Nala's rant

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PapaSmurf2k3 wrote:
bmike818 wrote:If I was you, i would park my car some where else.

...and then have fun.

1. Pour urine in his AC vents2. Put some slimy stuff (vasoline, grease) under his door handles, so when he grabs it, he will have that WTF moment.3. If he parks on the street. paint the curb red!

...nobody messes with my car.
+1I would definitely escalate the situation. Then again, I'm a bitter and angry person. I might not eff with his car though, only cos that's guy code... then again he broke guy code when he effed with yours.

Clearly the solution to all your problems is to sleep with his sister.
Unfortunately this is Nala. He's petrified to speak with girls, much less convince one to actually sleep with him. He'd have better luck trying to seduce the kid's brother.

I'd skip the retribution, 1. the kid already apologized. 2, by retaliating, especially doing actual damage to their property, your vehicle now risks real damage because they'll want to retailiate right back. If you're that obsessed with your mom's SUV, you better keep it locked in your parent's garage before you do something stupid like retaliating .And being you, doing something stupid seems inevitable.

The real answer is to STFU and ignore it. Don't let them know the teasing gets to you. Accept the kid's apology and stop whining. The more you whine, the more you fail, and you already have a strong reputation for being a FAILbot.


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In for LULZ

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Go away and make your own fail thread!

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Dano wrote:Go away and make your own fail thread!
:lol:

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Ugh, I leave for a week or two and I miss out on stuff like this? :(


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