My roommate is wicked retarded

[Altiman94]

show her this thread

[gniknave]

Last night, I left my toothbrush and toothpaste at my friend Jim's place and I didn't feel like walking all the way over there to get it. I had an extra toothbrush. I asked my roommate if I could have some of her toothpaste and she's hesitates for a second and responds, "Oh, actually, I am all out." So I'm like uh ok. Five seconds later, she is all g@y and goes... "Damn I knew I should have bought more this weekend."

This morning, I am in bathroom and she walks in looking shady and guess what's in her hand? A tube of toothpaste. I'm glad I'm never in my room. She's such a terrible person.

[The Mic]

Um plenty of people do. Perhaps not in Ireland. *shrugs

I don't, that means it's out-dated you cave dweller =P