most hilarious car?

[574-240sx]

The funnies car I have ever seen is a 1996 or so white lincoln towncar. Let me describe it. When you think of towncars you think of old people. The wing on this car was taller than the passenger compartment. The headlights a sparypainted blue stained glass beacause he could afford blue bulbs. Stock rims on the back and two black dounts on the front. Dual exhaust coming out the sides with 4 inch chrome tips. Blown rear air shocks and front was stock height. Stickers all over the car and blue tint one the windows. There are those stobe lights in the headlights and in the car. It also has a bra on it. This car runs around the local cruising strip. Its funny looking, it almost looks like its going to take off and fly.

[Jusepi97sx]

Its the steve urikel car

is that what that was... i though that was some english car or something like that...

i've seen a couple of yugos in my life time tho.. THEY"RE GREAT! :puke

[sxse]

Ok... I hope the argument is not about weather or not the car has power because you are a fool if you dont realize that the SRT-4 has power. But Seriousely, it's so ugly, Someone said that is has a viper front end. Vipers are the are the most visually disgusting "supercars" ever designed. Yes I would take a SRT-4 But would sell it promptly and get a car that has parformance AND looks and one that is ultimatly more fun to drive...

[wingzero]

I wouldn't argue that it has power, if anything I commend dodge for putting another turbo on the market, even though the car's still ugly as hell, but its definetly not in the same class as the 350z as Speedsta2003 said, sorry thats just plain stupid, like everything else he says.

[UncleBen]

look, the SRT4 neons might be fast, but its a neon. ok? get it? a NEON. remember when chrysler tried to turbo the K-cars? what happened to them? they all were pieces o' s***. they have no idea what they are doing when turboing a car. its fast. but its not gonna be fast when its in the shop because a rod shot through the hood. dodge's aren't known for their reliabilty at all. their trucks especially. i know this isn't a truck, but its still a dodge. i would choose my 240 anyday over an srt4, just because i know i can count on my car getting me where i need to go. it might not get me there as fast, but i'll be getting there looking better, having more fun because i would have RWD, and would have the sweet thought in my head of "sr20 sr20 sr20 sr20"......

[UncleBen]

Ok... I hope the argument is not about weather or not the car has power because you are a fool if you dont realize that the SRT-4 has power. But Seriousely, it's so ugly, Someone said that is has a viper front end. Vipers are the are the most visually disgusting "supercars" ever designed. Yes I would take a SRT-4 But would sell it promptly and get a car that has parformance AND looks and one that is ultimatly more fun to drive...

:Werd :Werd :Werd preach on my brotha

[slw240sx]

guys i think this post should be made a historical document . Tino finnally posted more then one useless sentence, he posted two alsmost on target sentences, this day should go down in Nico history!!!!

[silvsx]

I've done some work on neons, and i know for a fact that they are quick to blow head gaskets (turbo or not), and on top of that i heard from a friend that they kept the same transmission (which is ****)

[Megaseth]

A friend of mine has a turbo K car. her doesnt race, just bought it cause he needed a car. something broke on it, well a lot of things, and he had to find parts. he went to a junk yard and found only one i think. the car its pretty bad, i dont know how many times its been broken down, but i know its a lot.

AS for new turbo'd cars on the market, the only one i'd think about buying the the new Mazdaspeed Protege. Damn!, the car has power and handling.

[Exar-Kun]

K, did they dyno it or something? chryslters numbers they put out are close to that, so I assume(yes, and made an *** of myself) that those numbers were the "SAE net" hp ratings. my bad.

I dont care if it can outrun some cars, it still sucks. its an opinion. much like the 944 was the ****tiest porshe ever made.

-chet

[orange_guy182]

I saw an old buick century with a huge tail pipe, racing #s and a MAZDASPEED sticker on the back.

[SilviaLuvr]

my fellow 240 owners and who ever may be in this thread...it is called domestic rice.Domestic Rice is a domestic car that does riced out things ranges from putting an alluminum wing on a dodge straus or neon to putting an after market IMPORT muffler on a 2000 mustang...such serious symptoms could also result in domestic reving on your car yelling "ALL IMPORT SUX" over his import muffler to sayin "yeah i have an hks turbo upgrade for my neon with stand alone fuel gauge and a apexi intercooler wit nos fogger system" please if you encounter such a thing don;t pantic just simply role down your window and say in a calm voice "Umm buddy your driving a f^cking domestic with import parts, your worst then our worst ricer, your domestic rice" or "JDM parts are made for JDC think about that your suffering from domestic rice"

[randybunctious]

Amen silvialuvr. .........update........i saw a spraypainted purple crx at a stoplight today in SC , mismatching rims and the driver was sitting on a small bucket instead of a seat. i asked him why he didnt have a seat and he told me he had to pawn his racing seats. he claimed that his car was now faster with out the seats. sad part is, i know this guy!.....and his car sounds like a chainsaw

[AznRide]

actually, this just happened yesterday night. I was at my school and I see this red lowered civic. it had the lancer "EVO" style body kit, a carbonfiber hood, big spoiler(adjustable!), the works, even some Cobra(the brand) wanna-be racing seats, and some konig 18" wheels.

overall, when I first looked at it, I was like "hey, even though its probably not fast, it still looks like the body work and stuff was done very well(quality wise), and it doesnt look really crappy...HEY!"

then I saw it. I saw a 'intercooler' in the fron of it with "HKS" painted on it. so Im like "cool!" and I walk over...

I dont see end tanks. like, they just werent there, more so, HKS was painted in plain block letters(NOT their siganture style you see on stickers) and I didnt see any piping goin INTO the 'intercooler'(looked around through the front air dam, which had a ****laod of that steel mesh ****)....

then it hit me. this c*** has put a FAKE INTERCOOLER in his car. I literally laughed out lout in the parking lot. some kid came over and was like "what?""dude, check out this car""WHOA hes got an HKS intercooler! why are you laughing""because its fake."

I stilll see this kid driving around my school and I want to race him soooooooo bad now, its not even funneh.kid also has a fire extinguisher and "kill switch" in his car. hah.-chet

make sure you check the intercooler piping before racing him. Who knows when you have your turbo...he probably has his also, maybe engine swaps, who knows.

[MaineExport]

bwah! poppycock!

***high-fives Sky**

Sky..... I'm not sure what that means... but I just got a visual of you throwing a temper tantrum.... and man was it ever cute!!!