revenge.

[Dattebayo]

Lol. are you hoping that years of wear and tear has made the swing set ready to give out right as he is mid-swing with his back parallel to the ground?

I think he was actually hoping a meteorite would slam into the swingset and end our suffering.

[dre1507]

I think he was actually hoping a meteorite would slam into the swingset and end our suffering.

[Red coupe]

You guys know damn well Nala's mom will not let him play on the swingset.
Far too dangerous.

[dre1507]

ha, you're wrong. the fact that she lets him drive proves her general negligence towards his life force.

[Jesda]

Lol. are you hoping that years of wear and tear has made the swing set ready to give out right as he is mid-swing with his back parallel to the ground?

I think he was actually hoping a meteorite would slam into the swingset and end our suffering.

[numbnuts240]

[Jesda]

[MinisterofDOOM]

The best way to get revenge is to wait 5 or 10 years until they've forgotten about you and what they did to piss you off.
Even better if you can convince them you're still a good friend in the intervening years.
Continue pretending to either not exist or be their friend.
Then, one day, BAM. They wake up in a dank basement bound in duct tape and forced to watch the teletubbies and Sex and the City simultaneously for 24 hours. Let them go a little bit insane, possibly assisted by psychotropics, then loose them on the world. Replace their cell phone ringtones (all of them) with the Teletubbies themesong. Call them at random intervals to induce flashbacks.

[hbpignosePA]

jesda ftw srsly where do you come up w this s***?

stace, im sure you will be fine; you just need time on your own to realize you don't need someone to be happy. once you get there, start looking again.

wish i could go to omaha; ooo well

[Jesda]

The best way to get revenge is to wait 5 or 10 years until they've forgotten about you and what they did to piss you off.
Even better if you can convince them you're still a good friend in the intervening years.
Continue pretending to either not exist or be their friend.
Then, one day, BAM. They wake up in a dank basement bound in duct tape and forced to watch the teletubbies and Sex and the City simultaneously for 24 hours. Let them go a little bit insane, possibly assisted by psychotropics, then loose them on the world. Replace their cell phone ringtones (all of them) with the Teletubbies themesong. Call them at random intervals to induce flashbacks.

If I ever feel suicidal but lack the guts to follow through with it, I know what I'll do. I'll piss MoD off.

[skydragoness]

Stacey, you're lucky cause you've got a bunch of people here who would love to chill with you. Even more so that there are a bunch in your general area. Hanging out with friends is an awesome way to move past a d-bag.

QFT

Think of the silver lining here: at least you weren't married and there were no kids involved. You got off lucky. Therapists are good in helping you move on and recognizing past mistakes too.

How many years were you with this d-bag?

[Mr1der]

Stacey, you're lucky cause you've got a bunch of people here who would love to chill with you. Even more so that there are a bunch in your general area. Hanging out with friends is an awesome way to move past a d-bag.

QFT

Think of the silver lining here: at least you weren't married and there were no kids involved. You got off lucky. The rapists are good in helping you move on and recognizing past mistakes too.

How many years were you with this d-bag?

don't blame me for it, blame Celebrity Jeopardy.

[Bubba1]

warlord said hes a cop.

Nala, for a kid that spends sooo much time on NICO it's amazing how little of it you actually read other than your own posts.

Wow I'm away for a few days and Stace becomes a free agent again? That gives hope to all normal single guys (Nala, you ain't part of that group, as I said normal).

Stace: No need for any "I told you so" kinda stuff. The important thing is that you learn from the experience. And I recommend skipping the revenge. The best revenge is simply to find happiness without him. Enjoy!

[PHENOMenalVinyl]

Delete the e-mail, get on the plane, and come have some fun. See you at the airport!!!

^ This.

The crappiest thing about your break up isn't the fact that he's a douche, it's that you have to go sit in line at the DMV now =P

BTW, how does he cheat? I figure unless he's banging hookers, some communication is required. The only thing I remember that dude saying all of Carlisle was "I'm a cop," that's it. Everyone else was cracking jokes at dinner and living it up and all he did was stare at his food and probably build profiles on us all.

yea DMV's suck i just had to get my new license s*** took forever

hahaha deff agree i think he wasnted to kill me n my friends wen stace gave us a ride bk from fridays bc we were drunk i dont really recall all of that it seems so hazy lol jesus Carlisle was AMAZING lol

[Dattebayo]

Fu*k you, rub it in.

I still find it amazing that she lives maybe 5 miles away and I've never ran into her. We haven't seen an update from Omaha, so I guess it's going well?

[PEZi]

Fu*k you, rub it in.

I still find it amazing that she lives maybe 5 miles away and I've never ran into her. We haven't seen an update from Omaha, so I guess it's going well?

its anal sex and booze all day son

[PHENOMenalVinyl]

Fu*k you, rub it in.

I still find it amazing that she lives maybe 5 miles away and I've never ran into her. We haven't seen an update from Omaha, so I guess it's going well?

guess so all i heardf was about driving covettes from facebook lol i hope they got vids from the tracck i wish i coulda gone ive never driven on a REAL track that u get that fast on

[Dattebayo]

It's probably worlds better than the Carlisle track.

[PHENOMenalVinyl]

It's probably worlds better than the Carlisle track.

its gotta be amazing damnit now i really wanna see a vid from the inside cockpit and outside too like a 3 views in one like LBC did

[Bubba1]

Fu*k you, rub it in.

I still find it amazing that she lives maybe 5 miles away and I've never ran into her.

Perhaps she planned it that way....

Gotta give the Omaha attendees time to get home. I'm sure we'll start seeing some reports (and hopefully pics) tonight.

[sentrastace]

Is he local too?

yup silver spring. i used to live with him.

[sentrastace]

wait, chaoticwarlord was sentrastaces BF

no, whats wrong with you haha.

i had no idea you wanted me to come to your prom, we had a huge discussion about this in omaha...if i wasnt there and was reeeeeeally bored i mightve come. eh maybe next time. just leave the instant detailer out of it.

[skydragoness]

QFT

Think of the silver lining here: at least you weren't married and there were no kids involved. You got off lucky. The rapists are good in helping you move on and recognizing past mistakes too.

How many years were you with this d-bag?

don't blame me for it, blame Celebrity Jeopardy.

[sentrastace]

its anal sex and booze all day son

^ THIS.

bwahahah. im sitting in the airport

[sentrastace]

yeah im sorry he was so quiet and we didnt hang out with anyone, thats another thing i didnt like about him....he was just f*** bored. well you guys did tell me so and i kinda prepared myself for this s*** but the sucky part is i come out looking like a b**** but guess what i dont care. i hadnt slept much for a week after it happened and didnt eat much either but this weekend in Omaha really cleared things up for me. screw the douche nozzle, time to save up for more meets. whos going to nashville?

[93coupe]

When are you coming out with me and Michele?

[Jesda]

[alphapig]

[sentrastace]

When are you coming out with me and Michele?

whenever you want babycakes, im free. text me sometime...ill PM you my #.

[Dano]

unce unce unce unce unce unce.