Learned'd 3 - The Legend Continues - NSFW

[Encryptshun]

i puked on her lawn the other night.

Nothing says "I miss you, babe" like having a buddy puke on her lawn.

[RobPaulson]

on a side note, i may be professing my undying love to this new chick. she's THAT awesome. plus i want to nom on her naughty parts.

[numbnuts240]

Tito: Which one? Lulz

there's another one?

Since when has this

i want to nom on her naughty parts.

required this

i may be professing my undying love to this new chick

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never, but i want her to be a repeat customer without the "g.t." title. speaking of which, i saw g.t. at the mall last week. we made eye contact for a split second and this most depressing, "i failed" look came across her face immediately. i lol'd. really hard

[danshaz82]

i puked on her lawn the other night.

Nothing says "I miss you, babe" like having a buddy puke on her lawn.

precisely!

[AppleBonker]

The bartender you kept trying to game, or the friend of your cousin (or whatever, I don't remember)?

[ADDirishboy]

never, but i want her to be a repeat customer without the "g.t." title. speaking of which, i saw g.t. at the mall last week. we made eye contact for a split second and this most depressing, "i failed" look came across her face immediately. i lol'd. really hard

Like I said before, it's because you piihb. You destroyed her life for a little anal. I envy you.

[PEZi]

i puked on her lawn the other night.

Nothing says "I miss you, babe" like having a buddy puke on her lawn.

inorite?

[PEZi]

speaking of which, i saw g.t. at the mall last week. we made eye contact for a split second and this most depressing, "i failed" look came across her face immediately. i lol'd. really hard

i love youz tito

[Dattebayo]

I wonder if this chick I took home the other night is ever gonna speak to me again? I didn't really ask permission, ya know?

[AppleBonker]

You raped her?

[Encryptshun]

Asking permission is only something you gotta do if she wakes up, Dave. You should be solid.

[PEZi]

Asking permission is only something you gotta do if she wakes up, Dave. You should be solid.

this

[AppleBonker]

So Gerry didn't recognize this. It wasn't that obscure, was it?
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYdlqjiQPAc&ob=av2e[/youtube]

[PEZi]

allright fookers... 72ozs of beer.... now time for class...... be back later

[Encryptshun]

LOL

I miss college.

[Xdisaster240sX]

Hi guys I have diarrhea today.

[Encryptshun]

Diarrhea is the sh*t, dude.

[Xdisaster240sX]

Not when its all over the back of your pants because you missed the toilet.

[King Ranzo]

OHAY GAIZ

[IBCoupe]

Not when its all over the back of your pants because you missed the toilet.

So you took the shotgun approach to dealing with your poop?

[Dattebayo]

lol, no rape.

[King Ranzo]

http://www.autotrader.com/fyc/vdp.jsp?c ... dard=false


I wants.


Also, House. F*CK YEAH.

[IBCoupe]

Wait, why do you want that?

[King Ranzo]

I like it. I like Mazdas.

[93coupe]

I've run the dishwasher twice with a little Cascade packet. Both times when it was finished, I opened the machine and the packet was still intact. WTF? Any ideas?

[IBCoupe]

Buy this instead.

[King Ranzo]

Must be made of rocks. Use hammer.

[King Ranzo]

Looking more toward dealers. I'd better off finding a down payment and making monthly payments than finding money to buy outright.

[IBCoupe]

My bad; didn't notice it wasn't a dealer. I'm the same way.

[King Ranzo]

Yeah. I want a MS3 or MS6, but it'd be hard to afford that. I want a Juke too. I like 'em.