Lmfao! The Funniest Story!!!

[driftaholic]

the best way to pass a drug test is to not do drugs :rolleyes

[MainEvent212]

word to that one...either that or get someone else to pee for you...i've done that for my friend 3 times :pface

[Mr1der]

nothing says I'm cool like having to drink bleach to pass a drug test.

there's a reason for these things, and it's not to invade one's privacy.

If you can't pass one, get your *** in McDonalds where the only one your gonna hurt is yourself when your dumb *** trips over a mop and plants your face in the fryer, not somewhere that involves machinery or an accounting firm.

Just think of the beatdown Nacy Regan would toss you!

[180maniac]

Hey, why didn't your friend just walk out the door to piss?? I do that all the time, i even pissed on the wall of a library one time.(outside wall of course) That is just what i would've done.

[Toahk]

yeah where was this Piss-jar-pickle-juice supposed to go after?

[D1SR240]

thats a pretty gross story but if i was there i would have been laughing my *** off

[deftdrummer]

no kidding, more often than not its easier to take an outdoors piss than a pickle jar piss...how old are you guys anyways?

[Onizuka]

on of my freinds just told me a story about how a drunk kid down the hall stumbled into his dormroom and took a piss in the freezer part of the 'fijidator. And another time the same kid pissed on his laptop. In fact he had lots of stories about the kid pissin in his room and how he beat his arse for doing it.

[Snoboarder793]

i pee in my friends bed and dont tell him.

[TurboKA37]

hahahahhaha some funnies in this thread. i saw a show on mtv that showed pickle juice doesnt work for passing drug tests sorry

[Josh]

Yeah, that whole pickle juice thing is the stupidest **** I've heard of, bleach actually sounds like it would work...

But yeah, drink a **** load of water and you should be fine...

On the subject of peeing, I tend to sleep walk and a few months ago I got up, and instead of going to my bathroom I went into my parents room, into there bathroom and went in there toilet, left (in the dark) without hitting anything. I could vaguely remember it when I got up in the morning (my parents thought it was my other brother)

I've also got up in the middle of the night and got ready for school/work, got clothes out and started the shower before I realized my alarm hadn't gone off and it was like 2:00am...

[r34 gtr]

yowza.

[driftaholic]

my high school science teacher told us this story about his friend who always went hunting and brought water in a bleach bottle. one time he accidentally grabbed the bleach. then, when he got thirtsy, he promptly took a big swig of bleach right out of the bottle. yum!

[Sliding_S14]

why the hell didnt your friend step outside and piss on a bush or somthin? the hole drinkin the pee is funny but seen it before.

friend pee'd in his beer after he drank it and gave it to some annoyingly drunk kid at the party. we all laughed but its ****ed up.

[deftdrummer]

my high school science teacher told us this story about his friend who always went hunting and brought water in a bleach bottle. one time he accidentally grabbed the bleach. then, when he got thirtsy, he promptly took a big swig of bleach right out of the bottle. yum!

and he died like 3 minutes later right?

[krazy skwerel]

How the hell could you not smell the bleach? Also why in the hell would you use bleach bottles to carry water in? I would so use a milk jug or somehing else.

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

no kidding, more often than not its easier to take an outdoors piss than a pickle jar piss...how old are you guys anyways?

Me - 17 (18 on Jan 2)Mike- 20Scott - 22(?)

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

why the hell didnt your friend step outside and piss on a bush or somthin?

when ya gotta go bad and the closest thing to you is a jar.... wet your pants or piss in a jar...

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

Yeah, that whole pickle juice thing is the stupidest **** I've heard of, bleach actually sounds like it would work...

NEWS UPDATE on Scott

he passed. :ylsuper

he also bought another jar of pickles after wards.... along with mouthwash

[s86d]

its just wrong REALLY WRONG (i would never look at a pickle jar the same again)

[GEO]

bvs

[s86d]

bvs

??? what did you just say

[jdmfreak]

Im also wondering that.

Also what happened to the guy that drank the bleach out the bottle?

[Snoboarder793]

he ended up half retarded and pee'd in a pickle jar.

[driftaholic]

i think he puked as soon as he tasted or smelled it, and then his huntin buddy took him to the hospital.

[Sliding_S14]

you tellin me he cant hold it to simply run outside? and the pickle jar he cant just let it go with out maken a mess less his pickles in the juice. just makes more sence to step outside and go.

[krazy skwerel]

Well he did saythey were intoxicated. So I could see myself pissing in a jar while drunk.

[Mr1der]

I've seen myself doing it in a jar when I wasn't drunk

[droptopsilvia]

If you can't pass one, get your *** in McDonalds where the only one your gonna hurt is yourself when your dumb *** trips over a mop and plants your face in the fryer, not somewhere that involves machinery or an accounting firm.

Just think of the beatdown Nacy Regan would toss you!

Uhh, ok do you know how many Dr's smoke pot and they use scalpels on you! And what you do outside of work should not be used against you. Yes there was a time when i got high and went to work, But that was high school when my job didnt require a lot of thought.

Drug testing does invade someones personal privacy, now if someone comes to work all Fuct up thats a whole 'nother story!Thats not in the privacy of your own home. Its just a damn shame that the least threatening of all drugs stays in your system the longest.

as far as planting you face in the fryer and tripping, that could happen to the soberest of people. and hell I've met a lot of people who don't use drugs and I would never want to see them behind heavy machinery.

It all comes down to common sense, you either have it or don't.using drugs doesn't make you stupid...If you were "smart" before you still will be smart, because you wont have abused them....If you're just a dumba$$ chances are you're gonna be the burn-out your mother warned you about, b/c the drugs used you!also the age you start using drugs is another determining factor.

I've seen drugs destroy and I've seen them help people out in hard times who would've otherwise hurt themselves.

If you use drugs, be careful, dont let them use you. If you dont use drugs, or never have....5hit you just dont know!and you have been blinded by the medias constant barrage of wrong and right and the many actual positive uses of drugs.Pot is not the horrible killer it was thought to be at one time...more and more places are coming to thier senses and "decriminalizing" it. Oh and pot isn't the "gateway" drug.Alcohol is.....

oh and fu(k a Nancy Reagan!

[NIGHTfall_240sx]

:withstup :jump