****. Redtop's Temper - 1 Redtop - 0. (Horrible Spacklisms and Photoisms Inside!

[brizanden]

^yes WhYAZ BETtRS SPelL+ GraM LiKE MaYBE sOmWrhing LikE DIs Yo Boi?

[Red coupe]

ryon.... i apologize in advance but

On the other hand here's a good suggestion.

I moved into a new apartment about 5 months ago. One night when we were drinking some one said something about punching a hole in a wall...one of my roommates goes "Like this" and swings the sports illustrated swimsuit calender to the side and there is like a 5 inch hole.

Moral of the story: hang a picture of titties over it and no one will ever waste time looking behind the picture.

[numbnuts240]

Like so? (View from my doorway, furthest my parents USUALLY come into my room):

lol, i meant to move the lamp away from there so that it wasn't in direct light, showing all the imperfections, but i like how you stacked those items underneath the lamp so that the shade blocks that area. if the texture paint is the same stuff that i'm thinking of, it's just paint with sand in it, which will not match the texture of the rest of the wall at all. unfortunately, the way the walls are now, it's going to take some ingenuity to match the rest of the texture, the mud being the easiest way to duplicate it. hope it all works out for you.

edit: when you are ready to paint, make sure that you have a good excuse made up as to why your room reeks of paint, otherwise it will be quite obvious that something is awry.

[krazydriver]

edit: when you are ready to paint, make sure that you have a good excuse made up as to why your room reeks of paint, otherwise it will be quite obvious that something is awry.

"hEY mOm.... i tOok up HuFfiNg to StaY wiT lEgaL dRugs!!!!"

[Philipio]

edit: when you are ready to paint, make sure that you have a good excuse made up as to why your room reeks of paint, otherwise it will be quite obvious that something is awry.

"I have a drug problem."

[Mr1der]

don't be a drama queen.

and put a chair in front of it....or a picture of Elvis.

reminds me of a plot to saved by the bell.

also

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[S3t0_S13]

Ryon its ok just tell your parents u went into a watermelon frenzy and chucked one through the wall y0

[datsun2401972]

Oklahoma passed some sort of law and now all the immigrants are gone.

I wish it were that easy....for illegal immigrants anyways...
Modified by datsun2401972 at 7:55 PM 5/29/2008

[krazydriver]

Ryon its ok just tell your parents u went into a watermelon frenzy and chucked one through the wall y0

This thread is filled with WIN!Ryon, it will be fine. Even if you told your parents just tell them you tripped or something. I'm sure they won't care.

[ishkabibble]

Ryon, if you need help getting the right texture on the wall, I can have Jennifer Love Hewitt drop by and press her thigh up against the wet mud.

[redtop91]

Hush you. You'd still pee in her butt.

[datsun2401972]

"pee" in her butt? Hell I'd eat the peanuts out her pooper!

...well maybe...

[CodeRed]

and whats up with the lack of being on AIM

[redtop91]

LOL. New job. No more AIM and a lot less NICO unfortunately.

Finished!:

It fails miserably :

Solution? Relocation of the new dresser I bought. I had some motivation to finally put it together LULZ>:

Moral of the story: hang a picture of titties over it and no one will ever waste time looking behind the picture.

Pffft. THat'll work for my pops. But my mom will definitely pull it down and then I'll be owned.

[Kckouki]

lmfao, are your parents not suspesicous ? (major typo)

[redtop91]

Nope. I told them that is was just time for a change. FTMFW.

[RCG_Savage]

Hang a tall picture over it. When your parents ask why, say "What the hell, you don't like art?" Worked for me. Or if they're super nosy, install it as one of those super hard to take off anti-theft frames.

Hey it worked for my dad for a good 5 years or so

[Papi Chulo]

might i suggest....

it'll add a little flavor to your room, and divert the attention away from the patch job.

[S3t0_S13]

WHO LOVES ORRRANGEH SODAHH??RYON DOZEEEIS IT TRUE???I DO I DO I DOOO

[numbnuts240]

Nope. I told them that is was just time for a change. FTMFW.

. hey as long as it worked out for you. and +1 on the hercules pen15 switch. that way the next time your gf comes over and turns on the light, you could tell her "well, i guess if your good enough to turn hercules on, you're good enough for me. prepare for sexy time ." lol.

sorry it's early and last night's beer is still talking .

[White Comet]

what'd she do to piss you off? eat the last piece of fried chicken?

[AZhitman]

Why did you use purple cake frosting instead of normal drywall compound?

[homeslicej2]

Fanta, Fanta. Don't you want to Fanta, Fanta?

[redtop91]

what'd she do to piss you off? eat the last piece of fried chicken?

That was weak Jeff. Were this Zilvia I'd give you 3 negative reps in a row.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

what'd she do to piss you off? eat the last piece of fried chicken?

It was the last pack of kool-aid.

Sorry man, anyways, didn't you have that texture patch? The wall is flat. Not that bad for trying to fix a hole that big without cutting up the wall. Oh well, that dresser covers it up just fine. I don't think you should leave the spackle out though. Parents might get some weird ideas.

[White Comet]

That was weak Jeff. Were this Zilvia I'd give you 3 negative reps in a row.

duh, of course it was weak. I'm not about to put effort into an E-burn when a hole in the wall is punishment enough

seriously though, good luck fixing it so it doesnt look suspicious.

[gniknave]

Congrats on hiding the purple cake. Now you just have to hope for 2 thing's.

1. That your parents don't ever read NICO

2. That you don't forget about said purple cake when it's time to move.

[redtop91]

1. Parents haven't discovered the shared p0rn location on the home network yet. Them browsing NICO is unlikely

2. **** I left the spackle on my dresser.

[homeslicej2]

1. Parents haven't discovered the shared p0rn location on the home network yet. Them browsing NICO is unlikely

2. **** I left the spackle on my dresser.

FAIL

[White Comet]

1. Parents haven't discovered the shared p0rn location on the home network yet. Them browsing NICO is unlikely

email with a link to this thread emailed to ryon's mom