Pissed.

[Dieselman]

+10 for beating the sh1t outta dumba$$'s like that!!!

[nismofly]

beat the **** outta him when hes drunk so he cant call the cops on your ***

[MinisterofDOOM]

Why try to play games with them. Just walk up to him, blast him in the mouth with a rool of nickles in your hand, then tell him that was for using your hooka without askin. I bet he'd be hard pressed to do that again.

Your point is made, he gets a broken jaw. I would think that would be pretty effective.

I'm with you, man. Subtlety has no place in this situation. I wouldn't start off with punching him in the face, but then I'm more adept at making people cry by making them realise exactly how miserably pointless their existence is rather than by causing them physical pain.

[skylndrftr]

put peroxide in his shampoo bottle

[Mr1der]

just kick him in the gooch and get into the gayest slapfight ever.

have someone tape it so we can laugh at you later too.

[srpowered240sx]

Are you serious, or is this an exaggeration? That's f**king nuts, I didn't even know people did that. Stupid emo kids...

Anyway, back in college, I lived in a big cylinder-shaped building freshman year. The elevator shaft was in the middle, then there was a circular hallway all the way around the floor with the rooms on the outside like pieces of pie (stay with me here).

One time during finals week first semester, some dumbass kid decided to invite a ton of people over, and there were like 15 people spilling out into the hall, listening to Juliana Theory really loud and generally making a shxt-ton of noise. Myself and a bunch of other people had repeateld asked nicely (by calling the room) that he keep it down, and he failed to comply.

So I made the executive decision to come out of my room and start driving golf balls down the hallway in both directions, HARD. No matter which way I hit them, they still whacked the people in the hallway. I don't even think they know who did it, I just heard screams of pain and curse words (I hit like 10 balls), and then I closed my door and went to sleep.

See attached diagram for a better idea of how the hallway looked, so you can see why this worked.

Moral of the story: When in doubt, f**k someone's day up. I never heard a goddamned peep out of that douchebag again. Get creative about it, inflicting misery on those that deserve it is fun!!

you sir, are my idol.

[Gold Digger]

I still say not to fark around and just blast him. No need to try and make it a competition. Just end it quick and he'll get the message. If not, round 2 ought to get the point across.

[koukicody]

i'd be pissed if one of my stoner friends used my hookah for weed! i'd lay the smack down, and it'd be way easy cuz they'd be really stoned lol

[PapaSmurf2k3]

take a dump in his shoes...

story:in highschool, the people that lived next to the school complained of noise due to cars driving up the road to get into the parking lot (it had 2 entrances, 1 in front of the school, 1 in back, with about 2 houses on a SHORT road). The town decided to put up some wooden 6x6 pressure treated posts, about 4 feet high, a foot or 2 away from each other. Anyway, I personally did not like having to wait 45 minutes to get out of the parkinglot after school ended, so I made a couple illegal late-night lumberjacking runs on those posts. They always got new ones up in about 2 weeks though. One night, while sawing those ****ers down, this kid i know drives up, honking his horn and flashing his high beams. I jet, the kid keeps driving around acting like an idiot. He gets pulled over, and the po-9 ask him what he knows about these magically dissapearing posts. The kid knows he cant give me up, cos id literally kill him, so he said one of my friends did it. The po-9 show up at my friends house (who had nothing to do with any of this) at 1am, pissed off his parents and everything. He lawyered up, and got off.heres the question... who narcs?!anyway this kid is a loser and has always tried to be my friend but hes a ****ing narc so no. Im going to Germany for a year on September 30th, so Im thinkin about takin a dump, and putting it in his microwave for like an hour (while hes not home)

Short version: I wanna take a dump in a narc's microwave and turn it on for an hour

[Logan76]

to get your "dump" into his microwave that means u must take a shlt in ur pants.

[Mr1der]

or crap in a tupperware bowl....

[MinisterofDOOM]

Then send him dinner in it.

[AZhitman]

I like Neal's idea the best.

Walk up, crack him in the jaw with all you got, and walk off.

Don't worry about any legal entanglements - Police show up, they're gonna believe you: Clean-cut, well-mannered, conservative and polite. He took a swing at you, he's emotionally unstable.

[nchopp]

I like Neal's idea the best.

Walk up, crack him in the jaw with all you got, and walk off.

Don't worry about any legal entanglements - Police show up, they're gonna believe you: Clean-cut, well-mannered, conservative and polite. He took a swing at you, he's emotionally unstable.

The man's got a point. Not to mention emotionally unstable roommate will likely be intoxicated, stoned, high, or all of the above.

[MinisterofDOOM]

And don't forget unconscious. At least when the PD arrives.