most hilarious car?

Post by **randybunctious** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

what is the funniest make of a car you've seen with a sticker that said "racing" or japanese stickers etc. i've seen an oldsmobile alero with carbonfibr hood, 17's, huge aluminum spoiler, graphics,etc. also a toyota tercel painted flip flop with lowrider gold spoke rims with toyota racing stickers all over it. you laugh at these people and may even feel bad for them.

Post by **Exar-Kun** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

actually, this just happened yesterday night. I was at my school and I see this red lowered civic. it had the lancer "EVO" style body kit, a carbonfiber hood, big spoiler(adjustable!), the works, even some Cobra(the brand) wanna-be racing seats, and some konig 18" wheels.

overall, when I first looked at it, I was like "hey, even though its probably not fast, it still looks like the body work and stuff was done very well(quality wise), and it doesnt look really crappy...HEY!"

then I saw it. I saw a 'intercooler' in the fron of it with "HKS" painted on it. so Im like "cool!" and I walk over...

I dont see end tanks. like, they just werent there, more so, HKS was painted in plain block letters(NOT their siganture style you see on stickers) and I didnt see any piping goin INTO the 'intercooler'(looked around through the front air dam, which had a ****laod of that steel mesh ****)....

then it hit me. this c*** has put a FAKE INTERCOOLER in his car. I literally laughed out lout in the parking lot. some kid came over and was like "what?""dude, check out this car""WHOA hes got an HKS intercooler! why are you laughing""because its fake."

I stilll see this kid driving around my school and I want to race him soooooooo bad now, its not even funneh.kid also has a fire extinguisher and "kill switch" in his car. hah.-chet

Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

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Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

OH YEAH CAVILERS WTF!!! theres some jerk off that drives a blue caviler with the bomex BK it's lowered has white rims muffler, fake a$$ intercooler i seen it today and he only had the one pipe...he alomst hit my boy on the way to school...my boy was on his to school in his RSX he had intake, exhaust and a wing so any how the fag in the caviler decided to get up his *** the speed limit was 35 and my boy was doing like 40 and HE WAS UP HIS A$$ and then the kid just goes the emergency lane cut him off puts his hazards on and then makes a left...then i seen him and he tried it with me so i just smoked his a$$...two lane road 50mph i just took off and smoked with a bad clutch, dieing engine half way bald tires and died shocks and springs...it's funny know to think about it if i raced him (new engine new clutch and new tires) now ill destroy him by like 8 cars :evilhaha hmhmhmhahaha :evilhaha

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

I saw a Yugo a few weeks ago. I heard it coffee canning up behind me first and thought it was a Honda. When I looked in the rear-view I saw this thing pulling up and didn't know what it was. I let him get up beside me and saw that it had bumpers and skirts. Not to mention a HUGE tail pipe. It was funny at first, then I started thinking about it. This guy must have done a Buttload of work, just to find parts for this thing. And where in the hell would you get a bodykit for a Yugo? So I kinda had to hand it to him for finding the stuff and having the brass balls to actually drive this thing around.

Post by **Dano** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

SilviaLuvr wrote:NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONSNEONS NEONS NEONS I CAN'T STRESS IT ENOUGH

:Werd

-Dan

Post by **specialkonrd** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

dudei saw a yugo for the first time in my LIFE a week ago3 of em in one yard

i felt as if me and a buddy could lift that thing clear off the ground

Post by **SilviaLuvr** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

whats a yugo haven't heard of those on the east

Post by **RYNO_s13** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

You AND a buddy? I hope you could do it yourself.

Post by **InstantRice** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

i have seen 2 horrors in my life. A Gtr El camino and a sir geo prizm. The el camino also has a sticker that said always forward but never straight.

Post by **Tino** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

I've seen my ultimate favorite redneck car a 88 monte carlo ss, (what do you think looks better hatch or not i know they are ex rare but im rambling now) all gayed out like stickers wing and custom clear crap. I wanted to steal his car and brutally murder that dumg fag god i wanna fuikxcin kick his *** and hand itrtohismothrmohejkdnbkjdbnkdjd AH!

Post by **InstantRice** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

everyone bashes mexicans, i would stick up for them but alas i cant. expecially after what turbo h c s15(name long enough?) said

Post by **TrueSlide** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

SilviaLuvr wrote:whats a yugo haven't heard of those on the east

Its the steve urikel car

Post by **InstantRice** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

oh god, how do you remember that show that well.

Post by **skydragoness** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Cavaliers are amusing, any j-body is amusing to me. Although supposedly they have turbos available through RKSport and a Supercharger from GM, i still find them laughable--along with Neons. (don't get me started about SCC's decision about choosing the sr4-t as scc of the year, bwah! poppycock! it's still a fwd-understeering-torque-steering piece of junk with no lsd!I don't care how much power it has!:D)

They will always be primitive commuter cars in my eyes. Instead of trying to emulate import cars, why can't they find their own image/style?

Post by **Nebraska240sx** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

how about a 91 beretta, with a body kit, that does not even touch the body, poorly put on along with wing, and a popcan exahust. I beat him with my parents van(93 chevy astro 4wd 4.3l V6)mmmmmmmmmm how much of a sports car is he?

