Lots to talk about here.
An LS1 is not arcane, pushrods, yes, dinosaur, no. Diminutive in comparison to the VH. There's even a non-independent wiring harness available from GMPP.
There are BB Chev 427 ZL-1's available, exxxxpensive, but available, all aluminum,
There are also C5R blocks running around with 427 CI, in small block form.........NASTY.
As long as we're bench racing, why not a 03 Cobra crate motor? Bash if you will, but cast iron block, steel crank, Manley rods & forged pistons built to factory specs (even if those specs are +/- a hammer handle). The first few the guys at Superchips here got were putting 390 to the tires. *Stock* 10K list price for a crate motor, complete from oil pan to accessories, blower, etc.
I don't believe there is but *maybe* two or three other forged internals crate motors available from GM, Ford, or Chrysler.
Oh yeah, on the HEMI thing, as long as I'm espousing to watch myself type:
A real mans HEMI is a 426, and said man keeps spare rocker arms in the trunk as a ballast.

Have you seen the cc pics of the new (ahem, cough) HEMI? Yes, it's a hemispherical cc, but the plug holes aren't in the center like the original design. Also, notice it's not a 5.2 (318), a 5.57 (340), or a 5.89 (360). Maybe the bowtie camp had something after all?