be happy

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Post by **klorocks** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont spit into the wind

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont tug on supermans cape.

Post by **I H8 UR DSM** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont piss into the fan.

Post by **rbboyl** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don't go 41 in a 25 mph zone. :angryfire

Post by **Spectre** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don't wiz on the electric fence.

Post by **redrocket** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

sometimes women don't like the hard ****ing

so you should always **** her gently

Post by **1991240xs** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

redrocket wrote:sometimes women don't like the hard ****ing

so you should always **** her gently

Tenacious D is my friggin' hero!..lol..and F*Ckin' give her some smoooochies tooooo-

Don't race a cop from a redlight-don't race a chick in a modded gsr(that's embarassing)

Post by **redrocket** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

sometimes you got to squeze sometimes you got to say please sometimes you just got to say HEY I am going to **** you softly I am gona screw you gently I am gona hump you sweetly I'm gona ball you descretlyyyyyyyyyy

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Whats your favorite dish? im not gonna cook it but ill order it from SANZABAR!!!!

Post by **fryrice** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

240_reasons wrote:and NEVER race a BMW m3!!

I luuuuuuuuuuv racing m3's!1:fruit

Post by **SrSLeePeR** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Dont drop the soap...

Post by **S13Fastback** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Fryrice,

If I had a good 400 odd horsepower I'd like raping them too!

Post by **MaineExport** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Fryrice is allowed to brag... he's go the car to back it up! But so help me... if I ever run into a boat load of cash that I can throw into my car.... he better watch out!

Post by **s14=pimpin'** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

InstantRice wrote:Whats your favorite dish? im not gonna cook it but ill order it from SANZABAR!!!!

I'll take a chicken sandwich, extra MAYO!!!!!

Post by **Jusepi97sx** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

don't hit the pu$$y if it's blisterin'.......

Post by **InstantRice** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont run through a cornfield naked and backwards.

Post by **MaineExport** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don't try to adjust the clutch linkage with a pry bar... and test it out with your friend holding onto it.. under the truck....Long story.. but trust me... don't do it!!!!!! I payed for a new back wall of my landlords garage...and my buddy had road rash over his entire back side!!

Post by **APEXi240** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don't unbolt the spring from the shock, while your friend is holding it.

Post by **MasterMan** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont use a fake ID at a 711

Post by **C-Kwik** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Quote »and NEVER race a BMW m3!! [/quote]Actually you might be able to beat it. I did in my turbo car quite badly. Just make sure he just started the motor from cold. It limits revs down to about 5500 RPM until either 10 minutes after start up or until the motor reaches a certain temperature. It gradually allows more revs as it warms up, so the colder the better. Lucky for me, by the time he could hit his redline, he had to turn. :pface

This only applies to the new M3.

Website · Post by **Bandit240** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don't race a 2003 Chevy Corvette ZO6. UNLESS you have some nice mods. :owned

Post by **numatik** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

Don' t grab waitresses asses when I'm working at the bar.

Post by **ninjak84** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

dont pick cavaliers or neons as a project car. ever.

Post by **MaineExport** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:15 pm

ninjak84 wrote:dont pick cavaliers or neons as a project car. ever.

I would have agreed with that a month ago... but I've since been smoked by a VERY fast sleeper neon!

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