Post by **Megaseth** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Theres a Kia Spectra where i live. body kit, cheap muffler, rims, big @$$ wing that kinda looks like carbon fiber, and stickers. this guy is sooooo dumb. the car looks kinda ok....FOR ME TOO POOP ON!!! i hate the car, i want to slowly rape it. i cant wait till i pull up to him at a stop light and smoke his @$$. oh and skydragon, what is that red car. i've been trying to figure it out for ever.

Post by **MAXIMUS Nismo** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

the the above post about NEONS NEONS NEONS......

do you know about his car here? It will be released next year.....NEONS NEONS NEONS

Post by **randybunctious** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

a hate a f****** neon too. even though that new one is supposed to be really fast, it is still a piece of ****! thats the same as releasing a ford zx2 turbocharged. that zx2 was a big mistake!

Post by **milo** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

*shrug*I like neons myself, my friend has some set up on his car.

Anyway, one of the funniest things i've ever seen wasn't a sports car... it was a black explorer... tint... chrome rims.. etc. You know those decals that run on top the windshield? it had one.. it said "BADDEST"... and on the drivers side window it had "Ms. Keisha"

Obviously she was black (not saying this in a racist way), but thats sort of the style.

That and some goofy car with a wing... just like a stock Supra spoiler... but it was about 1-2 feet higher.. WAY above the roof of the car :|

Post by **speedsta2003** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

SRT-4 Neons Rule: Fast as 350Z for way less. Only downside, Sticker that says "Neon" But youve got the front spoiler of the Viper.

Post by **wingzero** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Dear God, I'm not even going to comment on that one. Man don't you ever get tired of saying stuff like that?

As for the funniest car, my civic has a sticker above my safety inspection sticker, which looks like a road sign and say " Warning: Pimp zone only. All violaters will be bytch slapped" with a picture of a little pimp there. I don't fancy myself as a pimp, I just thought it was funny. Stupidest car I've seen was like a 93 saturn with one of those combat GTR wings (nothing else), I overheard the owner talking to his friend about his car at my store when I was coming into work, said he said it was a sleeper and his friend said to add a black widow body kit to make it even more of a sleeper. I couldn't contain myslef, even though he was my customer, I just couldn't, I went in the back and laughed till I couldn't breathe.

Post by **InstantRice** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

... I wanna get like a 1990 civic. Then i would cut out cardboard circles, write the word dubz on them and stick them to my wheels.

Post by **bp2ooo** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

What about the 2000 special edition mustang GTR in mischef 3000. That movie was bad *** first of all, an illegal race from new york to cali, with 150 exotics. But they went to a car show, and they see a 6 cylinder mustang with a Gtr badge on the back. So they ask the owner what the gtr means, and he says special editions in 2000. Then they ask him if its turbo, and he says yea, and has nitrous. Then they ask him if its rotary, and he says yea, it runs 11's. Then there like oh, you upgraded pistons... Hes like yea, everythings done, and i just got new headers. Sorry it was hilarious, buy the movie. 90 mins long, has a red 240 street racing demolishing everything it races, even a skyline. A ferrari pulling away from a m3 doing 170mph. Was very cool.

Post by **TrueSlide** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Neons are **** and will always be ****. I mean come on look at this:

Anything wrong with that picture

What type of redneck gets his jollys off racing/owning a neon??

Post by **MAXIMUS Nismo** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

quit bit.chingon the neon guys. sub $20K, 220 something hp to front wheels, and 240 somethign thq to wheels. No matter what the other neons were before, this one is alot of car for that money. FMIC, and turbo under factory warranty? Where else can you pay that money for that kinda performance.

The only part of the car i have a problem with is the FWD and the interior. The inside screams cheap plastic. If this car was RWD, we 240 luvers would be screaming bloody murder.

Those of you who are performance minded will respect this car for what it is and what it will do the the Sport Compact Market. the car puts down more hp and trq that dodge claims to have a thte crank. When have you ever heard that happening?

Dont get me wrong, I wotn give up on my 240 persuit to get this car but i wont be racign one till I have a SR20DET and soem more mods in an S14. But, I'd ditch my Civic in a heartbeat for the SRT-4.

Here ends my 2 cents.......

Post by **Exar-Kun** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

its not to the wheels, dude. fwhp from motortrends numbers mean FLY WHEEL, not front wheel. they probably put down something like 190hp to the ground. and they still suck.-chet

Post by **speedsta2003** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

How can you say the SRT-4 sucks? Beat the s*** out of your 240. Runs 5.6sec 0-60mph, 1/4 mile in 14 seconds. In car and driver it has the SRT-4 beating the 350Z in time categories. Lets see stock 240 7.5sec 0-60mph.

Post by **driftaholic** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Exar-Kun wrote:its not to the wheels, dude. fwhp from motortrends numbers mean FLY WHEEL, not front wheel. they probably put down something like 190hp to the ground. and they still suck.

the article says: "...the angry little SRT-4 hit 60 in 5.8 seconds and put 223 hp and 250 lb-ft of torque to its front wheels..."

there it is, explicitly, the front wheels.

Post by **vfootball28** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 10:48 pm

Some of you guys need to kick back on bagging on Cavaliers. My friend has one and it is quick as all hell. I dont agree with his choice but he is being different. It is a lot better than him getting just another Honda. Is it. And about the Neons....... the old one were f***** slow ...... we all know that. Well..... the new SRT-4 is not like the old ones. They are fast and would be one of the only FWD cars i would get. The only thing bad about it is it is still a domestic car....

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