Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[PEZi]

[PEZi]

f*** YOU 4CHAN AND YOUR IMAGE BLOCKING!!!!!

[Razi]

Pooned!

[ADDirishboy]

5 hours of driving down. This is the first time I've stopped. Why is this gas station limited to 75 dollars? That's retarded! Also, I'm bored out of my facking mind.

[Marenta]

WAH, stupid work!

[Hijacker]

Who on the learnd'ed crew is out near Chicago? Faizan and Dan?

[sx moneypit]

Morning everyone.

[AppleBonker]

Who on the learnd'ed crew is out near Chicago? Faizan and Dan?

Yup, and I'm about 50 miles or so outside Chicago, but used to live in the city.

Morning fackers!

[Hijacker]

Shoot Greg a PM or an email. He may need your help in Chicago for an upcoming show.

[Marenta]

Morning!

[marlin29311]

Yo.

[RobPaulson]

mornin hookers

[Marenta]

mornin hookers

At least I get paid! BOOYAH! :P

[AppleBonker]

Shoot Greg a PM or an email. He may need your help in Chicago for an upcoming show.

I'm pretty sure Greg knows I'm in this area, but I'll hit him up anyway and offer any assistance I can.

Howdy to errbody checking in.

[RobPaulson]

i came. jusay'n.

[RobPaulson]

At least I get paid! BOOYAH! :P

touche salesman. . . touche.

[AppleBonker]

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/24737167/detail.html

[Encryptshun]

Morning everybody!

HEY BART!!! HEY DEE!!!

Adam, let me know what help Greg needs. Might be a good excuse for you me and Faiz to get together and help out da formus at the same time. Winwin.

Oh, and Adam:

http://xkcd.com/796/

Based on what you've said about some of your ex-GFs, I think you'll get a kick out of that.

[AppleBonker]

Chad, the associated text is what made it for me: "Since the goatee, glasses, and Seltzer & Friedberg DVD collection didn't tip you off, there will be a $20 negligence charge for this service."

And how did I forget you are in the Chicago-land area? That was before I had my coffee - best excuse I can come up with. Terribly sorry about that... I'm an a**.

[Encryptshun]

http://www.cbsatlanta.com/news/24737167/detail.html

but on the bright side, quote of the day: "It's the oral herpes"

[AppleBonker]

I lolled at the article (though I did feel bad for the kid).

And speaking of exes, I'm pretty sure that for all intents and purposes I'm currently off the market...

[Encryptshun]

So, I'm getting really excited about getting to buy a new washer & dryer. Does that automatically mean I'm losing my key to the men's restroom, or does the fact that I'm going ultra-efficient, high-tech, front-load make any difference?

[AppleBonker]

I vote that you get to keep your man card. Technology is cool, even if it's the tech for women's appliances (yeah, I said it). My mom has an amazing washer/dryer combo. The washer even senses the size of the load so it can determine the amount of water to use and the cycle time. The dryer runs until it senses a low enough humidity level in the exhaust air. Pretty epic from the viewpoint of a technology nerd. Ergo, I'm totally cool with your level of excitement!

Also, have you listened to Patrick Sweany, Chad? The album Every Hour Is A Dollar Gone was produced by Dan Auerbach. It's pretty excellent.

[Encryptshun]

Wheew, thanks Adam. I really hate to pee sitting down.

And I have never heard Patrick Sweany, but the name sounds familiar. I'll youtube some stuff. thanks for the recommendation!

I need to subscribe to "Indy Band of the Month Club". My musical spectrum is getting very thin these days.

[AppleBonker]

I always pee sitting down in the morning. More relaxing that way. Plus, sometimes you gotta let the morning wood subside.

Chad:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_Jgn7_MEYY[/youtube]

[Encryptshun]

I always pee sitting down in the morning. More relaxing that way. Plus, sometimes you gotta let the morning wood subside.

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[AppleBonker]

All you guys know I'm right. Except when I pee in the shower, then I'm generally not seated.

[Encryptshun]

At my age, you start to understand why erectlon and election are spelled almost identically. Both happen only once every two years, require a lot of money, are preceded by scandal and never really result in anything except hurt feelings and pretending black guys don't exist.

[sx moneypit]

At my age, you start to understand why erectlon and election are spelled almost identically. Both happen only once every two years, require a lot of money, are preceded by scandal and never really result in anything except hurt feelings and pretending black guys don't exist.

Right about that Chad!

[AppleBonker]

At my age, you start to understand why erectlon and election are spelled almost identically. Both happen only once every two years, require a lot of money, are preceded by scandal and never really result in anything except hurt feelings and pretending black guys don't exist.

I just tried to sig that, but it pushed me over the character limit... FFFFFFUUUUUUUU