[quote]The moral of the thread, kids, is that Hillary Duff sucks.[quote/]
True.
and at 22, Id have to say that Elisha Cuthbert is the one for me. JESUS shes hot!
Message to Hillary Duff
I'm 21 now, and engaged (happily), and I go back to pick my brother up at high school and all the 16 year old chicks have their boobs hanging out of their shirts, their asses hanging out of their shorts, and they belly buttons are poking out inbetween. And they are all over me just cause I'm older, apparently (no one was all over me like that in HS). So, the questions I ask are:1) why the hell does it have to be illegal? I thought I had the right to pursue happiness!!! (assuming I was single).2) what the hell happened? dude I was just in high school 4 years ago and chicks did NOT dress like that then. And they weren't total sluts like that either. **** I remember in Eigth grade this one girl's boyfriend fingered her and told us about it and we were all like "damn slut." And my youngest brother was in Seventh grade and one of his friends got a sixth grader pregnant. Thats ****ing nuts!!!!!3) just for the record, statutory rape cutoffs vary from state to state. Don't trust what you have heard (within 2 years, etc) cause 9 times out of 10 its bull****. If you sleep with a girl under 18, and you are over 18, in most states, it doesn't matter if she consented, if you have a signed and notarized note from her mom, if she carried a fake ID that said she was 18.... I've seen the cases and the outcomes. You are gonna go to jail or at least be convicted and handed a suspended sentence. And thats a SEX CRIME. Just so you know that. In some states you will be placed on a sex offender list. You may have trouble finding jobs working around children (schools, preschools, especially). Everytime you apply for a job and they ask about your criminal history you will have a rape charge to explain. There is really only one option. Don't get caught, make them all 1 nighters, and don't tell them your real name. Use a condom.
PS, none of the celeberity chicks mentioned would actually TALK to any of you, much less sleep with you. Sorry guys. Plan some trips to eastern europe. All the girls there are incredibly beautiful, very sexy (and for many, pretty sexually liberated) and they love American guys (green card, american money, etc). There aren't "fat chicks" either. If you walk around an american street and 1 out of every 10 girls is attractive, then walk around in Ukraine and at least 5 or 6 out of every 10 girls there will be more attractive than that one american girl. And unlike the american girls, you hold the trump card in Ukraine. Cause youre an American. For them its getting some strange the first night, and after that they are gonna start thinking about getting to come to america.
PS, none of the celeberity chicks mentioned would actually TALK to any of you, much less sleep with you. Sorry guys. Plan some trips to eastern europe. All the girls there are incredibly beautiful, very sexy (and for many, pretty sexually liberated) and they love American guys (green card, american money, etc). There aren't "fat chicks" either. If you walk around an american street and 1 out of every 10 girls is attractive, then walk around in Ukraine and at least 5 or 6 out of every 10 girls there will be more attractive than that one american girl. And unlike the american girls, you hold the trump card in Ukraine. Cause youre an American. For them its getting some strange the first night, and after that they are gonna start thinking about getting to come to america.
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monica belluci, how could I not mention her? I have pictures of her up on my wall...she is probably one of the most perfect women every created.I was watching passion of the christ, and in the middle of the scene where they are before christ on the cross, you are watching her and thinking "damn she is hot."now thats hotness.She is like the dark haired version of my fiancee.
