Learned'd 4 - More Sequels than Rocky, y0. NSFW

[marlin29311]

damn tito that sucks....hpoefully everything gets fixed up right.

and adam...wtf?

[numbnuts240]

if she's cold when fully clothed, she'll never get nekkid. where did i put my beer?

[AppleBonker]

Lou, I went tanning on my lunch break.

[numbnuts240]

damn tito that sucks....hpoefully everything gets fixed up right.

i'm stupid excited about it. my mother already told me that i'm strange. i get to have a screw in my wrist (imagine all the fun i could have at metal detectors), and have a club for a forearm for 2 months. i fail to see the downside.

[AppleBonker]

Beating women with a club probably carries a stiffer penalty?

[AppleBonker]

Haha. Stiff.

[numbnuts240]

[marlin29311]

Lou, I went tanning on my lunch break.

[ADDirishboy]

I smell like tanning bed. Lulz.

Lol, me too. Just got back, actually. 9 minutes in the stand up. Gotta love it.

[Encryptshun]

There are only two reasons a guy should use a tanning booth: 1) if he's a bodybuilder; 2) if he lost a bet

Adam and Tyler, I'm guessing neither of you are the former, so I'm going to assume the latter. The alternative to which, of course, is me running you over with my truck the next time I see you.

[ADDirishboy]

What's wrong with hating having a farmer's tan?

[AppleBonker]

I keep myself in shape. The tan helps (I really hate being casper the friendly party-goer) - not staying in shape, but appearing to be in shape. I also shave my chest. Hope that's not a problem for you Chadwick.

Tyler, I smell like tanning bed at work now, though. It's not particularly pleasant.

Lou, jealousy will get you no where. And I'd gladly be on Jersey Shore (if I was Italian). Those tool sheds are making more money in a week than I do in a year. They may be dumb, but they have me beat there for sure.

[ADDirishboy]

I also shave my chest. Hope that's not a problem for you Chadwick.

Tyler, I smell like tanning bed at work now, though. It's not particularly pleasant.

Lol. I shave a lot more than just my chest....

Smelling like that at work must get annoying. That awkward "I kinda smell like burning" smell bugs me.

[AppleBonker]

You shave your legs too? Fag.

*Yes I do see the irony in this comment considering the content of this discussion. It was deliberate.

[numbnuts240]

there's waaaaaaay too much h0m0 in this thread right about meow. i proudly rock my hairy chest. if it wouldn't get me arrested, i'd proudly rock my hairy a** too. i'm like a robust lumberjack. a man's man. where's my axe, woman? there are trees that need choppin.

[ADDirishboy]

No, I don't shave my legs. I do keep every bit of body hair on me trimmed though. I HATE body hair with a passion. My dad looks like a gorilla, and I refuse to ever be like that.

[Dattebayo]

You ain't choppin no wood witha broken hand, dude...

[marlin29311]

I keep myself in shape. The tan helps (I really hate being casper the friendly party-goer) - not staying in shape, but appearing to be in shape. I also shave my chest. Hope that's not a problem for you Chadwick.

Tyler, I smell like tanning bed at work now, though. It's not particularly pleasant.

Lou, jealousy will get you no where. And I'd gladly be on Jersey Shore (if I was Italian). Those tool sheds are making more money in a week than I do in a year. They may be dumb, but they have me beat there for sure.

Lol Jersey shore was the first thing I thought of with tanning...I tried to find the south park one, but there were no pics on google images.

FWIW, I shave everything above my hip. Deal with it.

[Dattebayo]

No, I don't shave my legs. I do keep every bit of body hair on me trimmed though. I HATE body hair with a passion. My dad looks like a gorilla, and I refuse to ever be like that.

Now you're just a trimmed gorilla.

[numbnuts240]

You ain't choppin no wood witha broken hand, dude...

i got a healthy dose of radiation this morning. i'm like a super hero now.

[AppleBonker]

You're bald?!?!? And you only have one hip? Poor thing...

[ADDirishboy]

Now you're just a trimmed gorilla.

Nah, I actually don't have a ton of body hair. Very little on my chest, almost none on my stomach/ happy trail, TINY bit on my back, etc. I just shave all that crap off.

[danshaz82]

sup

[nissangirl74]

What's wrong with hating having a farmer's tan?

Just out curiosity, where do you go? There isn't exactly a tanning bed on every street corner around here. I've not seen one since I arrived a year and a half ago.

[numbnuts240]

i want this

[nissangirl74]

i want this

[AppleBonker]

What's wrong with hating having a farmer's tan?

Just out curiosity, where do you go? There isn't exactly a tanning bed on every street corner around here. I've not seen one since I arrived a year and a half ago.

Odd, tanning salons are all over the place in the midwest. I think there's probably 4-5 within a couple mile radius of my place. Definitely more tanning places than McDonald's per square mile in my area...

[93coupe]

I've never seen a lumberjack that looked like you.

[nissangirl74]

OK guys, I have to go. This is more fun but I HAVE to finish my homework. Procrastination will not earn me an A. Later!

[numbnuts240]

you've actually seen a lumberjack? lucky....