May 21 Judgement Day LOL

[Encryptshun]

hey, it ALMOST worked in dogma.

It DID work in "Spies Like Us"

/justsayin

[Chaotic_Warlord]

And what happens when we all wake up on the 22nd only to find out that the Zombie Apocalypse has in fact started or that the ginormous asteroid trio that NASA has been watching the last couple of years is a year away from impact with us.

[sbird1]

And what happens when we all wake up on the 22nd only to find out that the Zombie Apocalypse has in fact started or that the ginormous asteroid trio that NASA has been watching the last couple of years is a year away from impact with us.

We can all dream... ah, maybe one day.

[Bubba1]

ya ya I like to think it wont (and most probably will not) happen, but I always ask myself: what if? Even though there is a small chance of the end happening, it's always good to have a backup plan in case it does.

What's the backup plan, your left hand?

[the a3k]

CAN'T WAIT FOR ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nostalgia_]

And what happens when we all wake up on the 22nd only to find out that the Zombie Apocalypse has in fact started or that the ginormous asteroid trio that NASA has been watching the last couple of years is a year away from impact with us.

We run to Bruce Willis' house.

[skydragoness]

ya ya I like to think it wont (and most probably will not) happen, but I always ask myself: what if? Even though there is a small chance of the end happening, it's always good to have a backup plan in case it does.

What's the backup plan, your left hand?

So who's up for the post-rapture looting? (Or party?)
I say if anyone knows someone that's bought into this crazy man's idea then they should throw a bunch of clothes on their front lawn the morning of May 21.

[Pento240sx]

I shall make a shirt or sticker saying "I survived The Apocalypse, May 21st 2011" Or "May 21st 2011 LOL" or something like that. Who is in?

[Encryptshun]

All I can say is that I know the company to work for:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[frapjap]

I find it difficut to believe that out of all those sperm cells you were the fastest one.

+ OMFG!

[Pento240sx]

All I can say is that I know the company to work for:

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

OMG! Who ever takes their pet there are BIG f*** IDIOTS!. Another way to take more money of the weak minded.
OH NOES 3 MORE DAYS TO LIVE

[Jesda]

I'm still living off my Y2K stash.

You'll be sorry when the spaceship arrives and takes the believers to paradise.

[Pento240sx]

I'm still living off my Y2K stash.

You'll be sorry when the spaceship arrives and takes the believers to paradise.

But what if instead of taking them to paradise, they take them to do hard work and make them sexual salves (But maybe for others it would be paradise).

[Bubba1]

I find it difficut to believe that out of all those sperm cells you were the fastest one.

Nala seems to have a rare gift of trying to make his way in the world by pushing against doors marked "pull".

[RobPaulson]

the rain we're having in the northeast is clearly a sign of the rapture.

[Chaotic_Warlord]

I recently heard that Saturday is supposed to be when Jesus returns and that Armageddon isn't supposed to occur until sometime in October. So we have until October to get ready for the impending end of days.

Oh and Mother Nature is definitely stuffing her boot up our a** lately.

[alms24sebring]

Whatever. I just cant wait for science to take over.

[sbird1]

1 word: ZOMBIES

Zombies are biblical you know:
Revelation 20:13
And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them

Isaiah 26:19
Thy dead men shall live, together with my dead body shall they arise. Awake and sing, ye that dwell in dust: for thy dew is as the dew of herbs, and the earth shall cast out the dead

ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!!

[the a3k]

first i will get this H1



then this tar21 with grenade launcher



then some armor



and a few friends



HAPPY HUNTING!

[Jman0711]

WTF i just ordered my grille, not even gonna be able to put it on!!

[ucando]

Better to remain silent and let people think your ignorant than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Encryptshun,
Naladude911 had the courage to share an honest opinion on a topic that he was invited to share on and one that every one thinks about, even you Encryptshun. If you don't want the world to know how threatened you are by the faith of others, don't go flaming them for their posts and then go into some rabid attack of how offended you are by it. LOL. If you've got issues, why broadcast them in such a dramatic way? Naladude911 said nothing derogatory to or about you, he merely stated his opinion that it might be good to have a backup plan in case the claims made by Harold Camping (who, btw has departed from the scriptures for, "No man knows the times or the seasons") should be realized-they won't.

You could have posted an intelligent response, like why you disagree with naladude911's position, instead of being disrespectful. It is possible to live in harmony with most people, if you try. after all, science is all about discovery, new ideas, new frontiers, etc...
Try something new, like embracing the ideas of others, after all, you make no bones about how others should embrace yours
I'll take Christianity, it's a far cry better than what I see you selling.

[Pento240sx]

OH SNAP!

[danshaz82]

[Jesda]

I'm not reading all that crap, so here's Kelly Clarkson:




Now here's Kelly Clarkson after going to Whataburger 237 times:




WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

[Razi]

Kelly, No!
;_;

[Ace2cool]

[IBCoupe]

Better to remain silent and let people think your ignorant than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Encryptshun,
Naladude911 had the courage to share an honest opinion on a topic that he was invited to share on and one that every one thinks about, even you Encryptshun. If you don't want the world to know how threatened you are by the faith of others, don't go flaming them for their posts and then go into some rabid attack of how offended you are by it. LOL. If you've got issues, why broadcast them in such a dramatic way? Naladude911 said nothing derogatory to or about you, he merely stated his opinion that it might be good to have a backup plan in case the claims made by Harold Camping (who, btw has departed from the scriptures for, "No man knows the times or the seasons") should be realized-they won't.

You could have posted an intelligent response, like why you disagree with naladude911's position, instead of being disrespectful. It is possible to live in harmony with most people, if you try. after all, science is all about discovery, new ideas, new frontiers, etc...
Try something new, like embracing the ideas of others, after all, you make no bones about how others should embrace yours
I'll take Christianity, it's a far cry better than what I see you selling.

You seem concerned.

[IBCoupe]

"The Bible guarantees it" is a pretty hefty thing to say. In the event that the rapture doesn't occur on Saturday, what else may we disregard from the Bible?

Hooray for bible-toting conmen, wrecking the faiths of gullible, but harmless people for centuries! Ever stop to wonder why this man accepts cash donations when he's going to be raptured this weekend?

[sbird1]

In the event that the rapture doesn't occur on Saturday, what else may we disregard from the Bible?

It won't happen, but that doesn't mean the Bible is wrong. Just those idiots.

Mark 13:32 "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father."
Acts 1:7 He said to them: "It is not for you to know the times or dates the Father has set by his own authority."

The guy saying all this rapture shlt has no idea WTF he's talking about. Also, I love quoting scripture and following it up with cursey words!

[AppleBonker]

"The Bible guarantees it" is a pretty hefty thing to say. In the event that the rapture doesn't occur on Saturday, what else may we disregard from the Bible?

Why wait til Saturday?

Hooray for bible-toting conmen, wrecking the faiths of gullible, but harmless people for centuries! Ever stop to wonder why this man accepts cash donations when he's going to be raptured this weekend?

But in all seriousness, this ^. I do find it sad how many out there try to take advantage of those with faith. I hate people.