Sex in the S13

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I don't wanna get all engineery (yeah I just made up that word) on you guys, but you could just put her *** on top of the fender. An object's strength goes up by it's height... cubed (I think, I dunno, i'm drinking). Thats why all support beams are always longer vertical than length wise. I beleive the equation is1/2BH^3 Anyway, this means you can put her nice fine *** right on the fender, before the hood, and not dent anything.

[SnikerzS13]

I usually just fold down all the seats and open the sunroof (just for some extra air) go over to the glove box grab the lotion (jhonson&jhonson) sit right in the back seat and go to town !!! I recommend J/K

[srpowered240sx]

Holy crap this thread is old... back from when I used to get laid in the 240....or laid in general for that matter.

.........ohh, thats not funny, thats sad. jk.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

its cool, bring it on. I am capping the week from hell right now, and am drunk, so just pile it on for me to drink away and forget about in the morning.

BTW I think that equation I posted above is wrong, it seems like a cross between the strength of a support and kinetic energy. This is what engineers do when they drink aparantly.

[adrianfromthecastle]

[boardoxmage]

Dont shag in your car. Heard its bad luck.....

bad luck indeed.

plowed a girl in 2 of my cars, both cars totalled within months of the shaggin'

keep the sex to your parent's bed

[SketchyRollin564]

HOLY THREAD FROM THE GRAVE, BATMAN!

hey dude how come u havnt been on nico for so long/

[krazy88]

Now im going to be hesitant to sit anybodys car, lol.

[VinceSez]

tilt the steering wheel upmove front seats up/ fold all the way backremove rear seatsremove rear strut bartinted windowssunshade for the windshield

...then rock the **** out of your car until you can hear everything squeeek!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

It has been proven that the passenger side seat, leaned back, with tinted windows, having the chick ride your nuts is the best way to go.

Its science.

[nikl240]

bad luck indeed.

plowed a girl in 2 of my cars, both cars totalled within months of the shaggin'[QUOTE=boardoxmage]

U R not kidding!! I got it on in the back of my 93' hatch, parked on the beach none the less. Sex on the beach sounded great, but we had no towel and she was afraid of getting sandypussitus. Anyway, within a week my drives side front wheel well seperated from the frame!!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Odd... every time I rail a chick in my S13, it gets faster AND more reliable.

[nikl240]

OK, so im somewhat new here. I tried quoting someone, but it didnt work.

[otterman]

How was this thread resurrected? Was someone looking up p0rn on Nico?

Anyways, for all the positions able to be done in the S13 OR the S14... just ask your mom.BURNT!!!

[PapaSmurf2k3]

OH DAYUM!!!

To the other guy. Just click the quote button, and let NICO do the rest. I fail to see the problem. I am amazed this thread has come back from the dead to entertain everyone yet again.

Actually I'm not. Sex sells.

[socal_S13Demon]

LOL..I saw this Thread and started laughing because of how many times I got down and busy....

1. Passenger seat is OK!!! not the best in my opinion.2. having the rear end gutted does help ALOT!!! having the front seats folded down and moved up all the way helps when getting busy in the back seat...3. time for the positions I was capable of doing:~Doggy~Sideways. ~ then your typical one on top of the other. For other positions ...Bring a blanket cuz your going to need it for when your outside and got more room to play....

hahahaha

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I would also like to add, that sex in the coupe is entirely different than the hb. I had some serious knee problems after gettin it on in the back seat of my coupe, using the drive shaft hump for a support. Be aware!

[FeintMind]

hey dude how come u havnt been on nico for so long/

HOLY ISHT!

Dood... I've seen you on here before and read your name before, but just made the connection... when I saw the location. WTF!You listen to hella slipknot right?Do you remember being a member of a forum for the XMod RC cars, dood?

I was the admin of that isht! SkyRider, remember that? DAMN thats so f***in weird, I had to go back and look at my AIM buddy list and sure enough thats the screen name ive got on there for you. WHOA!

anyway, Ive been on nico, just haven't really been posting much.

[boostedevo]

You just need a tiny b1tch and you can do it anywhere

[bamboo]

For me i just removed my sunroof so she can stick her head out. up and down. baby.

[tjmhillz]

its tru it is bad luck to set the mood in ur car lol.. ive had past experiences adn will never do it again.. ok maybe i will but still bad luck lol

[PapaSmurf2k3]

I went there.

[180sxfaktory]

Car sex? Yeah, I'd say it's bad luck. My first car sex was in a Ford Escort missionary position. If I were to imagine what it looked like from a side shot, it would probably look like Flipper doing the dolphin sprint. Needless to say, I caught my nut and immediatley got cramps in both of my calves. I was using my heels to lock up on the bottom of the glove box and the pain made me spring up like a trunk lid with too much tension. I was in pain! "What's wrong! What's wrong! What's wrong!" I opened the door and literally threw myself out, pants all down around the ankles and stuff, no jimmy hat, sweaty (it was hot in there!) and to add injury to insult, I landed in a fire ant hill. Not the best of nights. You could say that I don't do car sex anymore.

I have a daughter as a result of the pipe-laying. That was over 23 years ago, and as the old guy of NICO by virtue of my age, I'm telling you to always wear the jimmy hat and to make sure that you are plenty hydrated before getting down to the task at hand or you will get the cramps, spring up like a catapault and self-launch your a$$ out the car. Hopefully, not into a fire ant hill.

[shelnut]

Best Q ever

[Condell]

...I think I just found the most offensive thread ever haha.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

Offensive? Wow, how sheltered were you?

[adrianfromthecastle]

Offensive? Wow, how sheltered were you?

home schooled? I'd say Catholic school... but then I thought about it, the freakiest kids come from them... and I mean FREAKY

[Condell]

Hmmm... Well neither of you are right. Called a joke. Personally I found it pretty damn funny.

[SketchyRollin564]

HOLY ISHT!

Dood... I've seen you on here before and read your name before, but just made the connection... when I saw the location. WTF!You listen to hella slipknot right?Do you remember being a member of a forum for the XMod RC cars, dood?

I was the admin of that isht! SkyRider, remember that? DAMN thats so f***in weird, I had to go back and look at my AIM buddy list and sure enough thats the screen name ive got on there for you. WHOA!

anyway, Ive been on nico, just haven't really been posting much.

Haha yeah, i remember being on the xmods forum in 6th grade, and being a huge metal head up till 7th grade. Ive changed a lot since then obviously, but as you can see yes, im still in love with cars, and yes, i still want a 240sx.

[Metal Angel]

Hump... er... I mean Bump. Just heard this thread referenced in another thread and thought I would check it out. Makes me laugh my *** off.

Did the nasty many times in my 93 hatch. Backseat down is the only way to go. Twice I had cops show up less than a minute after our pants were both buttoned up. *whew... pant pant* "yeah we were just talking sir" *pant pant* Another time some old guy was walking by and looked in at us... awkward I blue balled after that.

Other cars are the hood and passanger seat of a 94 Camry and the passenger and door sill of a 98 Tacoma. Car sex is the best sex!

Have not had car sex since I got married