My cat is evil!

[MinisterofDOOM]

I normally don't like cats much, but my parents next door neighbor has one that is very young--only a couple months old, and it's the best pet I've ever kind-of-vicariously-had. The neighbors are very nearly never home. They have asked my younger brother (he's 6 years old) to take care of the cat for them. So the cat lives at my parents' house pretty much. It sleeps in the garage during the summer, it's got a cat bed and such...and it loves to hide behind the front left tire of the Maxima...He never pooped on the Maxima (oohhhhh...that'd be a dead cat, regardless of kick-***-ness) but it did poop on the carpet. That was fun to clean. I'll be sitting on the couch in the living room and hear a clicking on the sliding door next to the couch. Pull back the curtain, and there's the cat (Gigi, pronounced jee-jee--what a STUPID name!) at head level hanging from the screen door. This cat's purrs would put ricer civics to shame.

[JustinStrife]

My 17 year old orange tabby is the same way purring wise. But his sounds more like a Diesel motor...