Lmfao! The Funniest Story!!!

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

Story goes as the following....i was over my boy Scott's house with Mike and we bought a huge jar of pickles from the store. we all were eating them and suddenly scott hadda sh1t so he ran to the bathroom.. about 2mins later mike felt like he hadda piss BAD so he banged on the bathroom door and told scott to hurry up and scott told him he is gunna be like 5mins. Well mike decided that he couldnt hold it that long so we finished the last 2 pickles and mike pissed into the pickle jar. After mike is done he puts the jar down and walks into the kitchen with me to get crackers to munch on. once we grab the crackers we get some soda and walk back into the bedroom to find scott there drinking the fuking pickle juice! (mike just pissed in!!!) Right when i seen Scott bottoms up with the jar i start fuicking cracking up and scott says "you can use the bathroom now bro" mike looks at him and starts fuking cracking up and is like "dude i just pissed... in that fuking jar!" and scott gets this weird face and im on the ground rolling all over the place in pain from laughing and scott looks at him and says "dude! WHAT THE FUK! AWWWWW SHHHHIIITTTTT! i already drank most of it!"pauses to think "well i dont taste it so you are joking with me" and finished... i am ****ing pissin my self on the ground and mike starts cracking up and scott looks at us after he is done is says "you guys were joking right?" OH MY GOD!!! that is the highlight of the year! Just think guys, you walk away for 2mins after pissing into a jar , come back and pow! your boy is drinking it! LMFAO poor scott!

Post by **GEO** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

Sounds gay to me.

Post by **lilaznvietboi** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

HAHAHAHAHA

Checkered-Member · Post by **Checkered-Member** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

NIGHTfall_240sx wrote:...jar of pickles... we all were eating them

is that code name for cok?

Post by **Touchdown038** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

He was drinking the pickle juice? The brine?

Post by **Rockenreno** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

that's disgusting :pukethat being said, I would have died from laughter

Post by **ride4lame** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

wait, so i think the wierdest part about that story is that you and your friends bought a big jar of pickles to eat

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

was i suppose to mention we were drinking that night? ...minor... repleace the word "soda" with beer

Post by **SpeeDDrifT** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

even so.........

ride4lame wrote:wait, so i think the wierdest part about that story is that you and your friends bought a big jar of pickles to eat

Post by **driftaholic** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

something is not quite right here.

Post by **VersionS13** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

HAHA, that's so messed up

Post by **Josh** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

I'm a minor, and even so, when my friends and I are drinking, no matter how drunk we get we don't go out, buy a big jar of pickles and eat them together...

Anyways, it probably would have been funny...

Post by **GEO** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

NIGHTfall_240sx wrote:was i suppose to mention we were drinking that night? ...minor... repleace the word "soda" with beer

Yeh, instead of eating pickles, was probably munching on the Malepickle..

Post by **NIGHTfall_240sx** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

haha sorry vegeance, dont mean to break your dreams but we are not gay. if you must know, we bougth pickles to eat because Scott is a big pothead and heard that if you drink pickle juice it clears your system and he has a drug test in a few days. so we bought the pickles so he can try it. mike and i forgot the main reason of the pickles so thats why he pissed in the jar. thats also why scott drank the juice. the stupid test sh1t. anymore questions?

Post by **GEO** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

Drinking each others piss.. then... I wonder whats next.

Post by **MainEvent212** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

on friday night, we convinced my friend he ate dog **** off of the porch, thinking it was chocolate chips.

that was so awesome

Post by **Dano** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

yes, that is both sick and disgusting, im gonna have to ask u to hush:D

-Dan

Post by **Structure240sx** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

thats ****ing awsome

Post by **droptopsilvia** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

I hope he passes his test!!! I dont think it works though especially if the content is mostly contaminated piss already.Tell him to go buy clenz-blendz tea from a GNC or health storePoor bastard!

Post by **SloS13** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

Structure240sx wrote:thats ****ing awsome

Post by **[Zero-S]** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

omg thats fukkin hilarious

Post by **prigo** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

Disturbing, yet funny.

Post by **r34 gtr** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

that is some quality stuff right there.

Post by **toki** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

uhm the only way to really clear out your system is to drink diluted bleach in small doses. yes it works..but can also **** you up pretty nice if you take too much/arn't in prime condition.

Post by **droptopsilvia** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

whoa...you go ahead and drink bleach, i'll stick to the tea...1)I know it works and 2)you're not drinking bleach which is definately worse than any drug you could fathom, I'd rather fail the test than possibly go blind!wow, I hope you didn't try that, considering if you drink a gallon of water before the test, you will *usually* pass...

just for the sake of maybe the younger crowd:Dont Drink Bleach, ever spilt it on something? think of what your esophogus,stomach, and intestines would look like....If it didnt kill you, you wont be in such prime condition afterwards.

-sorry but that has got to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard! and someone is gonna read that and end up drinking it from the bottle, or not dilute it enough(bleach is extremely strong)once again do not try this at home...You'd rather drink a pickle jar of Piss, Trust me!

Post by **toki** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

a friend of mine did it - a serious druggy - he was keeled over all day, but the next day he passed just fine.

Post by **toki** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

and he had to do this to make sure because he was on parole, if there was any trace, straight back to juvi, do not pass Go, do not collect $100.

Post by **GEO** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

toki wrote:uhm the only way to really clear out your system is to drink diluted bleach in small doses. yes it works..but can also **** you up pretty nice if you take too much/arn't in prime condition.

Sorry dude, my mom is a ER Nurse and she said nope, any type of substance with bleach in it. Diluted or anyhting, will harm your insides and never , may I repeat this, NEVER help you pass a drug test. My mom said the on;y way to get around a drug test is to drink alot of water the day you are going in for the test. Just keep drinking and rinking and drinking.. piss and piss...

Post by **droptopsilvia** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

whew-damn you gotta do what you gotta doI think I'd quit before drinking bleach, sorry for him...glad he survived

Post by **Nathan** » Sun Oct 12, 2003 12:33 am

Man Toki...no offense to you, but your friend is an idiot! Why not just quit the drugs and stay out of trouble?

Lmfao! The Funniest Story!!!

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