Jesda wrote:Rex wrote:I forgot to suggest a 2004-2006 Mitsubishi Outlander. Try to find an XLS AWD, should give you most of what your brother wants.
How are 2000ish Lancers?
TERRIBLE HORRIBLE UNRELIABLE CHEAP POORLY BUILT PILES OF s*** WRAPPED IN s*** ENCASED IN s***.
I can't think of a worse car. I'd rather have a Cavalier. Or a Tempo. Or a 1986 Hyundai Excel (and I have firsthand experience with their unique brand of terrible)
They're SO terrible. It's astounding. I can't believe Mitsu tried to pass them off as the fun, sporty compact. They drive like crap, sound like crap, look like crap, hold up like crap, and attract douchebags who think Evos are cool but can't afford them because they dropped out of high school and work at mcdonalds like crap.
They're so cheap they might as well have been made of cardboard.
They're not reliable or well put together, and they won't reward you with effortless long life like a Corolla or a Mazda might.
There is nothing on earth that could get me to purchase a Lancer. I'd rather walk.
VQpwrdSE-R wrote:I feel Mitsubishi has had few successes in the last years other than designing cars that attract va&!n@s. (namely the eclipse; excluding GS-T) And the fact that they have discontinued the EVO.
I don't even like the Evo or the Eclipse. The Eclipse is a chickmobile through-and-through, and the Evo's a douchetastic example of taking the cheapest pile of s*** you can find and tacking on more power. At least when the Americans had the philosophy of less car with more engine, they applied it to cars people wanted in the first place. Base model Novas and Falcons and Dusters were nice cars even with gutless V6s and no options. No model of Lancer is nice. They're s***.
And 3.8 liters should net better than 260hp and 19mpg combined. NINETEEN MILES PER GALLON from a relatively low-powered V6. HOW do you screw up that hard?! Oh, I know: by using the same crummy engine for 25 years without improving it. The 6G7 was s*** in 1988 and it sure as Hell didn't age like fine wine. When Nissan was building Maximas and Zs with the VG, Mitsubishi was trailling behind with the 6G7. And THEN Nissan joined the modern world with the VQ. Mitsu stuck with the 6G7. Even the VQ is showing its age, compared engines like the GM HF V6 and Ford's modernized Duratec35. Nissan and Chevy are making 330hp from 3.7 liters or less, and getting mid-20s while doing it. Mitsu? They're content with 260hp and 19mpg. With an iron block mounted in front of the front axle, sideways, powering the wrong wheels.
In case you can't tell, I really HATE Mitsubishi. Their cars are universally cheap-feeling in an outstanding kind of way. Not like base-model Civic cheap or slightly off-brand electronics cheap. We're talking "How can we cut more corners on this Cavalier" cheap. Mindblowingly cheap. Every aspect of their cars feels impaired by cheapness. The bodywork is shoddy, lazy, and poorly assembled. The interiors are rock-hard, boring, poorly laid-out, rattly, and poorly assembled. Their engines are at best average and at worst coarse, gutless, inefficient, heavy, and poorly assembled. Mitsubishi engineering is the special ed class of the automotive world. Their very best products are on par with the mid-range of other automakers. But they're affordable and have hood scoops so they sure do attract attentionwhore kids.
I hate VW for being hippiemobiles who attract weirdos who LOVE LOVE LOVE their mediocremobiles for reasons even THEY don't understand.
I hate Toyota for dragging down the common denominator for every segment of automobile in existence.
But Mitsubishi...that's a whole different kind of hatred. They make genuinely terrible products. So terrible they're killing them all off.