need some advice

[urcaptnspeaking]

technically you've lost your virginity, but you've definately lost your mind.

If my wallace isnt in some chicks grommit I dont consider it sex.

sensored for you youngsters.

[Encryptshun]

If my wallace isnt in some chicks grommit I dont consider it sex.

sensored for you, Nala.

FTFY

Nala, dude. I just...I just don't know what to say. I'm sure you are a really nice young man. But you need someone to walk you through how life works. Someone very patient. And preferably someone who does NOT take the same short bus to school.

[ADDirishboy]

Anyway... a real perpetual motion machine would be a piece of buttered toast on the back of a cat. You just wouldn't know which side would land on the floor!

If we could figure out a way to pull electricity from that, you may have just solved the worlds energy problems.

"Ok everyone, we're gonna need a sh*t ton of cats, and a bunch of buttered toast. Stick the toast to the cat and throw the cat out the window! Problem solved!"

[SteveTheTech]

You cant even drive yet and you are attempting to pick up hussies on the internets. One more in a long list of reasons why I will never go to NY. Bunch of savages in that town.

That's just awesome. So it's not just people from New England and anyone near them its intercontinental.

Seriously though it's pretty frightening, WTF has happened to the youth? Dam* MTV.

You know what chicks like... guys with jobs so keep your head on leave the p0rn for the grown ups and get your school work done. High school is a joke and no one remembers it five years later.

[naladude911]

Guys im working on it................. i just havent had the chance to talk to any girls yet, and it will be a lot easier once i have my license so your parents dont have to drive you to dates

[dasoupdude]

Jesus Christ nala, you really are a waterhead..

Here. Maybe I can shock some sense into that head noggin of yours

http://www.tekzoned.com/sayit/index.html

[Dire91]

You cant even drive yet and you are attempting to pick up hussies on the internets. One more in a long list of reasons why I will never go to NY. Bunch of savages in that town.

That's not always true, have you ever even been to New York?

[SteveTheTech]

I have been there on several unfortunate occasions and the only place that is worse that it is New Jersey. Here's my proof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uABE_Iu8uFA

This is what everyone else thinks NY and NJers are.

This is just the best video I have seen in a while http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...lated

[Dittoz7]

your hid pics? Wait till Nov 7 when I can drive by myself, and when I do a photoshoot with Dire91

No0d3Zs?

[Murdered_T]

Nala, seriously, you are outta this world, I wish, just WISh I could know what you were thinking for one day, man, please please do not stop posting you make me laugh sooo much.

[dasoupdude]

Nala, seriously, you are outta this world, I wish, just WISh I could know what you were thinking for one day, man, please please do not stop posting you make me laugh sooo much.

preach homie, even the most common normal sentences he makes causes me to chuckle. Gawwwsh lol

[IanS]

That's not always true, have you ever even been to New York?

More than once actually. Some of the people are good like everywhere else, but there is this whole group of douchebags (maybe from NJ) that are just gheying it up for the rest of you.

[fourLUG_hero]

More than once actually. Some of the people are good like everywhere else, but there is this whole group of douchebags (maybe from NJ) that are just gheying it up for the rest of you.

Yeah, f*** you. Oh noes, middle america doesn't like New Jersey !!

[naladude911]

sigh

[IanS]

sigh

Wait

Wait

Is it possible that you just realized your own stupidity?

[drksolest]

[Hijacker]

Wait

Wait

Is it possible that you just realized your own stupidity?

I think he thinks we're all the stupid ones[/whisper]

[urcaptnspeaking]

Ive posted this twice today. What is Nico comin to.

[spddemon]

Your gonna need alota socks cuz the virtual girls arn't gonna catch it for you, or your moms gonna wonder why the computer screen looks funny.

[dasoupdude]

Your gonna need alota socks cuz the virtual girls arn't gonna catch it for you, or your moms gonna wonder why the computer screen looks funny.

"sweetie, have you been sneezing all over the keyboard again"

[Dire91]

lol

[ADDirishboy]

"sweetie, have you been sneezing all over the keyboard again"

"Ughhh, Yea mom! *coughcocksneezingcough*

[Red coupe]

Dunno why, but I remembered this thread today.

Is it old enough for Nala to be able to look back and see how stupid he was? (well... is...)

Weird that kids these days are likely to have all their random childhood idiocies documented and stored...

Either way, funny thread.

[rc1honda]

Is this the heralded origin of the Nala advice threads? I never seen this one. The kid can't even watch p0rn right LMFAO. You can't make this stuff up.

No wonder he hasn't gotten laid he wouldn't know what to do with his hard on if there isn't someone there coaching him. It makes me wonder of the all the little things that have happened in his life to create the being know as Nala.
I mean he comes from a wealthy family in what seems to be a well to do neighborhood. His parents seem to be a caring couple who work to give there son the best, nice cars, good schools. What unfortunate circumstances occurred to leave him utterly clueless?

[Bubba1]

Is this the heralded origin of the Nala advice threads? I never seen this one. The kid can't even watch p0rn right LMFAO. You can't make this stuff up.

No wonder he hasn't gotten laid he wouldn't know what to do with his hard on if there isn't someone there coaching him. It makes me wonder of the all the little things that have happened in his life to create the being know as Nala.
I mean he comes from a wealthy family in what seems to be a well to do neighborhood. His parents seem to be a caring couple who work to give there son the best, nice cars, good schools. What unfortunate circumstances occurred to leave him utterly clueless?

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interesting how at age 16 he was a such a creepy naiive sex obsessed fail prone virgin. and now a couple years later he's....well... a creepy naiive sex obsessed failprone virgin.

I'll never forget the first time I met Nala, but I'll keep trying.

[Dittoz7]

[quote="Dittoz7"][/quote]


Epic

[krash]

Holy s***, I didn't know Nala was this retarded.

[Rev_D21]

1 step forward and 1500 steps back. There is prophecy in this thread and the more I read in this thread the more it feels like Groundhogs Day in NICO land.

Nala, making NICO dumber since 2008.

[alms24sebring]

I'll never forget the first time I met Nala, but I'll keep trying.

Man, this never gets old.

[AppleBonker]

There is at least a nala out there that gets some action: