Learned'd 4 - More Sequels than Rocky, y0. NSFW

[admin]

Procrastination will not earn me an A.

Yes it will. I'll tell you why later.

[AZhitman]

there's waaaaaaay too much h0m0 in this thread right about meow. i proudly rock my hairy chest. if it wouldn't get me arrested, i'd proudly rock my hairy a** too. i'm like a robust lumberjack. a man's man. where's my axe, woman? there are trees that need choppin.

^ THIS.

You buttshavers need to go make the rest of us a sammich.

Good thing this isn't caveman times... Hairless, pale twinks could get mistaken for wimminz in the dark. SURPRISE!

Side note: Tea-Toe, I've broken both navicular bones... common injury among cyclists, skaters, etc. Broke mine in a motorcycle crash. Range of motion will be limited after the cast comes off.

[danshaz82]

you've actually seen a lumberjack? lucky....

does Ian count?

[93coupe]

I've never seen a lumberjack.

[ADDirishboy]

Just out curiosity, where do you go? There isn't exactly a tanning bed on every street corner around here. I've not seen one since I arrived a year and a half ago.

There's 3 or 4 within about 3 miles of my house.

[numbnuts240]

there's waaaaaaay too much h0m0 in this thread right about meow. i proudly rock my hairy chest. if it wouldn't get me arrested, i'd proudly rock my hairy a** too. i'm like a robust lumberjack. a man's man. where's my axe, woman? there are trees that need choppin.

^ THIS.

You buttshavers need to go make the rest of us a sammich.

Good thing this isn't caveman times... Hairless, pale twinks could get mistaken for wimminz in the dark. SURPRISE!

Side note: Tea-Toe, I've broken both navicular bones... common injury among cyclists, skaters, etc. Broke mine in a motorcycle crash. Range of motion will be limited after the cast comes off.

i love this guy. i was warned that range of motion may be limited, it's no biggie. the only thing i use my right hand for is, besides squirting the lotion into the good hand, is throwing a frisbee. weird, huh?

[nissangirl74]

Procrastination will not earn me an A.

Yes it will. I'll tell you why later.

[numbnuts240]

I've never seen a lumberjack.

so your previous statement is now invalid. i have felled trees before and i have jacked my lumber, i believe that makes me a lumberjack. your move, mr. bond.

[AppleBonker]

there's waaaaaaay too much h0m0 in this thread right about meow. i proudly rock my hairy chest. if it wouldn't get me arrested, i'd proudly rock my hairy a** too. i'm like a robust lumberjack. a man's man. where's my axe, woman? there are trees that need choppin.

^ THIS.

You buttshavers need to go make the rest of us a sammich.

Meh. The chicks dig it though. I personally think it's kind of annoying. But if it gets me what I'm looking for, it's worth my time...

[ADDirishboy]

Meh. The chicks dig it though. I personally think it's kind of annoying. But if it gets me what I'm looking for, it's worth my time...

It's annoying as hell to shave teh bum, but it makes it nice and smooth and chicks love it. Plus, I think it looks a LOT better.

[nissangirl74]

^ THIS.

You buttshavers need to go make the rest of us a sammich.

Meh. The chicks dig it though. I personally think it's kind of annoying. But if it gets me what I'm looking for, it's worth my time...

If that's what it takes, you're doing it wrong!
for realz.

[AppleBonker]

Look, you make like coming up with pubes in your mouth, but most chicks don't.

Also, being tan helps make you look more muscular, which is generally a desirable trait to have.

[93coupe]

Naturally hairless FTW.

Back to bed...

[AppleBonker]

I should also clarify, that isn't what it takes. It just helps. And to make myself a more impressive option than most other dudes out there is a good decision, IMO.

[AppleBonker]

Naturally hairless FTW

And (ever-so-slightly) darker skinned. I jelly.

[numbnuts240]

so you baby bottom bum folks regularly enjoy getting your whispering eye nommed on? GHEY!!!!! when it comes to sexy time, my fudge factory is off limits.

[93coupe]

Every morning I clean eye jelly from Dante. One time I thought I got it off of my finger but realized I, in fact, did not when I scratched my mouth. nom nom eye boogie.

And I am a solid seventeen shades darker than you.

[AppleBonker]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I said I shave my chest. And my pubes. I don't like my pooper getting tongued.

And doesn't whispering eye refer to the vajayjay? Not the balloon knot?

[93coupe]

Tito, you're missing out. Rusty trombone FTW.

[numbnuts240]

Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I said I shave my chest. And my pubes. I don't like my pooper getting tongued.

you lie like a persian rug.

And doesn't whispering eye refer to the vajayjay? Not the balloon knot?

i stand corrected.

Tito, you're missing out. Rusty trombone FTW.

i own a trombone, i'm not missing s***.

[AppleBonker]

No lie there. Don't wast time there when my nuts are in your face. That is more enjoyable for me...

[93coupe]

Just got a call back for a job. Guaranteed 6 months of work. 50 hours/week.

I cant bring myself to quit my stable job for 6 months of work even if it is more (temporary) hours.

[numbnuts240]

make dat paypa dun.

[AppleBonker]

Still third shift hours?

[93coupe]

Second or third. I would love to work 50 hours. I'm just too scared about what would happen at the end of my 6 months.

[AppleBonker]

Why is it only guaranteed work for six months?

[marlin29311]

I dislike my 50+ hour weeks.

[PEZi]

you've actually seen a lumberjack? lucky....

does Ian count?

this

[MellowZ32]

herro!

[AppleBonker]

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