Pissed.

[JimmyMethod]

Well, the rest of my roommates have/are in the process of moving in this week.

Unfortunatly, one of them is the biggest Emo **** I've ever seen.

He holds his mouth half open at all times with his head forward, as if he's in constant agony. He has thick rimmed black glasses, and long dyed black hair covering his eyes.

He listens to noise... not music... not techno, not even Power Noise, just plain, random, noise.

And he ****ing sits there with his door open, incense burning, blaring the sound of breaking glass, and metal on metal scraping.

But aside from all of that...

Tonight, he decided to throw a party, without informing anyone in the house, with 20 some people. It's 11:30, when 4 people in the house have to work early in the morning, and he has his ****ty music on, loud as ever.

But even THAT doesn't bother me as much as what I saw when I went downstairs...

HE AND HIS EMOASS MONKEY ****ER FRIENDS ARE SMOKING OUT OF MY ****ING HOOKAH WITHOUT ASKING ME! JESUS CHRIST, I'M GOING TO TAKE THE RAZOR HE CLAIMS TO CUT HIS WRISTS WITH AND OPEN HIS ****ING NECK WITH IT AND POUR HIS BLACK BLOOD ALL OVER THE HOUSE AS A WARNING TO EVERYONE ELSE: YOU DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HOOKAH WITHOUT PERMISSION; AND I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN IT TO HIM!

/rant

I'm glad I jizzed on his mattress before he moved in. He's got my cum in his dyed black hair.

****er.

Oops, meant to put this in Gen Chat... oh well.

[240DRFT]

the last statement, uh...

[ddgsxr504]

Serves him right, F*cking Tool. I hate people like that I just want to punch them in the throat.

[Rosco]

Kick his ***!!!!!

[sip]

Yeah! put a cigarette out in his F$%^ing eye when he falls asleep.

[JimmyMethod]

I'm debating calling the cops for a noise violation on him... Except, if they're smoking anything other than tobacco out of the hookah, it'll get impounded.

God... that kid's such a pisshead.

[Logan76]

If I were you in that case of him smoking out of my hookah, I know they come with shisha (sp?) tobacco but im almost 99% shure thats not what them or you smoke out of it, I would walk my *** down there, take it from them, make a big scene and tell his emo @ss if he has a problem do something about it. he wont, well he may go cry, or slit his wrists, but he wont stand up to you.

[mrzabala]

I vote beat the **** out of him and then call the cops.

[JimmyMethod]

I haven't smoked anything out of my hookah but cured tobacco for a long time. If he has, he's gonna be in pain tomorrow...

[574-240sx]

I vote beat the emoness out of him at 5am wake him up with a 5 gallon bucket full of cold water.

[Morph]

You should have waked over took one of the hoses and sucked that F$cker dry, and every bowl they pack after.

[~4N~]

Haha, that's hilarious, even though most people would call me 'emo' when they see me.

[Logan76]

Though I would probably call you Emo, its more of the personality that bothers me, not the whole attire, dress how you want, just dont BE emo. And as far as I can tell from your posts, u dont seem emo so, ur fine by me.

[~4N~]

Thanks, I guess, haha.

[wa-chiss]

better yet, soak his whole pillow in poroxide so when he wakes up in the morning, He's BLONDE. Then you cando some blonde jokes.

[MinisterofDOOM]

Sounds like you had the perfect opportunity to crash a party, send a message to all your roommates, and maybe even beat some idiot *** and you didn't take it!

20 people making noise when you're trying to sleep? Sounds way WAY past my breaking point. The bad music and noisy kids would have been drowned by my screams of rage. Then I would have shoved my size 13W steel-toes deep into whichever emo asses were NOT heading rapidly toward the door.

Definitely some serious bull****. I hate people who can't respect my (or anyone else's) privacy.

Next time he pulls something like that, just quietly phone the PD from your room (and be sure to lock your damn door and keep your stuff inside from now on). Make SURE you tell them there is potential use of controlled substances, and ask them to arrive quietly (although sirens could lead to an equally entertaining end to the party).

[PapaSmurf2k3]

blow a load on his toothbrush and/or take your **** back and make fun of his emoness/hipiness

[HashiriyaS14]

He listens to noise... not music... not techno, not even Power Noise, just plain, random, noise.

And he ****ing sits there with his door open, incense burning, blaring the sound of breaking glass, and metal on metal scraping.

Are you serious, or is this an exaggeration? That's f**king nuts, I didn't even know people did that. Stupid emo kids...

Anyway, back in college, I lived in a big cylinder-shaped building freshman year. The elevator shaft was in the middle, then there was a circular hallway all the way around the floor with the rooms on the outside like pieces of pie (stay with me here).

One time during finals week first semester, some dumbass kid decided to invite a ton of people over, and there were like 15 people spilling out into the hall, listening to Juliana Theory really loud and generally making a shxt-ton of noise. Myself and a bunch of other people had repeateld asked nicely (by calling the room) that he keep it down, and he failed to comply.

So I made the executive decision to come out of my room and start driving golf balls down the hallway in both directions, HARD. No matter which way I hit them, they still whacked the people in the hallway. I don't even think they know who did it, I just heard screams of pain and curse words (I hit like 10 balls), and then I closed my door and went to sleep.

