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Sat Apr 26, 2003 7:07 am
I don't know if squirrels are nice and tame around you, but they are irritating, conniving little beasts where I live. They enjoy bombarding people and parked cars with hard acorns from high altitudes. They emit this grisling wail that sounds like a razor blade on chalkboard. And they have a peculiar death affinity with transformers, that usually leaves the block without power for a few hours and a chicken-fried squirrel on the street.
I think I'd rather have a porcupine for a pet, I'd be too tempted to shoot the squirrel and wear its pelt on my dome.