look what i cought today : )

[AunVoh]

so i was walking out to my car today, as i do almost everyday, and there, sitting on the sidewalk is a brownish looking thing. So i'm like "what is that? a big grass hopper?" so i walk up to it and find out it's a giant friggin spider! so i put it in a big 'ol glass jar and heres what he looks like.

P.S. i named him Orville : ) he's my new buddy and nice lil Brown recluse ; ) and by little i mean 6-7'' of deadly fun : )

[UncleBen]

HOLY SHIZNIT!!!! THATS HUGE. just make sure you feed him a rat everyother day so it'll survive

[AunVoh]

yeah, Orvilles big for his age, i feed him moths and such, now if i could just figure out how to take him on a walk .....

[UncleBen]

u could put one of those months in front of him and slowly move forward w/ it, and he'll follow. hence, a walk lol, that'd be cool it "Orville" would really do that. he'd prolly just try and kill you instead

[AunVoh]

yeah, i don't know if he'd try to 'kill' me, but he does try to bite me alot :-\, i think Orville and i need to have a talk about that....

[UncleBen]

give him a good smack or two and he'll quit. at least dogs do

[AunVoh]

=-o your trying to get me to kill Orville?!?!?! i see how it is around here....

[Ceptos]

damn thats cool...i guess you know, but those are poisenous. think you could post another pic with like a quarter next to him for size referecnce? looks huge! dont lose him in your house, heh

[AunVoh]

i'll post a new pic by morning : ) but no quarter next to him, i wouldn't want to lose my car washing money : ) and i'm not going to stick my hand in there to get it back : (

[stickgoat]

Next time he tries to bite you, point him towards the toilet and remind him how easy it is for you to depress the flush handle.

[jemil118]

he'd probably just try and kill you instead

Don't ya'll know, brown recluses don't kill, they just rot your arm off....duh...:chainsaw

[AunVoh]

ah, but just think, having your limbs rott off would make you lighter....

[stickgoat]

But then you couldn't shift...and you'd probably have to go to an automatic.

[AunVoh]

ok i brought Orville in, here ya go, you owe me a quarter now : )

[stickgoat]

Now..what you ought to do is train that motherf*cker to be a personal attack spider.

Someone pisses you off, give the command and a very agitated Orville busts out of your pocket and shreads the offender from limb to limb....blood and venom everywhere.

That's what I'd do.

[AunVoh]

good idea, i'll carry the deadly thing around right next to my junk, great! i love it... wheres my quarter now?:rolleyes

[UncleBen]

jeez. that thing is seriously huge. r u still keepin him in a jar? that bastard needs a frikin fish tank

[AunVoh]

he's in a rubber maid deal thingy [techical name]

[wanabe240esx]

be careful dude, orvilles underage, and they can still prosecute like all those little boys :icesangel

*****:D

[AunVoh]

great, now you AND blink are hitting on me : (

[GodDrivesA240sx]

heheh...one time when i was like 12, me and my friend found a brown recluse's web so we started throwing grass into it......well eventuallly that really pissed it off and it jumped at us. It was great muhahahahaha...then we shot it with a b b gun.

[AunVoh]

=-o thats murder... i'm telling Orville, he's got friends ya know, i'd watch your back now....

[wanabe240esx]

he's in a rubber maid deal thingy [techical name]

rubber............like your gf?

[boMex]

...uuummmm...I hate to ask this but, what if Orville is actually Orvilla and happens to have little Orvilles?

[GodDrivesA240sx]

...uuummmm...I hate to ask this but, what if Orville is actually Orvilla and happens to have little Orvilles?

ever seen acracnaphobia?? that's what will happen!! John Candy will come back from the dead and start exterminating spiders!!!!!!!

It wasn't murder aunvoh! It was self defense!

:yesnod

[AunVoh]

then i'd have a horde

[wanabe240esx]

godbedrivina240, i dont think aunvoh liked your story:pface

guess so, nevermind

[Daunttless]

I hate spiders. Spiders instill in me the need to cause their untimely death.

[GodDrivesA240sx]

godbedrivina240, i dont think aunvoh liked your story:pface

guess so, nevermind

hahahahah godbedrivna240 I like that.

sheeeeeeeit min wahere yew be yo

[wanabe240esx]

Quote »I hate spiders. Spiders instill in me the need to cause their untimely death.[/quote]

dooooooddddd, quiet, hes watching the comp. screen

as for ME, im done whoring this thread, stay safe dude, IE keep him in the jar with like 5 books stacked on top of itI hate spiders. Spiders instill in me the need to cause their untimely death.