Nala's rant

[ADDirishboy]

See, the woman's response is all you need to hear Nala. Do you want to be confined to a life in the kitchen? Do you wanna be a whiny little b**** who gets butthurt over what people say on the oh so serious internetz? No? Then do the opposite of what she is saying. /thread

[Silvia-Tom]

Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work.

Yea don't f*** him up too bad though.God you are such a chicken it's not even funny. Where does all this self confidence come from? You keep failing at everything you start and yet you wanna fight some kid in High School. Please don't hurt yourself.

[Urabus GodofTraction]

I still cant believe he said "luckily I had instant detailer"

Which is Nala code for dish soap, fyi...

what a punk @$$.

anyone so much as puts a fingerprint/leans on my car in the parking lot gets yelled at if I see them lol.

If someone spit on my car and I knew it was them 100%....dude.

Yeah! I hate when people get their fingerprints all over my economy car, too!

[Bubba1]

[QUOTE=naladude911]he came up to me in gym class and said he was sorry and attended it to be a joke. I said fine, but I am still ticked off.

You're such a baby to get so worked up over something so trivial. Plus the boy apologizes to you and you're still angry? Add loser to your title.

You should change your license plate.

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[Bubba1]

computer problem. sorry

[93coupe]

Yeah! I hate when people get their fingerprints all over my economy car, too!

[Bubba1]

I am going to poop in your back seat.

Well, I suppose if Nala decides to come to Carlisle, he should consider bringing a gallon of that instant detailer stuff....

[R.]

Seriously dude someone spit on your car and you're flipping out?

I can't imagine what you would have done to the birds that left 6 piles of shat on my car today during class.

[ADDirishboy]

Well, I suppose if Nala decides to come to Carlisle, he should consider bringing a gallon of that instant detailer stuff....

Wouldn't be the first time I've peed on a car whilst drunk....

[Ozzie]

Im sitting in the cafeteria with friends and some kid in my grade goes up to me and is like "there is a present on your car" Thinking that it may have to do with prom im like thanks for telling me I hope it's good. He snickers.

I go to my car and find out that it's been spat on. Who the f*** does that? I had just detailed the car to which makes me even more mad, thankfully I had my instant detailer. This kid and I never have had hatred towards one another and I've actually had him over. Im ready to deck his a** if he says something to me. But at out school, even if he hits you first and you react with self-defense, you get suspended.

[MellowZ32]

I just want to be in the second page!

[AZ89two4Tsx]

I am convinced that Nala is a fictional character developed by Nico to make gen. chat more exciting and give us something to make fun of.

But really, is this serious? I can't decide what's more pitiful:

- Hiding by a computer DURING SCHOOL to post this.

- Instead of doing something about it, you post on Nico.

- You keep instant detailer in your car.

- One little joke on you "inspires" you to take 5 years of MMA.

Yeah, it's definitely got to be the part where your house party fails. Oh wait.......

[naladude911]

my car gets dirty, i like to keep it clean so I use mothers instant detailer and shamwow

[Dano]

You didn't answer my last question. I think you have a crush.

[bmike818]

If I was you, i would park my car some where else.

...and then have fun.

1. Pour urine in his AC vents2. Put some slimy stuff (vasoline, grease) under his door handles, so when he grabs it, he will have that WTF moment.3. If he parks on the street. paint the curb red!

...nobody messes with my car.

[PapaSmurf2k3]

If I was you, i would park my car some where else.

...and then have fun.

1. Pour urine in his AC vents2. Put some slimy stuff (vasoline, grease) under his door handles, so when he grabs it, he will have that WTF moment.3. If he parks on the street. paint the curb red!

...nobody messes with my car.

+1I would definitely escalate the situation. Then again, I'm a bitter and angry person. I might not eff with his car though, only cos that's guy code... then again he broke guy code when he effed with yours.

Clearly the solution to all your problems is to sleep with his sister.

[Watermelonwarrior]

If I was you, i would park my car some where else.

...and then have fun.

1. Pour urine in his AC vents2. Put some slimy stuff (vasoline, grease) under his door handles, so when he grabs it, he will have that WTF moment.3. If he parks on the street. paint the curb red!

...nobody messes with my car.

Im gonna have to agree. But surprise is key. Wait till he least suspects it then... Pow, right in the kisser...

[sldewyz]

Clearly the solution to all your problems is to sleep with his sister.

this is nala...hell creep her out then the kid will do more to him and hell sit around again and do nothing and get no

[dusred]

I want a Nexus One. What part of your truck would you like me to spit on?

I like how Karate is "self-defense and MMA" these days. It's dancing with fists compared to some of the s*** out there.

Dear God, Please pull the tumble weed out of Charlieo's a**. Amen.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

Karate is more of an activity than a sport imo. I mean, I'm sure it does help with self defense, but......yeah.......

Still....this thread fails as usual.

[Ar878]

Still....this thread fails as usual.

did anyone really expect any better?

[danield319]

Im gonna put 5 years of selfdefense and MMA training to work.

[dre1507]

I actually want to see Nala in a fight now. If someone messes with your car, you get 30 mins to retaliate. if you don't within that time frame, it's pointless to do anything after. Nala you've missed your chance. you even allowed him to come and apologize. Stop being pissed now, since it's just useless anger because you're not gonna do anything.

[Jesda]

I had someone walk on my car once, and someone else pushed in my grill and broke it. This is why teenagers should drive old Sentras like I did.

I would forget it and move on.

[93coupe]

Move on. It was only spit and it is too late now. If it makes you feel any better, John watched someone cut his tire and he did nothing but yell for me.

[AZ89two4Tsx]

This kid and I never have had hatred towards one another and I've actually had him over.

Doesn't that tell you something about your parties?

[krimsonviper]

John watched someone cut his tire and he did nothing but yell for me.

[93coupe]

It's true. I was dead asleep and just heard "Ryan! Do you want to f*** someone up?!"

I know one thing: If someone is slashing my tires, I am not yelling or saying a word. I am whooping a**.

[fiznowler]

Nala you suck.

[Red coupe]

Nala reminds me of the kid on southpark who had 0 facebook friends.

Little hint, the guy who spits on your car because its funny probably isn't your friend.