* the likelihood of you dying on the field during a high school or college football game: 1 / 59 million
* chance of dying from an asteroid impact: 1 / 200-700,000
* chance of getting struck by lightning: 1 / 1 million
* chance of dying from a lightning strike: 1 / 3 million
* chance of you drowning in your bathtub: 1 / 840,000
* chance of becoming an astronaut: 1 / 12 million
* dying from a wasp, hornet, or bee sting: 1 / 6.1 million
* getting a royal flush: 1 / 649,000
* dying from eating a flesh-eating bacteria: 1/ 1 million
* dying from a shark attack: 1 / 280 million
That being said, I still might go and buy one. You can't win if you don't play, right?

