Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[marlin29311]

I lolled at the article (though I did feel bad for the kid).

And speaking of exes, I'm pretty sure that for all intents and purposes I'm currently off the market...

Sellout.

I always pee sitting down in the morning. More relaxing that way. Plus, sometimes you gotta let the morning wood subside.

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Agreed. Though peeing with the woody can be annoying at times...

[AppleBonker]

Sellout.

How's that?

Though peeing with the woody can be annoying at times...

Or always...

[Encryptshun]

The most annoying part is cleaning the ceiling afterward.

[AppleBonker]

I told this story to Gerry yesterday (I think). The other day I tried to piss without turning on the lights. It's always risky, cause you don't know where that first pulse is going. But, to my surprise I heard it hit bowl, yet not water. So I knew I was close and would require a slight adjustment to be dead-center. Unfortunately, I adjusted in the wrong direction and started feeling spray on my shin. Had to cut it off and turn the lights on and start again. I mopped my bathroom last night...

[Encryptshun]

Learned'd has attained a new level of openness and honestly.

I'm not sure I'm comfortable with it.

[AppleBonker]

My reaction was a mix of swearing and laughing. Pretty interesting...

[AppleBonker]

I want these so bad (how could you eat them without laughing?):

[marlin29311]

hahahahaha

[Encryptshun]

I bet they taste funny

[AppleBonker]

They look like horror movie potatoes...

And Chad, your post in the data entry thread killed me. My abs hurt...

[danshaz82]

yo doods.

[Encryptshun]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o4l10Ct ... re=channel[/youtube]

Okay, this guy is my new hero. Everything he touches is so full of win its gravity actually causes other planetary bodies to generate win autonomously.

[frapjap]

You guys are peeing in the dark ALLLLLL wrong!

The process should be as follows.
1. Walk into bathroom. Ignore light switch- burning eyes suck when youre sleepy.
2. Open shower curtain.
3. Pop out your d!ck and pee in the tub.
4. Turn on water to "flush"
Sure fire way not to miss.


If for some reason I am ballsy enough to use the toilet in the dark while standing up, I hold back on the stream until I can tap my shins on the bowl and then pee. This method might hit the part of the bowl without water at first, but I've found it to be much more accurate than muscle memory.

[Encryptshun]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL4mywCO ... re=related[/youtube]

[marlin29311]

Does anyone else hate the spray that comes off a urinal? I actually pee onto the side no, as the spray goes into the bowl area, not my hands and feet...

[Marenta]

This is one of the most interesting conversations ever!

[Encryptshun]

If by "awesome" you really mean "uncomfortable, awkward, slighly gay, and probably in violation of at least one of NICO's terms of use", then sure. I totally agree.

[sx moneypit]

No doubt!

[AppleBonker]

The spray sucks. But what bugs me more is the lone pube chilling on TOP of the urinal. How did it get all the way up there?

[frapjap]

Can't see your picture.

As for urinals, ever seen the target or the fly for the "sweet spot" so spray doesnt end up on your kahakis?

Also, it might be time to post badass urinals.

[marlin29311]

Never seen a "sweet spot" urinal yet...sounds like a good concept though.

[danshaz82]

The spray sucks. But what bugs me more is the lone pube chilling on TOP of the urinal. How did it get all the way up there?

the pube urinals are the worst!

[sx moneypit]

The lip type works for me!

[Marenta]

Bored! I hate flowcharts!

[AppleBonker]

The spray sucks. But what bugs me more is the lone pube chilling on TOP of the urinal. How did it get all the way up there?

the pube urinals are the worst!

If I didn't manscape regularly, I'd be placing some of my curlies on every urinal I used just to weird people out with that thought. How does it get there if someone didn't intentionally do it?

[Encryptshun]

Luckily, they make Tampax office plugs designed for heavy, normal, and light flowchart days.

[danshaz82]

If I didn't manscape regularly, I'd be placing some of my curlies on every urinal I used just to weird people out with that thought. How does it get there if someone didn't intentionally do it?

maybe it gets stuck on their fingers and when they go to flush, it falls off on top?
i assume 9/10 times its intentional tho. how could it not be?

[AppleBonker]

Luckily, they make Tampax office plugs designed for heavy, normal, and light flowchart days.

Wow, disturbing. Get out of my head. The first time I read her post I saw something about flow-days. I shuddered, and was then going to post something about periods but decided it would be too much of a stretch. Now it is you creeping ME out.

[danshaz82]

oh, adam, if you already PM'd greg, let him know im down to help.

[AppleBonker]

I sent a PM basically saying I doubt it would take much to convince you, Chad, Faiz and me to help out.

Edit: yeah, I offered peoples' services before consulting with them. Deal with it.