My roommate is wicked retarded

[vicki]

Last night, I left my toothbrush and toothpaste at my friend Jim's place and I didn't feel like walking all the way over there to get it. I had an extra toothbrush. I asked my roommate if I could have some of her toothpaste and she's hesitates for a second and responds, "Oh, actually, I am all out." So I'm like uh ok. Five seconds later, she is all g@y and goes... "Damn I knew I should have bought more this weekend."

This morning, I am in bathroom and she walks in looking shady and guess what's in her hand? A tube of toothpaste.

I'm glad I'm never in my room. She's such a terrible person.

[w1ngzer0]

wow..... someone more evil then vicki :o

[BadMojo]

Nuke her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[base9se]

wee-tadded indeed

[Axel Grungy]

Nuke her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

LMFAO nice aliens quote

[Altiman94]

do you live in college dorms or what? What's the deal with the toothpaste honestly. I agree, she's a tard.

[vicki]

Yeah my school is mainly dorms. There's very little off campus housing and it's more of a hassle than it's worth.

[574-240sx]

My sisters room mate goes days without taking a shower or performing general hygiene. She just moved in with a friend down the hall a few weeks ago, she also use to steal her food. Just remember it could always be worse.

[Altiman94]

everything can always be worse. Sounds like a pretty nasty roommate there.

[yelnatsch517]

My sisters room mate goes days without taking a shower or performing general hygiene. She just moved in with a friend down the hall a few weeks ago, she also use to steal her food. Just remember it could always be worse.

That is just gross. I'm imagining a fat pig of a women rotting her life away.

[Q-less]

Just grab her toothpaste a few days later and take the cap off, lay it beside the tube....that should freak her out. She'll go buy another tube and you can have hers!!

[w1ngzer0]

That is just gross. I'm imagining a fat pig of a women rotting her life away.

LOL splash some soapy water on her and she will melt away the pounds

[Wraith]

Just get you a dental seringe and replace the toothpaste with roid creme or something along the lines

[Cyberkreig]

Melted chocolate on her toothbrush or the end of the toothpaste tube.

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[fiznat]

do you borrow stuff from her alot? maybe she thinks you're irresponsible and she wants to "teach you a lesson!"

[gabossie]

lol... toothpaste. I remember that stuff, my mom used to make me brush my teeth when I lived at home. Now that I'm on my own I don't bother with it anymore

[vicki]

do you borrow stuff from her alot? maybe she thinks you're irresponsible and she wants to "teach you a lesson!"

I've never asked her for a single thing.

Greggie - I hope you're kidding.

[gabossie]

[JDMaholic]

well your gonna have to teach her a lesson, the only thing you can do is to take a bunch of nude pictures of her and any of her hot friends and post them all over NICO , or send them to me

[Bubba1]

Or if you have a stubborn cleaning job, like mud/dirt in the treads of your shoes, your roomate's toothbrush is makes a wonderful tool. And the best part is it requires no cleanup afterward.

[VashFC]

I agree, a lesson is in order, but rather than nude-pic blackmailing, or pooping on her toothbrush or whatever... Just tell her she's a stingy *****. People avoid being direct like it's the plague. If everyone had some (metaphorical) balls and just said what needed to be said, we could whip dumbasses like your roomate into shape.

- Chris

[drifter_for_life06]

i got a few ideas up my sleeve but im not sure i should be posting them...

[themadscientist]

the true measure of tard-dom, I bet she would loan you her toothbrush but not the toothpaste. Freaks in the dorm, run for your lives!My roomate didn`t even blink that time when I banned 90-degree angles in our room.

[Drift Machine]

I didn't know anyone still used the word wicked. What is this 1983?

[vicki]

Um plenty of people do. Perhaps not in Ireland. *shrugs

[creophus]

My sisters room mate goes days without taking a shower or performing general hygiene. She just moved in with a friend down the hall a few weeks ago, she also use to steal her food. Just remember it could always be worse.

I'll bet she's from France isn't she? I knew a girl in the dorm when I was in college, she was cute blonde...but when she walked by.... B.O.

And as far as the toothpaste Vicki...she shouldn't have lied, but she doesn't owe you any of her stuff. I'm very stingy too, but I don't mind telling people no!

[themadscientist]

I still use wicked, and on special occasions wicked-awesome. When`s the last time someone heard BOSS in a sentence?

[vicki]

And as far as the toothpaste Vicki...she shouldn't have lied, but she doesn't owe you any of her stuff. I'm very stingy too, but I don't mind telling people no!

Eh, that's why I was pissed. It's the principle. I personally don't care if you don't want to share with me. Like I've said before, I'm a really independent person and I almost never ask for anything of others. But she could have just been like no, I get sketched out by other people sharing hygeine products with me and I would have understood. Instead she choose to lie and coat it with a lame excuse "oh, I knew I should have bought more this weekend." That added to the annoyance.

[180crafter]

Look....

Put some itching pwder on her deodorant. Works wonders.

I had a roomate who would ask to use my DO. When I said no he would use it after I left the house, and leave his little hairs in it. At least u dont have to deal with that.

[gabossie]

I still use wicked, and on special occasions wicked-awesome. When`s the last time someone heard BOSS in a sentence?

Every Day, but that may just be a result of my surname Wicked is still used ALOT on the east coast. I use it occasionally, but people always look at me like I'm a retard