My cat is evil!

Post by **gniknave** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 10:37 am

You see, my cat stays in my garage. I've had problems with him before skipping the bed I spent $100 on for him for a nap on my 90 Q45 and shedding fur all over it. Even though I also have a 99 I30 in my garage, I can deal with the fact he sleeps on the Q (my most prized possesion). Besides, maybe he likes it. But check this out.

Yesterday I cleaned out his litterbox and put the same type of kitty litter as always inside. Later on I accidentally put a box in the way of his litter box that SLIGHTLY blocked his entrance into it. So I guess he had to use it real bad or something and was pissed off that he had to squeeze in. So what does he do? He walks PAST the I30 Limited, and climbs on top of my Q45 and drops TWO logs right on top of the sunroof!

Notice how the litterbox is behind the I30. Notice how much space there is between the I30 and the Q45. Notice...damn nevermind.

This was a premedtated attack on my most prized possesion! This means war kitty!!!

Post by **silkk** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:12 am

Hahah!

Post by **SDRonEbay** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:08 pm

Oh my God....I almost laughed myself into a seizure.

Post by **PalmerWMD** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:36 pm

Haha,

Fred..

PS: Why in the garage? Cats love to be with their humans in the house? MAybe then he wouldnt put a turd on the car

Post by **StrangeLove** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 4:27 pm

Post by **gabossie** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:05 pm

Kind of mean to keep him in the garage though.

Post by **SeVa-S13** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:23 pm

Really, I'd s*** on your car too if you locked me in the garage.

Post by **elwesso** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:46 pm

Goddamm, if a cat pooped on my Q, it might be kitty football time... And Id be the field goal kicker!

Post by **gniknave** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 5:53 pm

PalmerWMD wrote:PS: Why in the garage? Cats love to be with their humans in the house? MAybe then he wouldnt put a turd on the car

I used to keep him in the house and even had a door where he could come in and out anytime he wanted. He would ALWAYS stay in the garage, would sleep there and loved to run outside anytime he could from the garage door. I guess he doesn't like the wood floors in our house or something, so he is always outside. I honestly think he just likes being around cars. Whenever I'm working on or washing my cars, he's always there circling me and the car. If I'm out there for any other reason, somewhere else partying or pounding some helpless cat or something.

Post by **Jesda** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 6:08 pm

OMFG!!!!!!!!! That post made my day.

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:22 pm

haha your cat sucks... i would crap on his toys to show him who the boss is..

Post by **gniknave** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:50 pm

My Q is his favorite toy, and it's already had a crappy day

Post by **jdmfreak** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:54 pm

LMAO! That Darn Cat

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:54 pm

haha that sucks man. dont crap on the Q though.... but maybe piss in his waterbowl?

Post by **VashFC** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 7:58 pm

I'd take a 5hit in his litterbox.

- Chris

Post by **GoinBoostYey** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:00 pm

WOW lol, I almost fell out of my chair I was laughting so hard.

Post by **JustinStrife** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:22 pm

gniknave wrote: My Q is his favorite toy, and it's already had a crappy day

OMG I'm still laughing... Fortunetly my cats don't play dirty with my toys.

Post by **jdmfreak** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 8:54 pm

Fortunately I dont have cats.

Post by **Florida240sx** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 9:36 pm

About 2 weeks after I got my rims my dog started to pee on my rim.By some chance I happened to have a firecracker and lighter only 2ft away. End result: Dog wouldn't piss for 2 weeks and he's afraid of my rims forever.

Post by **ultimatuc** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:00 am

that is ****ing comedy.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:36 am

dead kitty...

I went outside and found a cat asleep in my car a while back...

I forgot to close my sunroof.

Post by **base9se** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:15 am

Log....

Post by **maxhopper** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:35 am

Too funny!!!!I would torment that cat for the rest of it's short life.

Post by **JustinStrife** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:32 am

That's what you get 1der for letting a cat use your car as a bed.

Post by **Mr1der** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:33 am

yeah, good think it has crappy interior...

I'd probably have just killed the cat, even though it'd really be me to blame...but that's ok! scapegoat slaughter! wooo!!!

Post by **JESTER** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 8:40 am

I can feel your pain. I love my cat, and see loves to sleep on my truck or car. But i am going to work one night and notice something on my hood. I am trying to figure out what is on my hood as i go under the street lights.

Take a guess...... Cat turd, NO. She barfed on my hood. I am in the parking lot at work trying to scrape off the dried barf and cussing loudly. Darn cat!

Website · Post by **creophus** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 9:05 am

I hate cats. I'm convinced they hate their owners. This only proves it further. Would a dog ever do that?

Post by **JustinStrife** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:44 pm

No the dog will just piss on your tires and wheels like a master loving creature that it is

I have 3 cats and none of them have done anything like that to my possessions(one cat I've had almost 17 years)

Post by **gniknave** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 6:50 pm

Well my cat's been here before

Post by **ultimatuc** » Mon Nov 01, 2004 10:00 pm

my friend once asked me to house sit for him when he went out of town. I went over, fed the cats, checked everything out...... then when I was leaving, I went around and closed all of the doors in the house. well. I closed the closet door where the cats food and **** box was..........I did leave his bedroom door open though. guess what happened?

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