Mayonnaise or Mustard

[jdmfreak]

Yes.

[ceniack]

you guys forgot the best condiment of all...

ranch.

you can eat it on damn near everything.

[jdmfreak]

Not me. I wont let that ish come anywhere near my mouth.

[C-Kwik]

It really depends on what I'm eating. Burgers, Mayo and ketchup. Sandwiches just get mayo. Hot dogs get all three. I make my potato salad with mayo and mustard. I prefer ketchup for fries, except at McDonalds as I use their Sweet and Sour sauce there. I only use ranch on salads and buffalo wings.

[gabossie]

My burgers ALWAYS have ketchup (preferably in the shape of a happy face) and occasionally have mayo, although it's not essential. Mustard... eh, I can take it or leave it. I used to hate mustard, but I've become more fond of it over the years. If we're talking about hot dogs, you gotta have rellish.

[jdmfreak]

Hot dogs-Ketchup and relish or Spicy onions and sauce

[Mr1der]

motherlovin' hot sauce.

spicy brown mustard rocks too.

[jdmfreak]

Oh yea I forgot to put hot sauce with the ketchup and relish. Sooooo good.

[dr!ft]

For hot dogs, it's just ketchup and mustard for me. Never did like relish. But for chili dogs, mustard only. Mmmm.... them's good eating...

[TrunkMonkey]

I have noticed that alot of the Virginia natives love ketchup, even on stuff it doesn't belong on: eggs, steak, fried chicken....crazy hicks.

i'm not from virginia, but i love ketchup. i put it on everything.

hehe...you should have seen the looks i got last week when dining at a fairly classy restaurant. i removed the ****tail sauce (bleh :puke) that came with the seafood platter i had ordered and asked for a bottle of ketchup. the waitress stood in awe as i proceeded to dump half the bottle on my plate.

-demetrius

[[Zero-S]]

Isn't it great tho?

[jdmfreak]

Sure is.

[dr!ft]

Heinz all the way!

[krazy skwerel]

Wait, if I prefer mine without any of these, does that make me an anarchist?!

Yeah damn the man and all his condiments!

[Mr1der]

uh oh, we better set up some rules for this condiment anarchy!

[dr!ft]

This condiment anarchy needs a theme song too...

[jdmfreak]

Here's what big Jeff's got to say to your damn condiment anarchy.

STFU!

[Oatmealman]

whats wrong with you people,ranch is the best on a hamburger

[krazy skwerel]

BIG JEFF COMING DOWN LIKE A HAMMER! Here to spread his anti anarchistic sandwich spread of intolerance...or something like that.

[jdmfreak]

You know how I do things!

[Nathan]

Mmmm, ranch IS good, I've never had it on a hamburger though. I would like to batter and deep fry an entire hamburger, and then dip it in ranch, THAT would be good

[Oatmealman]

nice that sounds good

[dr!ft]

I've never really liked ranch, as either a condiment or a salad dressing. For me, it was always some vinagarette. But my brother loves ranch. Go figure...

[jdmfreak]

Im down with French for salads.

[TrunkMonkey]

Im down with French for salads.

now that's what i'm talking about. how come restaraunts don't offer french dressing?

-demetrius

[jdmfreak]

IDK! I know Country Buffet(Hometown Buffet where I live) Has it and a few others do as well, but a majority of the salad serving resturants dont serve French. I remember 2 weeks ago, I went to Ruby Tuesdays with my parents and lil bros to get me a Smokehouse Burger w/sauteed onions, bacon and BBQ with a side of union straws(Mmmmmmm). I decided to order me the salad bar. When I had gotten everything I wanted, I went over to the dressings and there was no freakin French! I was so pissed and I didnt feel like eating any of the **** on my salad. Needless to say that they took it off of our bill. Maybe next time Ill be able to have me some damn French. <rant over>

[VimyJ]

I think we're getting a pretty good idea of what the condiment table will look like at the next NICO barbecue.

[cys19]

Hamburger=mustard owns all. All other sandwiches=mayo owns all. I voted mustard b/c you asked about hamburgers.

[cys19]

Oh BTW, try Ranch dressing with fries. mmm MMM!! I'm serious, y'all. I used to do that all the time in high school.

[jdmfreak]

Nah for my subs I like to use Oil/Vinegar or an actual Italian dressing