See attached diagram for a better idea of how the hallway looked, so you can see why this worked.

Moral of the story: When in doubt, f**k someone's day up. I never heard a goddamned peep out of that douchebag again. Get creative about it, inflicting misery on those that deserve it is fun!!

[ddgsxr504]

So I made the executive decision to come out of my room and start driving golf balls down the hallway in both directions, HARD. No matter which way I hit them, they still whacked the people in the hallway. I don't even think they know who did it, I just heard screams of pain and curse words (I hit like 10 balls), and then I closed my door and went to sleep.

Executive decision.... That's awesome. Golf Balls hurt like a mofo.

[nchopp]

Another vote for the PD. In the unlikely event it happens again, just call again. Cops do NOT like returning to the same house\apartment\sh*thole.

[thekage]

So I made the executive decision to come out of my room and start driving golf balls down the hallway in both directions, HARD. No matter which way I hit them, they still whacked the people in the hallway. I don't even think they know who did it, I just heard screams of pain and curse words (I hit like 10 balls), and then I closed my door and went to sleep.

Moral of the story: When in doubt, f**k someone's day up. I never heard a goddamned peep out of that douchebag again. Get creative about it, inflicting misery on those that deserve it is fun!!

God I want to be Hash when I grow up!

[KA-Te]

Yay! I can use this picture twice in one day!

Make this soap and put it in the bathroom!

[nismofly]

Are you serious, or is this an exaggeration? That's f**king nuts, I didn't even know people did that. Stupid emo kids...

Anyway, back in college, I lived in a big cylinder-shaped building freshman year. The elevator shaft was in the middle, then there was a circular hallway all the way around the floor with the rooms on the outside like pieces of pie (stay with me here).

One time during finals week first semester, some dumbass kid decided to invite a ton of people over, and there were like 15 people spilling out into the hall, listening to Juliana Theory really loud and generally making a shxt-ton of noise. Myself and a bunch of other people had repeateld asked nicely (by calling the room) that he keep it down, and he failed to comply.

So I made the executive decision to come out of my room and start driving golf balls down the hallway in both directions, HARD. No matter which way I hit them, they still whacked the people in the hallway. I don't even think they know who did it, I just heard screams of pain and curse words (I hit like 10 balls), and then I closed my door and went to sleep.

See attached diagram for a better idea of how the hallway looked, so you can see why this worked.

Moral of the story: When in doubt, f**k someone's day up. I never heard a goddamned peep out of that douchebag again. Get creative about it, inflicting misery on those that deserve it is fun!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS AWESOME

i did something similar on a couple occasions

dont know who else has ever felt a lacrosse ball, but if you havent, lets just say its like a 14 lb bouncy ball and hurts like a mother****er

so we used to keep a stash in our room, and when come 4 am tuesday morning before a test and the ****ers next door are playing halo with the stereo turned up as loud as it will go, lets just say someone "accidentally" would throw a couple lax balls in the room, then casually walk back to my room before they came out

i laughed my *** off because the next morning 1 had a HUGE black eye, the other had bruise on the side of his face so big you woulda thought hed been hit by a car

[nchopp]

Yay! I can use this picture twice in one day!

Make this soap and put it in the bathroom!

You're my hero, Kate.

[HashiriyaS14]

In regards to Kate's "Emo Soap", I have a bathroom trick, if you can be absolutely certain that your victim is next in line to shower.....

(I did this to someone in my frat house, a closed environs, so it was relatively easy to pinpoint my victim)

99% of showerheads open up, i.e. the bottom part unscrews and there's sort of a hollow space in there, presumably for cleaning.

What you need to do is cut a coffee filter, or something even more porous (cheesecloth maybe) into something that will cover the bottom piece from the inside. Then fill the inside with something awful, how awful is up to you.

When we were doing this, one brother suggested we use red Kool-Aid, which I suppose would suck, but I stepped it up and used Comet.

Suffice it to say the mark was none too pleased.

[One_Love]

kill em all jimmy

[Mr1der]

clearly the worst thread ever.

[nchopp]

In regards to Kate's "Emo Soap", I have a bathroom trick, if you can be absolutely certain that your victim is next in line to shower.....

(I did this to someone in my frat house, a closed environs, so it was relatively easy to pinpoint my victim)

99% of showerheads open up, i.e. the bottom part unscrews and there's sort of a hollow space in there, presumably for cleaning.

What you need to do is cut a coffee filter, or something even more porous (cheesecloth maybe) into something that will cover the bottom piece from the inside. Then fill the inside with something awful, how awful is up to you.

When we were doing this, one brother suggested we use red Kool-Aid, which I suppose would suck, but I stepped it up and used Comet.

Suffice it to say the mark was none too pleased.

Done that with red Kool-Aid before - worked quite nicely.

[Gold Digger]

Why try to play games with them. Just walk up to him, blast him in the mouth with a rool of nickles in your hand, then tell him that was for using your hooka without askin. I bet he'd be hard pressed to do that again.

Your point is made, he gets a broken jaw. I would think that would be pretty effective.

[Florida240sx]

Go out to the store and get a taser and video camera...I expect video to posted up later.... Whenever someone acted up at my house they got thrown in the pool, then told to leave.