PapaSmurf2k3 wrote: ↑Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:01 pm
Even the newer midsize trucks are too damn big.
The Frontier, which is almost old enough to buy cigarettes and p0rn is actually starting to become appealing just because everything else is so damn massive. Even that truck is too big though.
This so much.
The Frontier would be great with the 5.6 (which would also improve fuel economy) and the fact that the parts are 100% already tooled from the Last Real Pathfinder means there's no excuse for Nissan not doing it.
The Colorado is Too Damn Big and doesn't come with the 5.3 or the 6.2. Yes, the HFV6 is a great motor, no it's not suitable for a larger-than-midsize truck. And yes, the 2.5 Duratec is neat, but it's not for everyone.
The new Ranger will also be Too Damn Big and, being a Ford product, will come with tiny turbo motors. If we're lucky, we'll get the 2.7 Ecoboost in addition to whatever turd of a 4-cylinder Ecoboost they slap in the crappy base-model. If we're unlucky, we'll get the old awful 3.5 that never seems to find its power even though Ford claims it makes a ton.
The Tacoma is a mess, and has the same problems as the Frontier in addition to the identity crisis that Toyota has given it as it tries to simultaneously civilize and truckify a dated truck that was never very good at either (previous Tacomas were great, current model is meh).
Thank Satan Dodge killed off the Dakota years ago. What a waste of steel and crappy Jeep V8s.
The Perfect Truck For Me would be a truck the size of the last Ranger, with an LT1, fully-boxed frame, solid axles at both ends, a regular cab with compact storage behind the seats, a long bed, 4WD with an actual t-case shifter (no electronic s*** with solenoids to fail in 10 years), a cloth-and-plastic interior that I can hose down guilt-free, a 6 speed manual, adjustable bucket seats with tilt-telescoping wheel, and 2-4 speakers. I don't want a gorram luxury truck but I DO want good ergonomics.