Roflwtf?

[servili007]

I saw this just now and it reminded me of the carfax "fresh paint" commercial

http://newyork.craigslist.org/....html

"Only needs minor body work " riiiiight

[KillTheApex]

Thats pretty funny.

[domiballa]

wow that is hilarious

[nevertheless]

Omg Rofl is Right!!Thank god you made a thread about this!!

[Koshin]

this seems as tho it was done as joke hopefully, anyone on here do it?? perhaps

Did you guys see the one about the "four wheeled hellcat from planet kickass"

http://www.benrapin.com/blog/2...post/

[PyroTecK]

that sht was funny as hell... damn now i want some mc hammer pants.

[Ilvemynissan]

I wasn't going to read the whole thing but damn, thats funny.

[IanS]

I want a plasma cutter.

[Steady_One_S13]

Good Freakin' Night!! What happen there?

[safin]

fuCxing internEts....

[S13Joe]

I'm on the island, maybe i should check this out.

[Steady_One_S13]

The only thing good and maybe usable, is the front bumper brace. Ha ha! lol!

[themadscientist]

Wanna buy a Skyline?

zerothread?id=340090

[pejsa s-13]

Wanna buy a Skyline?

zerothread?id=340090

is that A SUBARU XT6 painted like the starsky and hutch torino?

[ZOMG.SR20]

Wanna buy a Skyline?

zerothread?id=340090

i give you $20 shipped

[roadboy240sx]

is that A SUBARU XT6 painted like the starsky and hutch torino?

i think its an r31 skyline

[S133P3R]

I, want to read this hilarious article that everyone is ROFL about... WTF.. somebody copy paste or something.

[Jadesr20det]

Yea somebody post a pic the listing was removed

[Papi Chulo]

is that A SUBARU XT6 painted like the starsky and hutch torino?

i think its an r31 skyline

Listen 240sx fanboys, there are many many flavorous nissans/datsun's in the world. Learn you some books, jesus.

[Ilvemynissan]

I'll take the sway bar off that thing. Maybe the brakes.

[Ghast]

Booooo i wanna laugh too but it was already flagged!

According to everyone's reactions it was probably the only funny craigslist ad posted this year...

Good....

One Love,

Ghasty

[Ilvemynissan]

Ok, here it is guys. It is seriously hilarious.

http://www.benrapin.com/blog/2...-post/

[kainvamp]

lol "It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself."

that is one manly first aid kit

[Ghast]

For the manly men who do not click links.

Ok, here it is guys. It is seriously hilarious.

OK, let me start off by saying this Xterra is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, this Nissan would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn’t meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that’s what your Prius is for. If that’s the kind of car you’re looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This car was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn’t even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don’t get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn’t let anything warm his butt), or On Star (real men don’t even know what the hell On Star is).

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 265 HP engine to outrun the cops. It’s got special blood/gore resistant upholstery. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you’re operating on yourself. The Xterra also has an automatic transmission so if you’re being chased by Libyan terrorists, you’ll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It’s saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. There’s a tow hitch to pull your 50 caliber anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $12,900, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t walk up and tell me you’ll give me $5,000 for it. That’s liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let’s just say you won’t be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There’s only 69,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I’ll get back to you. And when I do, we’ll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I’m throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can’t fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Rock on.

[pedobear-lovin]

im in a study hall and people are looking at me funny kuz i keep snickering lol. funny.

[S133P3R]

guy is trying pretty hard to sell his car thru humor. im not buyin it.hammer pants = crazy pantsmy grandpa used to give us matching hoodie and hammer pant things for xmas.... i will find pics.

[urcaptnspeaking]

^buzz killington.

Id rather buy a vehicle off this dude than someone who acts like they know what theyre talking about and are way off base about "said item"

I bet this guy is fun to hang out with.

[S133P3R]

^buzz killington.

Id rather buy a vehicle off this dude than someone who acts like they know what theyre talking about and are way off base about "said item"

I bet this guy is fun to hang out with.

sorry, i dont like when it comes to car sales... not even a little bit. that wont make you laugh when you are broke down on the side of the road wearing your *FREE* MC Hammer pants...

[dc1984]

still pretty funny though. couldnt help it but to chuckle out loud while reading it

[Conquerer]

Flagged for removal... Anyone have a pic of the original post ad? Not the Xterra one, the one the topic creator posted. Or a description of it at least.