Holy crap. How have I never heard about that stuff before. I need to order a couple of rolls of that for sure!
You know, I really hate giving car advice to people when that's the only reason they call me. Then to further rub salt in the wound, they ignore the advice I give them and proceed to full retard.
My buddy has this worn the hell out F250 that he bought a while back for a daily driver. First indication that he's a tard obviously, because he bought a 96 F250 4x4 SINGLE CAB with a 460 V8 in it to drive daily even when he knows he has a kid on the way. He called to ask me what he should buy before he bought it too, which I found him plenty of good examples for the $2,500 he could spend. Then a few weeks later he ended up with this junk. It gets negative 30mpg, you have to start it with a power window switch wired to the starter solenoid with an extension cord, has no exhaust because it fell off, and it's got more wear throughout it's body and components than a retired p0rn star. Anyways, that's not the point - just a little back story.
So it's had multiple failures and typically the only time I hear from him is when one of these failures happen. Last time I talked to him I told him he needed to roll it in the fawking street and set it on fire. So after not hearing from him in a couple of months, he calls me up and tries to make conversation then quickly changes the subject to "Oh, I had a question about my truck."
He's trying to trade it to some guy for a truck in worse shape than his, but actually runs and the guy wants him to replace the clutch first. He wants my mechanics number and somehow has come up with the idea that it would only cost $400... I told him he had lost his mind and he thinks that if he can get it running right it's worth $4,000 according to KBB
Once again I tell him to roll it off of the nearest cliff because at this point the exhaust manifolds have a terrible leak, every vacuum line leaks, it leaks 1-2 quarts of oil per day because it has tons of blow-by and every gasket and seal is bad, it needs tires, and now the clutch is shot because the rear main seal has dumped oil all over it. Don't listen to me though, because dumping more money into something like that and expecting it to be reliable is completely within reason
So my mechanic calls me yesterday and tells me that my buddy had came and dumped his hunk of s*** in his parking lot and left it there with no information other than his name. I asked him if he had looked at it and he replies with "Yeah, this thing is junk. It needs an engine rebuild and a clutch at minimum. It has tons of blow-by, every seal and gasket leaks, and it runs like crap. I just want his number to call and tell him I don't want anything to do with it. " Sounds oddly familiar to what I said, but again don't listen to me - even though you called me to ask for advice.
/rant
So how's everyone doing?